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By *im53Man
over a year ago
Boldon |
"if only women were so willing to measure theirs as tight or buckets..................then i know where to go cos no way i can fill a bucket lmao 
And probably not able to fill an egg cup either  "
sounds like a bucket lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not that I'm sure how it would be measured, but we don't have to as we know what feels best in us, so as long as you're honest about your cock size, we'll come to the right one "
You could always go by the finger guide.
EG: 1 Finger, 2 Finger and so on.
That would seem the easiest way,as long as the fingers weren't like a bunch of bananas. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my personal favourites when describing 'ladies with a low pelvic floor' are;
Fanny like a wizards sleeve / clowns pocket
Feels like waving your arm in a warm room
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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago
Bridgend |
lol interesting thread.
Would the finger gauge work? I think not, I can be fisted and still grip a cock or a couple of fingers tightly with my pussy and stop my vibe in it's tracks lol.
Back to the drawing board methinks  |
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"No one fills me, they fill a condom haha
Been raiding Bruce Forsyths joke book?
How did you guess baby? "
I was made to watch some of Strictly's first episode the other week by relatives who obviously decided to torture me. I've never seen such atrocious jokes delivered so badly, Eric and Ernie must be turning in their graves from embarassment. |
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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago
a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5 |
"No one fills me, they fill a condom haha
Been raiding Bruce Forsyths joke book?
How did you guess baby?
I was made to watch some of Strictly's first episode the other week by relatives who obviously decided to torture me. I've never seen such atrocious jokes delivered so badly, Eric and Ernie must be turning in their graves from embarassment. "
Sorry babes but they're of my generation and I still piss myself laughing at all 3...I'm so not cool   |
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