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over a year ago
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"No point in putting a serious profile up your only hope as a guy is to make people smile.  "
thats true that
if i read a profile and it dont make me at least smile once i dont message them |
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over a year ago
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"No point in putting a serious profile up your only hope as a guy is to make people smile.
thats true that
if i read a profile and it dont make me at least smile once i dont message them"
Im in with a chance then lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No point in putting a serious profile up your only hope as a guy is to make people smile.
thats true that
if i read a profile and it dont make me at least smile once i dont message them
Im in with a chance then lol"
didnt read your i shall go have a nose now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At the risk of blowing my own trumpey slightly I must say that I reckon my profile aint a bad one really
you took a risk.....it didnt pay off lol"
haha  |
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over a year ago
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What I find amusing are the profiles where people haven't got verifications yet and type out statements about themselves that others have supposedly said and been received from other sites.
Like who is seriously gonna believe that. They never write 'this guy was rude and abusive and banned from the site, hence why here'.
It reminds me of the quotes written on novels supposedly from other more successful authors |
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I don't know about cheesiest but:
1) Magic code words/phrases to put in your first message. They are usually really dull as well. If your going to do it, pick something unique like "Izzy Whizzy Lets Get Jizzy"
2) Long rants about how they get so much pointless mail; or just long ranty profiles in general stating how shit everything is.
3) Profiles which set out the exact details of what you have to do just to have a chance of getting your mail read (never mind replied to). You know "Please have a recent photo of yourself taken with a copy of the Siberian Times from March 12th 1847, include our favourite bible verse in the subject header (we are not telling you what it is though) and please write your message in perfect Arabic (any errors in syntax or spelling will result in immediate deletion of your message)"
4) The use of the terms VWE and VVWE without actually specifying any sizes. Sorry to disappoint, but there is no Si unit of measurement for VWE / VVWE. What's your basis for comparison - mines the average male gorilla; so by comparison I'm hung like a wild stallion
5) Where people ask that to have any chance of meeting you must agree to turn up with stuff. You know, like two perfectly chilled bottles of Riesling from the Rhine Valley, a packet of assorted mints, a takeaway meal for two and a copy of the Peoples friend.
6) Profiles which state that a sub-section of the swinging community is akin to 'enemy combatants' or 'domestic terrorists' and should be treated as such.
7) Profiles that bang on (at great length) about 'must use condoms' (usually having 'SAFE SEX' in capitals) only to feature pictures of someone getting filled by an array of different cocks plus a genitals shot featuring an overflow of "DNA Soup"
8) "NO SINGLE MEN" repeated 10 times over, in capitals. Then you look at their preferences and it says they meet men between the ages of 18 to 99 and have a string of verifications longer than the New Testament - all from men.
9) Profiles which state that you must send a picture with every message, you must send a face pic with first message, you will have clear cock shots with each message, you will have a photo of your left testicle next to a satsuma.
However they have no public or friends only pictures.
10) Cannot Accommodate & Cannot Travel. So if your not in walking distance, you have no chance. Either than or its a plea for a free taxi service - "Oooh would you mind stopping in at ADSA in your way back, we just need to do the weekly shop. You don't mind waiting do you?"
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* The average male gorilla has a penis size of 1.5 inches. |
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"I don't know about cheesiest but:
1) Magic code words/phrases to put in your first message. They are usually really dull as well. If your going to do it, pick something unique like "Izzy Whizzy Lets Get Jizzy"
2) Long rants about how they get so much pointless mail; or just long ranty profiles in general stating how shit everything is.
3) Profiles which set out the exact details of what you have to do just to have a chance of getting your mail read (never mind replied to). You know "Please have a recent photo of yourself taken with a copy of the Siberian Times from March 12th 1847, include our favourite bible verse in the subject header (we are not telling you what it is though) and please write your message in perfect Arabic (any errors in syntax or spelling will result in immediate deletion of your message)"
4) The use of the terms VWE and VVWE without actually specifying any sizes. Sorry to disappoint, but there is no Si unit of measurement for VWE / VVWE. What's your basis for comparison - mines the average male gorilla; so by comparison I'm hung like a wild stallion
5) Where people ask that to have any chance of meeting you must agree to turn up with stuff. You know, like two perfectly chilled bottles of Riesling from the Rhine Valley, a packet of assorted mints, a takeaway meal for two and a copy of the Peoples friend.
