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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do you love a soft yielding quiche or a suggestive hotdog at 10.30 at night? Are a few pizza slices just the thing to keep you on peak performance for the rest of the night? Or is the idea of a finger buffet after the fingering about as appealing as a slug sandwich? Would you prefer to be fondling female thighs rather than mustard coated chicken ones? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure what goes on in sex clubs but very much in favour of food at swingers' parties, especially if it is proper food and not pub-style "buffet"."
Have you been to events where you get a proper ‘sit-down’ then? Not just some bbq wings and a few egg and cress? |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Not sure what goes on in sex clubs but very much in favour of food at swingers' parties, especially if it is proper food and not pub-style "buffet".
Have you been to events where you get a proper ‘sit-down’ then? Not just some bbq wings and a few egg and cress?"
A regular party we used to go to had proper sit down meals, was lovely.  |
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Quite off putting.
I now have a vision of dried out cheese on toothpicks, the curling edge of bread hiding the 'processed' pork bits filling, cold pizza slices revealing the hideous true appearance of their toppings*, embalmed cocktail sausages, chicken drum sticks with that seam of pink uncooked meat lying along the bone, and the partially eaten broccoli quiche slice that has been returned to serving plate.
*think Oscar Wilde's The Portrait of Dorian Gray |
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"Not sure what goes on in sex clubs but very much in favour of food at swingers' parties, especially if it is proper food and not pub-style "buffet".
Have you been to events where you get a proper ‘sit-down’ then? Not just some bbq wings and a few egg and cress?"
I have been to events where you get hot food. Homemade or catered. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s common at clubs, always makes me smile at how quick everyone is to only practice safe sex and get on the mighty high horse about it but they’re not so fussy about hygiene when they’re launching into the bowl of hula hoops after someone who has been knuckle deep in half the club  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We used to just rather stop at McDonald’s on the way home for the many reasons pointed out on this thread.
Good idea, or take your own  "
Ooh yes! I could get a sizeable thermos and good few mackerel paste sarnies and a yoghurt in the lockers at Quest..
Do you think they’d mind me unwrapping in the cinema room? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s common at clubs, always makes me smile at how quick everyone is to only practice safe sex and get on the mighty high horse about it but they’re not so fussy about hygiene when they’re launching into the bowl of hula hoops after someone who has been knuckle deep in half the club "
Yes but ....hula hoops...
If it was salt and vinegar chipsticks I’d see your point.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We plan our meals before any fun. Anything oily, spicy (obviously) or stodgy is a no go.
Last night it was calamari, hummus and penne al rusticana about 5 hours before meet.
Cant be parping mid session. |
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By *he LsCouple
over a year ago
East Midlands |
This thread has made us both laugh a lot
We find the idea of a buffet off putting, having a play then grab a slice of pizza not really our thing.
As others have said worry too much about hygiene |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to say that the only club I have been to had a bbq and buffet and although it looked great and I was pretty hungry I just couldn’t eat anything - the couple I was with did tuck in and have survived unscathed but I wasn’t taking any chances |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"We used to just rather stop at McDonald’s on the way home for the many reasons pointed out on this thread.
Good idea, or take your own
Ooh yes! I could get a sizeable thermos and good few mackerel paste sarnies and a yoghurt in the lockers at Quest..
Do you think they’d mind me unwrapping in the cinema room? "
I don't think they would , just make sure no one else touches your sarnies |
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"Meh..... ain't died yet"
Was just thinking the same and I normally part take in two buffets in one night, but they again I was brought up "if you touch it,you take it" when it comes to buffets so if others have the same common sense it shouldn't be an issue |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Meh..... ain't died yet
Was just thinking the same and I normally part take in two buffets in one night, but they again I was brought up "if you touch it,you take it" when it comes to buffets so if others have the same common sense it shouldn't be an issue"
But maybe they don't |
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By *wing66Couple
over a year ago
Burton-upon-trent |
Never eaten at one yet although they do smell nice sometimes. It's the hygiene that worries me. Maybe if they served it with some tongues so nobody is touching the food it would entice me. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Never eaten at one yet although they do smell nice sometimes. It's the hygiene that worries me. Maybe if they served it with some tongues so nobody is touching the food it would entice me. "
No tongues please, that's even worse! |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
Stoke area |
Funny how the buffet provided at clubs on party nights gets eaten if this represents most people's view.
Maybe the buffets I have seen are easy to pick up items or served on individual plates, and don't require hands rummaging in bowls or inspecting what's in the sarnie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Funny how the buffet provided at clubs on party nights gets eaten if this represents most people's view.
