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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yesterday we received this message from a single guy:
"U ok can u help me find fuck buddy ?"
What are the worst one liners you've received this week?"
pmsl at that line , but we have the obvious ones " can i fuck you" we even had one "j.." thats all it said lol |
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"Yesterday we received this message from a single guy:
"U ok can u help me find fuck buddy ?"
What are the worst one liners you've received this week?
None luckily - have great filters  "
yeh so good I dont get any mail at all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a meet today up once n got something along lines of "driving thru cumbria could stop off n fuck u", obviously jumped at that amazing offer  "
What a charmer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a meet today up once n got something along lines of "driving thru cumbria could stop off n fuck u", obviously jumped at that amazing offer
What a charmer. "
I bet your knickers were round your ankles in response to that silver tongued devil. Not!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had one a few weeks ago and thats all it said was When lady on
xxxx
Think that wins the prize..
Do we get an easter egg
Mini egg is in the post "
Awwww thanks hun xxxx |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
A Home Among The Woodland Creatures |
"Yesterday we received this message from a single guy:
"U ok can u help me find fuck buddy ?"
What are the worst one liners you've received this week?"
LOL! it wasn't this week but you bring to mind a series of one liners I had a while back.
first one was received from a bloke at 3am one saturday (I'd come back from a night out and logged in) - it said:
"DO U LIKE 2 SUK COCK" (it was in caps)
I replied.......
"I'd love to, but everytime I try I end up injuring my back"
.....he didn't get it
Aaaaanyway ... a day later I get a message from a "couple", who, as chance would have it, had been on the site for over a year but had only managed a single verification ........ from the same bloke who had contacted me the previous night, it said (again in caps):
"DO U HAV FUCK BUDDY"
Me: Why do you ask? are you offering?
"Them": IF U WANNA FUK US U NEED FUK BUDDY
Me: Errrm I dont recollect mentioning "WANNIN 2 FUK U", if you recall it was you who contacted me
"Them": DUN WASTE R TIME, TALK IS CHEAP - U WANNA FUK US U NEED FUCKBUDDY
Me: sorry about that, my fur leotard is at the dry cleaners and I've sent my club away to be polished - so as much as I'd like to find a FUCKBUDDY, come and visit you in your cave and sit around grunting with you two I think I'll have to pass.
it was probably my loss |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
A Home Among The Woodland Creatures |
"Wanna chat?
U ok?
Hi
x
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What do you think?
Give me a chance
Pic attached
Id love to stick my tongue in your arse
Meet?
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ok - I'm going to have to fess up to sending number 9  |
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it was probably my loss "
Brilliant. We need to let you in on 'the game'. When we get messages like that, we send them a series of messages aimed at getting them slowly more and more wound up until they block us. It often involves sending their messages back to them in correct grammar. Doesn't take long before they go mental, haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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it was probably my loss
Brilliant. We need to let you in on 'the game'. When we get messages like that, we send them a series of messages aimed at getting them slowly more and more wound up until they block us. It often involves sending their messages back to them in correct grammar. Doesn't take long before they go mental, haha "
We do the same its great sport |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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it was probably my loss
Brilliant. We need to let you in on 'the game'. When we get messages like that, we send them a series of messages aimed at getting them slowly more and more wound up until they block us. It often involves sending their messages back to them in correct grammar. Doesn't take long before they go mental, haha "
you mean *IT* doesnt take them long before they go mental  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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it was probably my loss
Brilliant. We need to let you in on 'the game'. When we get messages like that, we send them a series of messages aimed at getting them slowly more and more wound up until they block us. It often involves sending their messages back to them in correct grammar. Doesn't take long before they go mental, haha "
love it!!!!!  |
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By *enithWoman
over a year ago
closer than you think |
had two classics today!!
hi i am **** love to fuck the arse of you and make you cum hope you mail back
and no I didn't reply!
and 2nd one: any meet today?
just replied ... no!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had one that said "what about something a bit different for your missus, how would you like an Asian guy to pick her up in his car fuck her then bring her home"
Us: "what's different about that?
Him: "what do you mean?"
Us: "errrrrm if you hadn't noticed jay is Asian" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yesterday we received this message from a single guy:
"U ok can u help me find fuck buddy ?"
What are the worst one liners you've received this week?"
I've never sent that one but would you help me? How about if I asked REALY NICELY? xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got one of those 'cut and paste' jobbies today... it was toe curlingly bad, amongst it was something about wanting to 'touch my flower'
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well if were honest we wouldnt mind tip toeing through ya tulips hunny lol  |
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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago
Here! |
Can you bring some womens knickers so i can cum all over them for you.
Sadly that means i would have had to rob a line ir nip to Primark as well as then pop to the launderette to wash them. Dont know why i didnt reply!!!!!
See us single guys get some gems as well! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We had one that said "what about something a bit different for your missus, how would you like an Asian guy to pick her up in his car fuck her then bring her home"
Us: "what's different about that?
Him: "what do you mean?"
Us: "errrrrm if you hadn't noticed jay is
Asian""
Pmsl |
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Well..every one are talking against single men..it's not fair....do you ever experience continuous rejection when he tried so hard to type in messages for ll his favourite profile..at some point all his typing skills will give up...Bcz most of couple or women reject single guys..well they just state that in tere profile..
