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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago
London |
We all know the awful messages that get solicited by some on FAB:
Wanna fuck
What are you wearing
Are you horny
Can we meet now
So, Brexit huh (ok that was a joke one)
But what's the best opening message you've received on Fab? |
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over a year ago
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"I have just had one man from a couple he is on his own tonight and wanted to know if I was free to go to a club with him. He would give me a generous gift of money to help with Christmas "
What a guy!   |
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I wish I'd copied the original, but by far the best I've had so far was along these lines:
You know how cats are supposedly terrified if you put a cucumber down behind them? I was cooking supper last week--spag bol--and shopping veg on the side. I had a nice glass of red already poured, and was just about to drain the pasta. My cat came up behind me (as they do) and wound herself between my legs just as I set down my wine glass and turned to stir the sauce while simultaneously moving the chopped veg.
Apparently cats don't like chopped cucumbers raining down on them any more than they like a whole one behind them.
Long story short: I'm not looking to meet until this cast is off my leg in a few months, but I'm bored as hell and would love someone to distract me from the creeping itchiness that I can't get to for a while. Care to chat? |
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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I have just had one man from a couple he is on his own tonight and wanted to know if I was free to go to a club with him. He would give me a generous gift of money to help with Christmas "
W
T
F!!!! |
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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"had some blank profiles ask me some odd ones
one asking for cocaine , other one asking if I can get his girlfriend pregnant  "
I've has that! Very disturbing.
Even more than the guy who wanted me to cum inside his other half so he could clean her out.
Are these people for real going without protection?!
But these examples are veering away from the main subject which is BEST messages. |
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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I wish I'd copied the original, but by far the best I've had so far was along these lines:
You know how cats are supposedly terrified if you put a cucumber down behind them? I was cooking supper last week--spag bol--and shopping veg on the side. I had a nice glass of red already poured, and was just about to drain the pasta. My cat came up behind me (as they do) and wound herself between my legs just as I set down my wine glass and turned to stir the sauce while simultaneously moving the chopped veg.
Apparently cats don't like chopped cucumbers raining down on them any more than they like a whole one behind them.
Long story short: I'm not looking to meet until this cast is off my leg in a few months, but I'm bored as hell and would love someone to distract me from the creeping itchiness that I can't get to for a while. Care to chat?"
Lol. Thought he'd have asked you to pop round and scratch his itch. |
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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago
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"‘Wanna tongue tickle Ailsa’s fart box’
Made me cry I was laughing so much. "
Hmmmm....I don't know. It's pretty funny but conjures up an image of Alisa 'letting go' in his face with that description. Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We all know the awful messages that get solicited by some on FAB:
Wanna fuck
What are you wearing
Are you horny
Can we meet now
So, Brexit huh (ok that was a joke one)
But what's the best opening message you've received on Fab?"
Want to walk up behind you a slip my hand into your panties ... from another woman what at turn on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We all know the awful messages that get solicited by some on FAB:
Wanna fuck
What are you wearing
Are you horny
Can we meet now
So, Brexit huh (ok that was a joke one)
But what's the best opening message you've received on Fab?"
Sadly, no cannot remember
so must have been memorable not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We all know the awful messages that get solicited by some on FAB:
Wanna fuck
What are you wearing
Are you horny
Can we meet now
So, Brexit huh (ok that was a joke one)
But what's the best opening message you've received on Fab?"
oh the last one was here is my number ... |
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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"We all know the awful messages that get solicited by some on FAB:
Wanna fuck
What are you wearing
Are you horny
Can we meet now
So, Brexit huh (ok that was a joke one)
But what's the best opening message you've received on Fab?
Want to walk up behind you a slip my hand into your panties ... from another woman what at turn on "
That can only work woman to woman (or man to man). From a man to a woman that would be considered creepy as the first message. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We all know the awful messages that get solicited by some on FAB:
Wanna fuck
What are you wearing
Are you horny
Can we meet now
So, Brexit huh (ok that was a joke one)
But what's the best opening message you've received on Fab?
Want to walk up behind you a slip my hand into your panties ... from another woman what at turn on
That can only work woman to woman (or man to man). From a man to a woman that would be considered creepy as the first message. Lol"
Possibly but have to admit it would show a bit more imagination than ... do you want to fuck or do you want to meet  |
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