6) Profiles which state that a sub-section of the swinging community is akin to 'enemy combatants' or 'domestic terrorists' and should be treated as such.
7) Profiles that bang on (at great length) about 'must use condoms' (usually having 'SAFE SEX' in capitals) only to feature pictures of someone getting filled by an array of different cocks plus a genitals shot featuring an overflow of "DNA Soup"
8) "NO SINGLE MEN" repeated 10 times over, in capitals. Then you look at their preferences and it says they meet men between the ages of 18 to 99 and have a string of verifications longer than the New Testament - all from men.
9) Profiles which state that you must send a picture with every message, you must send a face pic with first message, you will have clear cock shots with each message, you will have a photo of your left testicle next to a satsuma.
However they have no public or friends only pictures.
10) Cannot Accommodate & Cannot Travel. So if your not in walking distance, you have no chance. Either than or its a plea for a free taxi service - "Oooh would you mind stopping in at ADSA in your way back, we just need to do the weekly shop. You don't mind waiting do you?"
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* The average male gorilla has a penis size of 1.5 inches."
Wow, bet you feel better now that's off your chest!
You forgot,...we can't accommodate so you must pay for a 5* hotel! |
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"I don't know about cheesiest but:
1) Magic code words/phrases to put in your first message. They are usually really dull as well. If your going to do it, pick something unique like "Izzy Whizzy Lets Get Jizzy"
2) Long rants about how they get so much pointless mail; or just long ranty profiles in general stating how shit everything is.
3) Profiles which set out the exact details of what you have to do just to have a chance of getting your mail read (never mind replied to). You know "Please have a recent photo of yourself taken with a copy of the Siberian Times from March 12th 1847, include our favourite bible verse in the subject header (we are not telling you what it is though) and please write your message in perfect Arabic (any errors in syntax or spelling will result in immediate deletion of your message)"
4) The use of the terms VWE and VVWE without actually specifying any sizes. Sorry to disappoint, but there is no Si unit of measurement for VWE / VVWE. What's your basis for comparison - mines the average male gorilla; so by comparison I'm hung like a wild stallion
5) Where people ask that to have any chance of meeting you must agree to turn up with stuff. You know, like two perfectly chilled bottles of Riesling from the Rhine Valley, a packet of assorted mints, a takeaway meal for two and a copy of the Peoples friend.
6) Profiles which state that a sub-section of the swinging community is akin to 'enemy combatants' or 'domestic terrorists' and should be treated as such.
7) Profiles that bang on (at great length) about 'must use condoms' (usually having 'SAFE SEX' in capitals) only to feature pictures of someone getting filled by an array of different cocks plus a genitals shot featuring an overflow of "DNA Soup"
8) "NO SINGLE MEN" repeated 10 times over, in capitals. Then you look at their preferences and it says they meet men between the ages of 18 to 99 and have a string of verifications longer than the New Testament - all from men.
9) Profiles which state that you must send a picture with every message, you must send a face pic with first message, you will have clear cock shots with each message, you will have a photo of your left testicle next to a satsuma.
However they have no public or friends only pictures.
10) Cannot Accommodate & Cannot Travel. So if your not in walking distance, you have no chance. Either than or its a plea for a free taxi service - "Oooh would you mind stopping in at ADSA in your way back, we just need to do the weekly shop. You don't mind waiting do you?"
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* The average male gorilla has a penis size of 1.5 inches."
well said alot of truth in that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow, bet you feel better now that's off your chest!
You forgot,...we can't accommodate so you must pay for a 5* hotel!"
Are there 5* hotels that rent rooms by the hour - because any longer than that and I'd be worn out |
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"I don't know about cheesiest but:
1) Magic code words/phrases to put in your first message. They are usually really dull as well. If your going to do it, pick something unique like "Izzy Whizzy Lets Get Jizzy"
2) Long rants about how they get so much pointless mail; or just long ranty profiles in general stating how shit everything is.
