"I get distracted by what I’m doing and forget I’m supposed to be enjoying myself as well. "
I do the exact opposite - I orgasm too easily for it to be feasible and lose sight of my part of the bargain. I'd rather take turns so I can focus on the task in hand (or in mouth, in this case). |
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"I get distracted by what I’m doing and forget I’m supposed to be enjoying myself as well.
I do the exact opposite - I orgasm too easily for it to be feasible and lose sight of my part of the bargain. I'd rather take turns so I can focus on the task in hand (or in mouth, in this case)."
Ha ha totally agree x |
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First time a woman asked me if I fancied a 69 I agreed, although wasn't sure what she meant. But she took up her position on top of me and promptly farted.
I let it go, thought just a bit of an accident. Then a moment later she farted again! I put it down to stretching and straining. Few moments on and she let rip again. Proper stunk as well.
I pushed her off and she looked at me and said "What's wrong?"
I said "You can fuck off I'm not taking another 66 of those!" |
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"First time a woman asked me if I fancied a 69 I agreed, although wasn't sure what she meant. But she took up her position on top of me and promptly farted.
I let it go, thought just a bit of an accident. Then a moment later she farted again! I put it down to stretching and straining. Few moments on and she let rip again. Proper stunk as well.
I pushed her off and she looked at me and said "What's wrong?"
I said "You can fuck off I'm not taking another 66 of those!""
Not sure if serious but brilliant!  |
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