I once spent an afternoon with a wife whose husband was away on a cycling tour - my visit was his idea...
....while we were playing, we were taking pics on her phone and sending them to him...
....she had a fit of the giggles when she suddenly got this mental picture of him with a raging hard-on in his lycra shorts on seeing the pics!  |
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"Nah.... I'm too busy smashing QOMs on Strava 
That’s our kind of woman, go hard or go home "
Absolutely.
I love seeing female riders out doing this.
I do get horny riding. Less so in the winter but have occasionally stopped during summer to mess around with a female friend in the hills, or watch waitresses at the cafe, often with visible results. |
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"Nah.... I'm too busy smashing QOMs on Strava "
If it’s not on Strava it didn’t happen!
Can’t say I’ve ever had the urge while riding, too busy leaving bits of lung over Kent. |
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I've tucked in a time trial position for to long and it felt like my dick was no longer attached. Once kept stop start at traffic lights on A23 next to hot milf in soft top BMW.. after about 5 lights she flashed her stocking tops and laughed "because she was ogling my arse" ..she must be on here lol |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"I've tucked in a time trial position for to long and it felt like my dick was no longer attached. Once kept stop start at traffic lights on A23 next to hot milf in soft top BMW.. after about 5 lights she flashed her stocking tops and laughed "because she was ogling my arse" ..she must be on here lol "
Did you get her reg? |
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"Any cyclists on here ever get horny while out riding ?"
i love cycling threads lol and yes penis sometimes goes quite numb which gives a really great sensation when i eventually get off   |
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By *ranfondoMan
over a year ago
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Missing out the weekend rides this Sat/Sun.... but out in the week a couple of rides...and back on the weekends the next 2...then CX at Koksijde (24th) before heading onto the Cobbles for a week .... |
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I love cycling every day gives me "me time" and the endorphins I need to boost my libido too. Plus I cycle on a car free trail used by lovely ladies jogging and cycling. So much skin tight lycra how could I not think about sex? |
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"Missing out the weekend rides this Sat/Sun.... but out in the week a couple of rides...and back on the weekends the next 2...then CX at Koksijde (24th) before heading onto the Cobbles for a week ...."
I’m racing cx again next week |
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"Not really! I'm either concentrating on what's happening ahead, working hard to keep up a good pace or both."
Mainly this but has anyone thought that getting out of bib shorts and the like a bit of a passion killer. Mrs Skyblue definitely looks better in them, after a heavy workout there's not much to see in mine ! |
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After a few hours on the turbo last thing on my mind is being horny.
Hot, knackered, legs hurting, bum hurting, sweaty and just wanting to get in the bath.
Don't see how staring at a bum either female or male in bib shorts is sexy the chamois sort of ruins that  |
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Not when I'm cycling but definitely when I'm out running, inappropriate thoughts are how I get through most of my runs.
I got a temporary pereneum injury after I did the ride London 100 miles a couple of years ago so I'm always worried about my member when cycling which sort of has a dampening effect |
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"No, but I have often fallen into a trance like state, staring at close-up lycra'd behinds when riding in a group "
We should organise a Fabs ride
If anyone fancies a ride around N Derbys/ SYorks / N Notts, let me know  |
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By *ranfondoMan
over a year ago
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Out there again yesterday..... decent enough weather but dirty roads.... have been out in Belgium with some flandrien guys the past 2 weeks. Dangerous out there just now folks...lots of close passes in Cambridgeshire yesterday (I have a camera now after being spanked with a door mirror in September on a clear day with totally clear straight road) so Take care out there |
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Generally no, but once flew up a hill I'd struggled on previously because I was following a competitively cyclist up it, and she had the most amazing bum.
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By *ranfondoMan
over a year ago
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Windy at times today although dry... nice steady test ride on customer bike... Winter bike out tomorrow for test ride and ready for the weekend...
Was good to see some in shape girls out there last weekend..they are coming out on my festive fifty ride between Christmas and New Year... |
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"Horny on a bike?! I’m normally sweating like a pig when out on mine so no!!
Is it sweating like a pig in the saddle the reason you're looking like a fox?  "
Ha ha are you referring to my fox face mask in my pics |
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"Horny on a bike?! I’m normally sweating like a pig when out on mine so no!!
Is it sweating like a pig in the saddle the reason you're looking like a fox?
Ha ha are you referring to my fox face mask in my pics"
The black one? Is that a fox?
I meant more the foxy toned tail |
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"Horny on a bike?! I’m normally sweating like a pig when out on mine so no!!
Is it sweating like a pig in the saddle the reason you're looking like a fox?
Ha ha are you referring to my fox face mask in my pics
The black one? Is that a fox?
I meant more the foxy toned tail"
Ha ha yes it’s a fox. You can’t see the errors gold ears as I’ve blurred them.
It’s certainly not for cycling, but I wear plenty of Lycra! |
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"Horny on a bike?! I’m normally sweating like a pig when out on mine so no!!
Is it sweating like a pig in the saddle the reason you're looking like a fox?
Ha ha are you referring to my fox face mask in my pics
The black one? Is that a fox?
I meant more the foxy toned tail
Ha ha yes it’s a fox. You can’t see the errors gold ears as I’ve blurred them.