3) Profiles which set out the exact details of what you have to do just to have a chance of getting your mail read (never mind replied to). You know "Please have a recent photo of yourself taken with a copy of the Siberian Times from March 12th 1847, include our favourite bible verse in the subject header (we are not telling you what it is though) and please write your message in perfect Arabic (any errors in syntax or spelling will result in immediate deletion of your message)"
4) The use of the terms VWE and VVWE without actually specifying any sizes. Sorry to disappoint, but there is no Si unit of measurement for VWE / VVWE. What's your basis for comparison - mines the average male gorilla; so by comparison I'm hung like a wild stallion
5) Where people ask that to have any chance of meeting you must agree to turn up with stuff. You know, like two perfectly chilled bottles of Riesling from the Rhine Valley, a packet of assorted mints, a takeaway meal for two and a copy of the Peoples friend.
6) Profiles which state that a sub-section of the swinging community is akin to 'enemy combatants' or 'domestic terrorists' and should be treated as such.
7) Profiles that bang on (at great length) about 'must use condoms' (usually having 'SAFE SEX' in capitals) only to feature pictures of someone getting filled by an array of different cocks plus a genitals shot featuring an overflow of "DNA Soup"
8) "NO SINGLE MEN" repeated 10 times over, in capitals. Then you look at their preferences and it says they meet men between the ages of 18 to 99 and have a string of verifications longer than the New Testament - all from men.
9) Profiles which state that you must send a picture with every message, you must send a face pic with first message, you will have clear cock shots with each message, you will have a photo of your left testicle next to a satsuma.
However they have no public or friends only pictures.
10) Cannot Accommodate & Cannot Travel. So if your not in walking distance, you have no chance. Either than or its a plea for a free taxi service - "Oooh would you mind stopping in at ADSA in your way back, we just need to do the weekly shop. You don't mind waiting do you?"
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* The average male gorilla has a penis size of 1.5 inches."
This post has made my morning, i laughed so hard at all the truth and fact in it! It's amazing that some of these profiles with 2000 words of criteria to meet actually get any meets at all, but they do, and generally with people who dont meet the criteria! Anyway well done poster. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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haha ive been offered meets to turn up with gifts for the lady,
one wanted a litre bottle of smirnoff, the mr said you turn up, drop the drink off and she sucks you to completion.
then said they seeing someone soon so come in 45 minututes.
my first thoughts was are they serious, it sounded like they were having a party to me and the mrs was sucking people off to get everything they needed hahaha.
i just text back i think its a bit of a strange arrangement i dont think im going to come down to be honest haha |
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"haha ive been offered meets to turn up with gifts for the lady,
one wanted a litre bottle of smirnoff, the mr said you turn up, drop the drink off and she sucks you to completion.
then said they seeing someone soon so come in 45 minututes.
my first thoughts was are they serious, it sounded like they were having a party to me and the mrs was sucking people off to get everything they needed hahaha.
i just text back i think its a bit of a strange arrangement i dont think im going to come down to be honest haha "
That was a message, what about cheesy profiles? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my first thoughts was are they serious, it sounded like they were having a party to me and the mrs was sucking people off to get everything they needed hahaha.
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You were unlucky, guy after you only had to bring the cheesy wotsits |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"haha ive been offered meets to turn up with gifts for the lady,
one wanted a litre bottle of smirnoff, the mr said you turn up, drop the drink off and she sucks you to completion.
then said they seeing someone soon so come in 45 minututes.
my first thoughts was are they serious, it sounded like they were having a party to me and the mrs was sucking people off to get everything they needed hahaha.
i just text back i think its a bit of a strange arrangement i dont think im going to come down to be honest haha
That was a message, what about cheesy profiles?"
i know but his point 5 made me think of that haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You were unlucky, guy after you only had to bring the cheesy wotsits "
i wouldnt share my cheesey wotsits with complete strangers anyways what type of guy do you think i am  |
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"I don't know about cheesiest but:
1) Magic code words/phrases to put in your first message. They are usually really dull as well. If your going to do it, pick something unique like "Izzy Whizzy Lets Get Jizzy"
2) Long rants about how they get so much pointless mail; or just long ranty profiles in general stating how shit everything is.
3) Profiles which set out the exact details of what you have to do just to have a chance of getting your mail read (never mind replied to). You know "Please have a recent photo of yourself taken with a copy of the Siberian Times from March 12th 1847, include our favourite bible verse in the subject header (we are not telling you what it is though) and please write your message in perfect Arabic (any errors in syntax or spelling will result in immediate deletion of your message)"
4) The use of the terms VWE and VVWE without actually specifying any sizes. Sorry to disappoint, but there is no Si unit of measurement for VWE / VVWE. What's your basis for comparison - mines the average male gorilla; so by comparison I'm hung like a wild stallion
5) Where people ask that to have any chance of meeting you must agree to turn up with stuff. You know, like two perfectly chilled bottles of Riesling from the Rhine Valley, a packet of assorted mints, a takeaway meal for two and a copy of the Peoples friend.
