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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Im sure we are all aware of the stranger bearing gifts ......so I know I'm not alone in being offered a whole array of weird and wonderful gifts through Fab. Some have been standard offers to buy me lingerie, others have wanted to pay hubby for spending the night with me, one guy wanted to be my cleaner, I've also been offered a portrait as well as free portfolio shoots from pervey photographers , and of course the frequent offers to use holiday homes.......the list goes on!
So whats your moments of strangers bearing gifts and more important, did you accept? Axxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One guy wanted me to be his financial domme. He wanted me to get his wages paid to me and then i would give him pocket money, spend the rest on myself. i was hugely tempted it has to be said, i didn't tho x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never had any offers to buy me pressies or pay for meals/hotels/etc..., and I would not be interested in anyone who would make such an offer, as it screams desperate to me, sorry!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a lady offer to be my cat ?!
I'd come home and she'd purr and rub up against my leg but she would always be in character , as in the whole night purring , respectfully declined  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a lady offer to be my cat ?!
I'd come home and she'd purr and rub up against my leg but she would always be in character , as in the whole night purring , respectfully declined "
Haha, takes all sorts! .... would you have to put a litter tray for her in the corner of the room too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone once offered to destroy my wife ! I mean it's fair to say she can be quite annoying but I wouldn't go so far as having her destroyed! Maybe it was lord vader?! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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One guy offered to visit my house, allow me to suck his cock to completion and then leave, all without the botheration of having to speak.....does "Fuck of numpty" equate to a polite refusal?????
Anyone wanting to offer me jewellry, flowers, chocolate, wine or access to their bank accounts, please message me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a lady offer to be my cat ?!
I'd come home and she'd purr and rub up against my leg but she would always be in character , as in the whole night purring , respectfully declined "
Could you, erm.. pass me her details? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"only 2day got offerd a holiday in turky for a week all he got was bloked lol."
oooh we got the same thing too the other day!! probably the same guy. It didn't impress us either xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I declined her offer but went round to her house and did her doggy style , it was difficult tho as she had a tail on ! I wish so much I was making this up  |
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Erm.....
Got offered the "use" of a couples dog once if we would meet them.... I naievely thought there was a spelling mistake or grammatical error so asked them to explain......OMG!!!
Apparently the lady half of the couple liked to get very... erm.... friendly with said animal!
I spent a lot of time reading and re-reading our profile trying to figure out why they thought we might be interested! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How could I forget the airline pilot who says I could travel with him in the cockpit on a flight to Spain ...he clearly hadn't thought this through, it was s Ryanair flight and just how much extra baggage was I gonna cost him? A x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm.....
Got offered the "use" of a couples dog once if we would meet them.... I naievely thought there was a spelling mistake or grammatical error so asked them to explain......OMG!!!
Apparently the lady half of the couple liked to get very... erm.... friendly with said animal!
I spent a lot of time reading and re-reading our profile trying to figure out why they thought we might be interested! "
GIP! please tell me u passed! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm.....
Got offered the "use" of a couples dog once if we would meet them.... I naievely thought there was a spelling mistake or grammatical error so asked them to explain......OMG!!!
Apparently the lady half of the couple liked to get very... erm.... friendly with said animal!
I spent a lot of time reading and re-reading our profile trying to figure out why they thought we might be interested! "
Oh my god!! That would be hysterical if it wasn't so blech!!
I had a guy want me to poo in his mouth. Said he was having problems finding someone to do it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"aww I haven't been offered the trip to turkey...feeling a little left out.lol.but anyone wanting to send lingerie or dildo's my way...I would willingly accept "
+1 on all fronts!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we have been offered a full use of a swimming pool and jacuzzi in a mansion on the edge of town. funny thing was it wasnt even owned or lived in by the guy that offered it 
we have had a guy repeatedly message us, asking if he can pay for sex until we got really fed up and blocked him. But that was after he butthurtedy explained to us that he has sex with thousands of women without paying 9so why the hell did he offer???!!!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I actually created the thread on the back of Turkish delight guy, I had a feeling he either owned the biggest house in marmaris or was talking complete cack, the latter being the most likely lol..... He was aLso blocked by us too. And to the guy who offered me the trip to Abu dhabi and promised I could bring my kids but not my husband.......I'm still waiting lol! |
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"Erm.....
Got offered the "use" of a couples dog once if we would meet them.... I naievely thought there was a spelling mistake or grammatical error so asked them to explain......OMG!!!
Apparently the lady half of the couple liked to get very... erm.... friendly with said animal!
I spent a lot of time reading and re-reading our profile trying to figure out why they thought we might be interested!
GIP! please tell me u passed! xx"
Oh hell yes!!!
We may be animal lovers..... but as pets, not sexual partners lol!
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"Erm.....
Got offered the "use" of a couples dog once if we would meet them.... I naievely thought there was a spelling mistake or grammatical error so asked them to explain......OMG!!!
Apparently the lady half of the couple liked to get very... erm.... friendly with said animal!
I spent a lot of time reading and re-reading our profile trying to figure out why they thought we might be interested!
Oh my god!! That would be hysterical if it wasn't so blech!!
I had a guy want me to poo in his mouth. Said he was having problems finding someone to do it! "
Oh jeez.... you win.... erm...no.....erm.... oh, its a draw, they are both BOAK!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I'm intrigued as to whether you did poo in his mouth?? "
that would be a no!!! I don't get the whole scat thing, it's not on the same level as bestiality but it still squicks me out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm.....
Got offered the "use" of a couples dog once if we would meet them.... I naievely thought there was a spelling mistake or grammatical error so asked them to explain......OMG!!!
Apparently the lady half of the couple liked to get very... erm.... friendly with said animal!
I spent a lot of time reading and re-reading our profile trying to figure out why they thought we might be interested! "
pissed myself laughing at this message  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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although im not here to collect flowers and gifts as such, how lovely would that be. but just the once though, maybe after the second bunch they might wanna marry me hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its the ones where they are asking if they can dress in a nappy and want to be an adult baby that i find most freaky. "
Do they make pampers that size?
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its the ones where they are asking if they can dress in a nappy and want to be an adult baby that i find most freaky.
Do they make pampers that size?
Wolf
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yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its the ones where they are asking if they can dress in a nappy and want to be an adult baby that i find most freaky.
Do they make pampers that size?
Wolf
yes"
special size made for government ministers I suppose.... 
'kin 'ell
Wolf
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