He tried lot then...he would have came to a state where applying single line message to 80 to 90 applicant a day may get him one lead ...for sure...it's not wrong with him...it's how ppl treat him....
Pheww to much talk. Back to subject
Any one wana fun near London :w   8- ) . Mixed state... |
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i host partys and one tosser sent the following message !!
can i come and shove carrotts up the womens cunts !
i cannot begin to write my obnoxious reply i sent to the moron who sent this ! but if we ever meet it wont be a carrott i stick up his jacksy it would be a rocket !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well..every one are talking against single men..it's not fair....do you ever experience continuous rejection when he tried so hard to type in messages for ll his favourite profile..at some point all his typing skills will give up...Bcz most of couple or women reject single guys..well they just state that in tere profile..
He tried lot then...he would have came to a state where applying single line message to 80 to 90 applicant a day may get him one lead ...for sure...it's not wrong with him...it's how ppl treat him....
Pheww to much talk. Back to subject
Any one wana fun near London :w 8- ) . Mixed state..."
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By *r-MissCouple
over a year ago
Derbyshire |
This week our one liners have been
I am him - we ignored this
Xxx
Me - with cock pic attached
Do you want a big cock? - replied with "no our hens are fine on their own" which he ignored.
Normally get "hi how r u?" I just don't know why some guys even bother as we just delete and block. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i host partys and one tosser sent the following message !!
can i come and shove carrotts up the womens cunts !
i cannot begin to write my obnoxious reply i sent to the moron who sent this ! but if we ever meet it wont be a carrott i stick up his jacksy it would be a rocket !!"
LOLOLOL!
It takes all sorts...... |
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it was probably my loss
Brilliant. We need to let you in on 'the game'. When we get messages like that, we send them a series of messages aimed at getting them slowly more and more wound up until they block us. It often involves sending their messages back to them in correct grammar. Doesn't take long before they go mental, haha
you mean *IT* doesnt take them long before they go mental "
well played sir...block.. :P |
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I got "Fuk this afternoon"
Ok, nothing TOO unusual about that one..
Except he sent it around 3pm ... and he was in plymouth. (and I'm in Glasgow).
Really should have replied and asked if he was providing a supersonic jet too |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I think this youth had had a drink, because it was sent late one Saturday night.
'Are you a man or a woman?'
My reply - 'a bloke who dresses as a woman.'
His next gem, 'so, do you have a dick?'
He should either take more water with it, or go to specsavers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think this youth had had a drink, because it was sent late one Saturday night.
'Are you a man or a woman?'
My reply - 'a bloke who dresses as a woman.'
His next gem, 'so, do you have a dick?'
He should either take more water with it, or go to specsavers "
was his third line
are them tits real? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has to be.... Do you like animals dogs WHAT !!!
Reply fuck off you sick cunt 
* cReepS roUnD cRypt * -l-"
i have had a few messages on here asking if im into dogs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has to be.... Do you like animals dogs WHAT !!!
Reply fuck off you sick cunt
* cReepS roUnD cRypt * -l-
i have had a few messages on here asking if im into dogs "
"Yeah I'd do you after 5 pints"...my response was "and i wouldnt even do you if you gave me a date rape drug" |
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"Has to be.... Do you like animals dogs WHAT !!!
Reply fuck off you sick cunt
* cReepS roUnD cRypt * -l-
i have had a few messages on here asking if im into dogs "
i never have...must be some right of initiation i missed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has to be.... Do you like animals dogs WHAT !!!
Reply fuck off you sick cunt
* cReepS roUnD cRypt * -l-
i have had a few messages on here asking if im into dogs
i never have...must be some right of initiation i missed! "
funniest one i ever had was a guy who asked me if i was into dogs so i said no but feel free to carry on if your into dog fucking to which he repied, and i swear to god this is true, fuck off im not having a dog fuck me im not gay you sicko |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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funniest one i ever had was a guy who asked me if i was into dogs so i said no but feel free to carry on if your into dog fucking to which he repied, and i swear to god this is true, fuck off im not having a dog fuck me im not gay you sicko "
Outfuckingstanding!!!
and yet so true .... I remember the last time I was getting shagged by schnauzer and thought to myself - My god! this is just so gay!
You know, cos that was the first thing you'd think about right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got up this morning, though forgive me I didn't open it, just clicked to delete without reading but it was something on the lines of :-
u want a good pumping you nawty girl? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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funniest one i ever had was a guy who asked me if i was into dogs so i said no but feel free to carry on if your into dog fucking to which he repied, and i swear to god this is true, fuck off im not having a dog fuck me im not gay you sicko
Outfuckingstanding!!!
and yet so true .... I remember the last time I was getting shagged by schnauzer and thought to myself - My god! this is just so gay!
You know, cos that was the first thing you'd think about right?"
I used to be on a supposed social network site and once got asked if I was into k9, didn't even know what it was, had to ask him, yuk |
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"We had one that said "what about something a bit different for your missus, how would you like an Asian guy to pick her up in his car fuck her then bring her home"
Us: "what's different about that?
Him: "what do you mean?"
Us: "errrrrm if you hadn't noticed jay is Asian""
That is brilliant!!! Lol
We have never had a one liner...
Maybe something to do with having single guys blocked on our profile. (That's not an invite and yes we also know that not all single fella's are like that) |
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