6) Profiles which state that a sub-section of the swinging community is akin to 'enemy combatants' or 'domestic terrorists' and should be treated as such.
7) Profiles that bang on (at great length) about 'must use condoms' (usually having 'SAFE SEX' in capitals) only to feature pictures of someone getting filled by an array of different cocks plus a genitals shot featuring an overflow of "DNA Soup"
8) "NO SINGLE MEN" repeated 10 times over, in capitals. Then you look at their preferences and it says they meet men between the ages of 18 to 99 and have a string of verifications longer than the New Testament - all from men.
9) Profiles which state that you must send a picture with every message, you must send a face pic with first message, you will have clear cock shots with each message, you will have a photo of your left testicle next to a satsuma.
However they have no public or friends only pictures.
10) Cannot Accommodate & Cannot Travel. So if your not in walking distance, you have no chance. Either than or its a plea for a free taxi service - "Oooh would you mind stopping in at ADSA in your way back, we just need to do the weekly shop. You don't mind waiting do you?"
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* The average male gorilla has a penis size of 1.5 inches."
 absolute quality and so so true I especially love the pure demanding profiles that say nothing about the person/s obviously on the hope they will come across that hot couple or single suitable for the cat walk that is experienced in everything, doesn't mind turning up in a bugatti veron and will only do what you want them to do humbly but domineering at the same time (cos that's what the mrs wants and that's what she ll get) all usually said from there exclusive non accomodating residence, and then shock horror with requirements and personalities resembling the aryien race of the 40s they update to rant even more how they've been let down or getting to many messages from people pretending to be what there looking for
And the spelling thing....what's all that about its not mensa if u can read and understand what is being said then surely the purpose of the message is fulfilled |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"haha ive been offered meets to turn up with gifts for the lady,
one wanted a litre bottle of smirnoff, the mr said you turn up, drop the drink off and she sucks you to completion.
then said they seeing someone soon so come in 45 minututes.
my first thoughts was are they serious, it sounded like they were having a party to me and the mrs was sucking people off to get everything they needed hahaha.
i just text back i think its a bit of a strange arrangement i dont think im going to come down to be honest haha "
Wonder if that was the same people that used to stipulate 'Two bottles of £6+ minimum 12% alcohol red wine' as a gift in return for a BJ to completion. |
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"I don't know about cheesiest but:
1) Magic code words/phrases to put in your first message. They are usually really dull as well. If your going to do it, pick something unique like "Izzy Whizzy Lets Get Jizzy"
2) Long rants about how they get so much pointless mail; or just long ranty profiles in general stating how shit everything is.
3) Profiles which set out the exact details of what you have to do just to have a chance of getting your mail read (never mind replied to). You know "Please have a recent photo of yourself taken with a copy of the Siberian Times from March 12th 1847, include our favourite bible verse in the subject header (we are not telling you what it is though) and please write your message in perfect Arabic (any errors in syntax or spelling will result in immediate deletion of your message)"
4) The use of the terms VWE and VVWE without actually specifying any sizes. Sorry to disappoint, but there is no Si unit of measurement for VWE / VVWE. What's your basis for comparison - mines the average male gorilla; so by comparison I'm hung like a wild stallion
5) Where people ask that to have any chance of meeting you must agree to turn up with stuff. You know, like two perfectly chilled bottles of Riesling from the Rhine Valley, a packet of assorted mints, a takeaway meal for two and a copy of the Peoples friend.
6) Profiles which state that a sub-section of the swinging community is akin to 'enemy combatants' or 'domestic terrorists' and should be treated as such.
7) Profiles that bang on (at great length) about 'must use condoms' (usually having 'SAFE SEX' in capitals) only to feature pictures of someone getting filled by an array of different cocks plus a genitals shot featuring an overflow of "DNA Soup"
8) "NO SINGLE MEN" repeated 10 times over, in capitals. Then you look at their preferences and it says they meet men between the ages of 18 to 99 and have a string of verifications longer than the New Testament - all from men.
