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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public? 
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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago
Ramsgate |
"Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?
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Tuck it under your waistband |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?
Tuck it under your waistband "
I trap mine under my armpit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The quickest way to get rid of a stiffy is to have a wank.
Obviously you can't do this in public....
Try rubbing yourself against a lamp post. Make sure you hide your cum face though as it will become obvious to onlookers as to what you are doing.
If anyone mentions the wet patch on your trousers just tell them you pissed yourself. It'll be a less embarrassing excuse.
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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago
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"The quickest way to get rid of a stiffy is to have a wank.
Obviously you can't do this in public....
Try rubbing yourself against a lamp post. Make sure you hide your cum face though as it will become obvious to onlookers as to what you are doing.
If anyone mentions the wet patch on your trousers just tell them you pissed yourself. It'll be a less embarrassing excuse.
Hope this helps. "
If you tuck your cock into your waistband then you can shoot over your shirt and say you spilt a drink over it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?
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Have you considered tucking it under your tie. No one will notice that!  |
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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago
Ramsgate |
"Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?
Have you considered tucking it under your tie. No one will notice that! "
Depends how long the tie is - are ties that long? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I recently had to have a testicle examination by a seriously sexy young nurse. I panicked when I walked in thought her playing with my balls in bound to wake him up. I thought about my mother in law kept him well asleep hate the mother in law lol |
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"Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?
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Just avoid places where having an erection would be inappropriate.
like the vets or a funeral
Otherwise just carry on with your day and smile, after all it's just the male equivalent of camel toe and you might put a smile on a lady's face who's having a bad day |
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"Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?
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The sellotape made me smile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?
Just avoid places where having an erection would be inappropriate.
like the vets or a funeral
Otherwise just carry on with your day and smile, after all it's just the male equivalent of camel toe and you might put a smile on a lady's face who's having a bad day "
It would put a smile on my face regardless of the type of day I was having  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a good long wank before you leave the house should sort it. You may turn up late to everything though."
Nah! He may have to stop somewhere every half an hour and unload the gun! |
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"If it’s because your jeans and pants are too tight, have you thought about buying ones that fit properly!"
What kind of sick weirdo are you?
He clearly LIKES them being tight enough to give him a stiffy 
*Wanders off remembering the good old days when that used to happen to me too* |
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"Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?
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Walk backwards so people walking towards you can't see it |
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