Maybe the buffets I have seen are easy to pick up items or served on individual plates, and don't require hands rummaging in bowls or inspecting what's in the sarnie "
I think generally people *are* buffet rummagers. Based on way too many buffet lunches at business meetings. |
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Do not double dip!! I was at Gems one night and I was feeling a bit peckish so I tucked into the carrot sticks and dipped them in the humous. The Vicar then said "Rosie, you wouldn't be dipping them if you had seen how many people have been double dipping their veg in the condiments... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Buffet at a sex club gives me the heebie jeebies! Fingering a bum hole then eating a cheese sarni! Not everyone has good hygiene x"
This
Also; the smell of hot food.... |
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Question for all those who don't eat the buffet for hygiene reasons
"Do you play at clubs?"
If your answer is yes
"Do you take each person you play with to the shower before you agree to play with them?"
Because you would be serprise how many people don't so much as have a wet wipe freshen up Inbetween plays let alone a shower, so maybe the buffet is the least of your worries
But in over a decade of going to clubs and parties and eating the buffet food, I've never catch anything or been made ill by the food they serve so I think your ok to have a little feed |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
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I`m looking at this and thinking that sometimes the buffet is probably the least of people`s worries. How many of you happily put unknown body parts into their mouths, directly or indirectly? |
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"I`m looking at this and thinking that sometimes the buffet is probably the least of people`s worries. How many of you happily put unknown body parts into their mouths, directly or indirectly?"
Lol I think best applying the 30 second rule |
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I have never eaten the buffet food at clubs. It makes me feel queasy just looking at it. And there is always a host offering it because there's always to much. I think there should be condoms in every room and a box of rubber gloves next to every buffet.. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
From what I've seen at a supplied buffets, I wonder if, in the case of clubs, they are following Food Safety rules.
In short, food should only be on display for 4 hours maximum! After that, it is to be binned! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you love a soft yielding quiche or a suggestive hotdog at 10.30 at night? Are a few pizza slices just the thing to keep you on peak performance for the rest of the night? Or is the idea of a finger buffet after the fingering about as appealing as a slug sandwich? Would you prefer to be fondling female thighs rather than mustard coated chicken ones?"
I've been thinking about going to a club and when reading the websites though the idea of a buffet at a sex club very strange |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Do you love a soft yielding quiche or a suggestive hotdog at 10.30 at night? Are a few pizza slices just the thing to keep you on peak performance for the rest of the night? Or is the idea of a finger buffet after the fingering about as appealing as a slug sandwich? Would you prefer to be fondling female thighs rather than mustard coated chicken ones?
I've been thinking about going to a club and when reading the websites though the idea of a buffet at a sex club very strange "
Yes... |
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"Do you love a soft yielding quiche or a suggestive hotdog at 10.30 at night? Are a few pizza slices just the thing to keep you on peak performance for the rest of the night? Or is the idea of a finger buffet after the fingering about as appealing as a slug sandwich? Would you prefer to be fondling female thighs rather than mustard coated chicken ones?
I've been thinking about going to a club and when reading the websites though the idea of a buffet at a sex club very strange "
Are there so many people who don't know the difference between a sex club and a swingers' club? |
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Sorry got to laugh at this. How many of you that are procrastinating have eaten nuts/crisps from the bar in a pub? Unwashed hands after using the loo. People pick their noses and don’t wash their hands. Simple, if a host provides food then they are responsible for supplying serving utensils - that way no fingers touch the food. |
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"Dear god....you'd think swingers were all disease ridden tramps the way some of you go on!
Unclean! Unclean!
Get over yourselves."
No one is stopping you from eating! & off course not all swingers are disease ridden Its the unwashed hands after been wrist deep in some manky pussy! Ehm no thanks... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to love popping into chorley services and spotting the swinger's on route lol or if staying at local hotel then morning breakfast was always fun lol x |
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"Sorry got to laugh at this. How many of you that are procrastinating have eaten nuts/crisps from the bar in a pub? Unwashed hands after using the loo. People pick their noses and don’t wash their hands. Simple, if a host provides food then they are responsible for supplying serving utensils - that way no fingers touch the food. "
Yes but some people don't use the utensils and pick up food with their hands.
OP has same view as mine about buffets wherever the location.
"Get in early or not at all"
I was at a carvery recently and I saw a guy ahead of me picking up pieces of crackling, looking at them and putting them back until he found one he liked the look of.
Needless to say, I gave the crackling a swerve.
Have also observed people picking up the different bread rolls and pastries in supermarkets and not using the implements provided.
I'm not sure if it's a lack of education or pure laziness.
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"Do you love a soft yielding quiche or a suggestive hotdog at 10.30 at night? Are a few pizza slices just the thing to keep you on peak performance for the rest of the night? Or is the idea of a finger buffet after the fingering about as appealing as a slug sandwich? Would you prefer to be fondling female thighs rather than mustard coated chicken ones?"