9) Profiles which state that you must send a picture with every message, you must send a face pic with first message, you will have clear cock shots with each message, you will have a photo of your left testicle next to a satsuma.
However they have no public or friends only pictures.
10) Cannot Accommodate & Cannot Travel. So if your not in walking distance, you have no chance. Either than or its a plea for a free taxi service - "Oooh would you mind stopping in at ADSA in your way back, we just need to do the weekly shop. You don't mind waiting do you?"
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* The average male gorilla has a penis size of 1.5 inches."
Ha ha ha I absolutely love this post. It is light-hearted but factual and 100% accurate. |
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the parts of profiles we dislike.
Single bi female profile but will only play with her partner or fuck buddy..... get a couples profile then dipshits!
profiles where they cant put pictures up "because of work commitments" load of shit, if someone spots you on here then they are here for the same reason.
When someone states they are not prejudice towards anyone, which means they will fuck anything regardless of connection.
And the one we hate is bbw! Now before we get an absolut lashing, we understand BBW stands for big beautiful women, regardless of wether we thing they are absolute monsters or beautiful, why on earth do they advertise BBW. You never get SBW (slim beautiful women) or FBM (fit beautiful man) or MBW (medium beautiful women)
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"When someone states they are not prejudice towards anyone, which means they will fuck anything regardless of connection."
Nothing wrong with that! I'm an equal opportunity shagger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Has to disagree with you Robin/Marion, there are a few ladies that put other abbreviations in their profiles. Ob. Im not goin to name them but go look for yourselves lol |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I wont say who but there is a couple on here that keep trying to arrange meets but you have to take a bottle of baileys"
I often wonder if I'm missing a trick here. If people put this sort of thing on their profile then the people they meet obviously bring the stuff they want. I could do with a new kitchen and bathroom suite. Wonder if I can get away with that. |
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"I wont say who but there is a couple on here that keep trying to arrange meets but you have to take a bottle of baileys
I often wonder if I'm missing a trick here. If people put this sort of thing on their profile then the people they meet obviously bring the stuff they want. I could do with a new kitchen and bathroom suite. Wonder if I can get away with that. "
Do you want it installed before or after the fuck? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I wont say who but there is a couple on here that keep trying to arrange meets but you have to take a bottle of baileys
I often wonder if I'm missing a trick here. If people put this sort of thing on their profile then the people they meet obviously bring the stuff they want. I could do with a new kitchen and bathroom suite. Wonder if I can get away with that.
Do you want it installed before or after the fuck? "
Before, definitely! They'd do a runner afterwards.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Do you want it installed before or after the fuck?
Before, definitely! They'd do a runner afterwards. "
We will be there at 9:30am tomorrow advacado suite OK |
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2 more that we cringe at.
Please have pictures on your profile (when they dont have any)
and when they put on the status "friends clearout, bye bye to those who havnt chatted for ages" Well if they havnt chatted for ages then this also means that said profile holder equally hasnt chatted to thier friends either! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gd afternoon all,
Reading this makes me think that maybe my Profile is as cheesy as a ..............Wotsit?  I know Ive not plucked up the courage to put pix yet, but please be honest folks, How does my profile sound? Msg me back, oh and please remember 'Words Hurt'!!  "
if the reason you hide your face and photos is because of a university then i wouldnt worry because they dont do nothing like that, its just spam thats made its way onto gullable peoples profiles |
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"Has to disagree with you Robin/Marion, there are a few ladies that put other abbreviations in their profiles. Ob. Im not goin to name them but go look for yourselves lol"
yeah and if you email people who dont have that in their name they might take offence thinking are you calling me a bbw? with a name like that all you going to get is people who calll themselves bbw |
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"I wont say who but there is a couple on here that keep trying to arrange meets but you have to take a bottle of baileys
I often wonder if I'm missing a trick here. If people put this sort of thing on their profile then the people they meet obviously bring the stuff they want. I could do with a new kitchen and bathroom suite. Wonder if I can get away with that. "
you would have to accomodate to get a new kitchen put in place though haha  |
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"the parts of profiles we dislike
profiles where they cant put pictures up "because of work commitments" load of shit, if someone spots you on here then they are here for the same reason.