It’s certainly not for cycling, but I wear plenty of Lycra! "
Ah, well I can see enough through the blurring to like it, but see it wouldn't be compatible with a helmet or the headwind those lycra clad pumping legs must generate
Bike away for Winter or still getting out? |
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"Horny on a bike?! I’m normally sweating like a pig when out on mine so no!!
Is it sweating like a pig in the saddle the reason you're looking like a fox?
Ha ha are you referring to my fox face mask in my pics
The black one? Is that a fox?
I meant more the foxy toned tail
Ha ha yes it’s a fox. You can’t see the errors gold ears as I’ve blurred them.
It’s certainly not for cycling, but I wear plenty of Lycra!
Ah, well I can see enough through the blurring to like it, but see it wouldn't be compatible with a helmet or the headwind those lycra clad pumping legs must generate
Bike away for Winter or still getting out?"
Road bike is but might get put on mountain next week. I’m fairly new to a road bike and don’t really fancy it in this weather! |
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"Horny on a bike?! I’m normally sweating like a pig when out on mine so no!!
Is it sweating like a pig in the saddle the reason you're looking like a fox?
Ha ha are you referring to my fox face mask in my pics
The black one? Is that a fox?
I meant more the foxy toned tail
Ha ha yes it’s a fox. You can’t see the errors gold ears as I’ve blurred them.
It’s certainly not for cycling, but I wear plenty of Lycra! "
God I’d love to see you in Lycra !! X |
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I go MTB in the forest of Dean. Gives me a good workout and an adrenaline rush. Never felt horny whilst out riding, afterwards though that's a different story. The fresh air and exercise certainly get me in the mood. |
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"This time of year,not a chance."
Same here. Did an hour on thecwattbije earlier and ticking over but no desire to be riding outdoors at this time of the year! |
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This is the second post I have seen like this.
When doing cardio the last thing I am is horny. I’m just wondering when it’s going to end.
Lifting weights however..I would agree |
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One for the female cyclists.
Guys on motorbikes have a thing where they pretend to slap your ass as they pass. So when you see a group of bikers go passed you they e all air spanked you.
Cause we are massive children |
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Not usually but I did follow a hot woman at a much faster pace than I’m comfortable with during the bike leg of a triathlon once. Anyone else on here in the ballot for next years London 100? |
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"Horny on a bike?! I’m normally sweating like a pig when out on mine so no!!
Is it sweating like a pig in the saddle the reason you're looking like a fox?
Ha ha are you referring to my fox face mask in my pics
The black one? Is that a fox?
I meant more the foxy toned tail
Ha ha yes it’s a fox. You can’t see the errors gold ears as I’ve blurred them.
It’s certainly not for cycling, but I wear plenty of Lycra!
Ah, well I can see enough through the blurring to like it, but see it wouldn't be compatible with a helmet or the headwind those lycra clad pumping legs must generate
Bike away for Winter or still getting out?
Road bike is but might get put on mountain next week. I’m fairly new to a road bike and don’t really fancy it in this weather! "
Cool, I'm also a road rider, couple of years since I became a MAMIL.
Also not braved this weather, last ride was Oct I think 
Who might put you on a Mountain?
Let me know if you need a hand getting off... |
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"Not usually but I did follow a hot woman at a much faster pace than I’m comfortable with during the bike leg of a triathlon once. Anyone else on here in the ballot for next years London 100?"
Did RideLondonWalkSurrey this year, never again. Was supposed to be enjoyable but there were far too many entrants, too many crashes and hold ups. I like hold ups but the ones on ladies legs not the ones on the course. |
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"Not usually but I did follow a hot woman at a much faster pace than I’m comfortable with during the bike leg of a triathlon once. Anyone else on here in the ballot for next years London 100?"
I'm in the ballot this year, hope to finally get a spot.
I do the Tour off Cambridge every year and throw in a trip to Jaydees the night before. It probably affects my race time but it's would be rude not to call in as I'm close by |
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Some of the best times on a bike I've had have been in winter,lap of kielder n carron valley forest n windfarm with the snow from the 'beast from the east' still around being two no people,no phone signal..... |
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Been into it for around a year or so now. Hopefully get into some local racing next year and do the Fred Whitton.
At the moment I’m stuck to sweating it out indoors on Zwift. |
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"In this weather my cock shrinks to the size of a peanut and needs a good firm massage just to warm it up again "
When out on the jetski in winter my Mrs always asks to see my peanut when getting my wet suit off and she laughs for hours..
Amazing how drastically they change in size |
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"Not usually but I did follow a hot woman at a much faster pace than I’m comfortable with during the bike leg of a triathlon once. Anyone else on here in the ballot for next years London 100?
I'm in the ballot this year, hope to finally get a spot.
I do the Tour off Cambridge every year and throw in a trip to Jaydees the night before. It probably affects my race time but it's would be rude not to call in as I'm close by"
Can’t wait for the ballot to be announced. I’ve done it twice but I paid for a charity spot both times. |
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"Any cyclists on here ever get horny while out riding ?"
Always, we've got quite a good cycle path nearby and the amount of good looking women out jogging and cycling in lycra is fantastic |
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