I have not had the pleasure of going to a sex club. I cannot imagine that I would want a food buffet if I am part of a body buffet. I would be too distracted and hopefully too busy to stop for dinner. Unless incorporating food into our naughty desires and play. Maybe sliding my sausage between some buns and feed someone a nice hard hot dog. Adding an extra topping to a pizza for those who do want to stop for a bite whilst we are playing. A nice warm sauce could be nice. I'd sooner be tasting what's on my fingers after all the fondling and fingering than licking cold quiche of my fingers and then no one coming near me as it had onions in it. And I would definitely be leaving the mustard coated chicken thighs alone. Female thighs are so much better. Hot enough without mustard and if treated with respect opening these will allow you to have your thighs moist and succulent and wanting me to return for a second helping.
Unless it is a naked food fight I would prefer to steer clear of Icelands cooked party snacks and enjoy the company of real people up close and personal.
My end note on this would be that if we need to go to a sex club to eat food then we are dining at the wrong restaurant!  |
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By *east88Couple
over a year ago
darlington |
We visit them often and honestly it’s a bit of putting. It doesn’t half make the place feel like a working men’s club. That and crap music. Next they’ll be having bingo. Why can’t they seem to grasp its a sex club and it’s all about creating the right mood.
Not dancing queen and a egg mayo sandwich! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Sorry got to laugh at this. How many of you that are procrastinating have eaten nuts/crisps from the bar in a pub? Unwashed hands after using the loo. People pick their noses and don’t wash their hands. Simple, if a host provides food then they are responsible for supplying serving utensils - that way no fingers touch the food. "
Don't do that either |
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"I wonder how many swingers clubs actually have food hygiene certificates and if the council give 1-5 stars for compliance. Imagine working for the council and being given that job. "
I have just proposed to councils throughout the country that this needs to be a requirement and have put myself up for the task of certicating said venues. 5* all the way. As for the food, I will leave that up to the hungry mob to rate. I will be the pervert council officially who gets sacked for tasting the wrong produce  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Buffet at a sex club gives me the heebie jeebies! Fingering a bum hole then eating a cheese sarni! Not everyone has good hygiene x"
Not only members but the staff also. I'd rather eat shit of a rusty spoon (so never) than touch food in a club. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"A Buffet at a sex club gives me the heebie jeebies! Fingering a bum hole then eating a cheese sarni! Not everyone has good hygiene x
Not only members but the staff also. I'd rather eat shit of a rusty spoon (so never) than touch food in a club."
Haha |
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"Next they’ll be having bingo.
Sexbingo. Make it a thing.
Watch where you're putting your dabber
I know where I'd like to put my danger
What's your 'danger'
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Is it a dibber or a dobber or a dabber? |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Next they’ll be having bingo.
Sexbingo. Make it a thing.
Watch where you're putting your dabber
I know where I'd like to put my danger
What's your 'danger'
Is it a dibber or a dobber or a dabber?"
Depends where you live, I guess |
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Someone said they ate hummus before a meet. So far over 80 different types are being withdrawn from sale because of a salmonella scare.
I won't eat dips at parties. I can only imagine how full of contamination they are... |
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"Someone said they ate hummus before a meet. So far over 80 different types are being withdrawn from sale because of a salmonella scare.
I won't eat dips at parties. I can only imagine how full of contamination they are..."
That and they’d stink of garlic. |
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By *i-DottyWoman
over a year ago
Norwich |
This thread reminds me of a friend who went to someone’s house for a private meet, it all went a bit wrong after they done the deed as she started squealing like a banshee that he wanted to leave so quick so he hot footed it out of the door and headed to KFC. He remembered way too late he hadnt washed his hands - brought a whole new dimension to the byline ‘finger licking good’  |
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"Dear god....you'd think swingers were all disease ridden tramps the way some of you go on!
Unclean! Unclean!
Get over yourselves. No one is stopping you from eating! & off course not all swingers are disease ridden Its the unwashed hands after been wrist deep in some manky pussy! Ehm no thanks..."
Never said anyone was stopping me. Bigger people have tried and failed in that department lol if s Dr can't tell me what to eat pious swingers aren't gonna achieve it.
Just makes me laugh is all.
Don't think everyone's disease ridden but they've all been playing with manky pussys  you are aware you're lumping yourself in that too right?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We really appreciate a feminine TS, and have some very attractive ones on our friends list. Keep it up all we love you  "
Lovely post, wandered into wrong thread? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sorry got to laugh at this. How many of you that are procrastinating have eaten nuts/crisps from the bar in a pub? Unwashed hands after using the loo. People pick their noses and don’t wash their hands. Simple, if a host provides food then they are responsible for supplying serving utensils - that way no fingers touch the food. "
Like yellow snow, bar nuts are a no go. |
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