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No. Its not a load of shit. Far from it. Your assumption that no one could be on here for nefarious purposes is flawed. |
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"I don't know about cheesiest but:
1) Magic code words/phrases to put in your first message. They are usually really dull as well. If your going to do it, pick something unique like "Izzy Whizzy Lets Get Jizzy"
2) Long rants about how they get so much pointless mail; or just long ranty profiles in general stating how shit everything is.
3) Profiles which set out the exact details of what you have to do just to have a chance of getting your mail read (never mind replied to). You know "Please have a recent photo of yourself taken with a copy of the Siberian Times from March 12th 1847, include our favourite bible verse in the subject header (we are not telling you what it is though) and please write your message in perfect Arabic (any errors in syntax or spelling will result in immediate deletion of your message)"
4) The use of the terms VWE and VVWE without actually specifying any sizes. Sorry to disappoint, but there is no Si unit of measurement for VWE / VVWE. What's your basis for comparison - mines the average male gorilla; so by comparison I'm hung like a wild stallion
5) Where people ask that to have any chance of meeting you must agree to turn up with stuff. You know, like two perfectly chilled bottles of Riesling from the Rhine Valley, a packet of assorted mints, a takeaway meal for two and a copy of the Peoples friend.
6) Profiles which state that a sub-section of the swinging community is akin to 'enemy combatants' or 'domestic terrorists' and should be treated as such.
7) Profiles that bang on (at great length) about 'must use condoms' (usually having 'SAFE SEX' in capitals) only to feature pictures of someone getting filled by an array of different cocks plus a genitals shot featuring an overflow of "DNA Soup"
8) "NO SINGLE MEN" repeated 10 times over, in capitals. Then you look at their preferences and it says they meet men between the ages of 18 to 99 and have a string of verifications longer than the New Testament - all from men.
9) Profiles which state that you must send a picture with every message, you must send a face pic with first message, you will have clear cock shots with each message, you will have a photo of your left testicle next to a satsuma.
However they have no public or friends only pictures.
10) Cannot Accommodate & Cannot Travel. So if your not in walking distance, you have no chance. Either than or its a plea for a free taxi service - "Oooh would you mind stopping in at ADSA in your way back, we just need to do the weekly shop. You don't mind waiting do you?"
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* The average male gorilla has a penis size of 1.5 inches.
Ha ha ha I absolutely love this post. It is light-hearted but factual and 100% accurate."
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"the parts of profiles we dislike
profiles where they cant put pictures up "because of work commitments" load of shit, if someone spots you on here then they are here for the same reason.
No. Its not a load of shit. Far from it. Your assumption that no one could be on here for nefarious purposes is flawed. "
obviously your right nutty, your boss could be on here just to see which of his workforce are swingers so he can ridicule you or sack you for doing legal stuff out of work time i guess!
Anyway what I actually meant was people who dont have face pics in thier private gallery viewable by friends ONLY! Surely that is unnaceptable and there is no way they would be seen by anyone other than the people they accept or invite as friends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, following on from the perfect profile thread, let's really rip the p now with the cheesiest lines in a profile, in no particular order.
I don't bite, well only if you ask! "
It has to be "I have the thrust of a pneumatic hammer drill" i laughed and almost wet myself after reading it in a profile earlier.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I totally disagree with number ten. I cannot accommodate because I live in shared accommodation. And I wont travel because I am unemployed, can't afford the fares, and don't need to travel to find sex. |
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By *CoupleCouple
over a year ago
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Elkie, good afternoon.We are couple asked question re: can you tell if condom on or not in Forum !!. We would like to reply to your comments but site not allowing us to, cause we old gets !.
Would you lift that restriction for few hrs pls.
TY
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"No point in putting a serious profile up your only hope as a guy is to make people smile.
thats true that
if i read a profile and it dont make me at least smile once i dont message them
Im in with a chance then lol"
nah that dont work lol |
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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago
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"I totally disagree with number ten. I cannot accommodate because I live in shared accommodation. And I wont travel because I am unemployed, can't afford the fares, and don't need to travel to find sex."
I dont think its wrong personally. Its a bit of give and take, not all take. Im now unemployed but we still travel around the area and never expect it all to come to us. Fares cost sod all if you really want to meet (not talking excessive distances) and in my mind its not a viable excuse. We cant accommodate but if thats a problem then we half a hotel charge if the funds are available. If not - we wait until they are.
Infact we saw a profile on here who looked at us from wales and they wanted a taxi driver to pick them up after going to clubs. Thats some brass neck. |
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