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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have any ladies on here ever had the issue of smelly balls??? It has happened me on more than one occasion, very difficult 2 give oral and if they ask for their balls 2 b sucked, sweet jesus! Advice how to tackle this sensitive issue!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Christ. I know I'm old and out of touch, but who the fuck turns up expecting someone else to gobble their junk without making sure they're sweet and fragrant first?
Person deserves telling straight that they're minging and stinking.
For their own good, and those who come after you. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Have any ladies on here ever had the issue of smelly balls??? It has happened me on more than one occasion, very difficult 2 give oral and if they ask for their balls 2 b sucked, sweet jesus! Advice how to tackle this sensitive issue!!"
Tell them to leave quick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Showering isnt the issue here, its def something they are eating"
Have to agree here, or smoke or vape which is why we dislike smoking or vaping so much. Nicotine has a nasty bitter taste. We call it a witches brew LOL. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Smoke or vape not the issue either, have met this guy a few times, obviously wasnt an issue at the start, last 2 times were an issue but thought first time it happened was a one off, def know he showered before meeting |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Smoke or vape not the issue either, have met this guy a few times, obviously wasnt an issue at the start, last 2 times were an issue but thought first time it happened was a one off, def know he showered before meeting"
What they smell off? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Smoke or vape not the issue either, have met this guy a few times, obviously wasnt an issue at the start, last 2 times were an issue but thought first time it happened was a one off, def know he showered before meeting
What they smell off?"
Tea...? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Should have mentioned he is quiet hairy?? Maybe that might have something to do with it? Thing is i like fucking him, we are friends but how 2 say it 2 him.. help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should have mentioned he is quiet hairy?? Maybe that might have something to do with it? Thing is i like fucking him, we are friends but how 2 say it 2 him.. help"
Share a shower first? He'll get the message.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should have mentioned he is quiet hairy?? Maybe that might have something to do with it? Thing is i like fucking him, we are friends but how 2 say it 2 him.. help"
Just tell him. Its what a friend should do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It can only be a hygiene issue surely. It can’t be because of wanking, when I cum I don’t get it all over my balls, my cock is pointing in the opposite direction. I don’t see how it can be down to smoking or diet either, balls arnt like teabags, they’re not porous. Just needs a good wash I reckon. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It can only be a hygiene issue surely. It can’t be because of wanking, when I cum I don’t get it all over my balls, my cock is pointing in the opposite direction. I don’t see how it can be down to smoking or diet either, balls arnt like teabags, they’re not porous. Just needs a good wash I reckon. "
Weak laughing here, yes it should really b pointing in the other direction.
Ok so goin 2 brave up and say it 2 him, im a softy, hate 2 hurt anyones feelings |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Christ. I know I'm old and out of touch, but who the fuck turns up expecting someone else to gobble their junk without making sure they're sweet and fragrant first?
Person deserves telling straight that they're minging and stinking.
For their own good, and those who come after you."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wash your balls lads it's not hard and shave them too "
Youve never tried shaving around piercings, i should take them out to groom but its quite fun trying not to turn myself into a eunuch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shaving it is so...lol, so do guys shave around their bum hole too, my friend is curious  "
Sometimes i do, then sometimes i just use veet... you know live dangerously and all that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a friend, an actual genuine friend who used to stink 10 mins after getting out of the shower, its the bacteria that smells so maybe try buying some antibacterial shower products before just telling him |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Ok so how to best bring up the topic with him, the more i think about the more i think the hair is the issue"
Make him touch himself then tell him to sniff up then say would you tolerate that stench |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so how to best bring up the topic with him, the more i think about the more i think the hair is the issue
Make him touch himself then tell him to sniff up then say would you tolerate that stench"
Harsh, but it will get the point accross |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Ok so how to best bring up the topic with him, the more i think about the more i think the hair is the issue
Make him touch himself then tell him to sniff up then say would you tolerate that stench
Harsh, but it will get the point accross "
Not harsh it's honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so how to best bring up the topic with him, the more i think about the more i think the hair is the issue
Make him touch himself then tell him to sniff up then say would you tolerate that stench
Harsh, but it will get the point accross
Not harsh it's honest"
Id probably word it a little more gentle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok so how to best bring up the topic with him, the more i think about the more i think the hair is the issue
Make him touch himself then tell him to sniff up then say would you tolerate that stench
Harsh, but it will get the point accross
Not harsh it's honest
Id probably word it a little more gentle"
Yes harsh but honesty is best policy, its not like he doesnt shower |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jokingly ask him if he’s changed his diet recently and when he asks why, say that he taste different and not as good as he did.  "
Ohhhh like that one, at least it will start the conversation, thank u sooo much, he is a sweetheart, i want 2 help him not hurt him
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bet it's because he's hairy there. Why don't you asks if he minds having a trim as then you'll enjoy putting them in your mouth more?"
Yes so do i tbh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhhh like that one, at least it will start the conversation, thank u sooo much, he is a sweetheart, i want 2 help him not hurt him
Reply and quote"
Lol i did it again, i am a bold girl |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Ohhhh like that one, at least it will start the conversation, thank u sooo much, he is a sweetheart, i want 2 help him not hurt him
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Lol i did it again, i am a bold girl "
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"Jokingly ask him if he’s changed his diet recently and when he asks why, say that he taste different and not as good as he did.
Ohhhh like that one, at least it will start the conversation, thank u sooo much, he is a sweetheart, i want 2 help him not hurt him
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Falling that, mine smell like roses.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jokingly ask him if he’s changed his diet recently and when he asks why, say that he taste different and not as good as he did.
Ohhhh like that one, at least it will start the conversation, thank u sooo much, he is a sweetheart, i want 2 help him not hurt him
Falling that, mine smell like roses. "
Ah pity yes ur in the UK  |
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"Jokingly ask him if he’s changed his diet recently and when he asks why, say that he taste different and not as good as he did.
Ohhhh like that one, at least it will start the conversation, thank u sooo much, he is a sweetheart, i want 2 help him not hurt him
Falling that, mine smell like roses.
Ah pity yes ur in the UK "
And the good news is.....They’ve started flights from Carlisle to Dublin. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to meet a guy whos cock smelt and tasted of stale urine no matter how many times we showered together or I washed him. It made me gag every time"
Stale urine, gag central |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell him you have a new fetish for perfume. Then rub it all over his balls and act mega turned on. Problem solved ."
Be a waste of my gud Chanel...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell him you have a new fetish for perfume. Then rub it all over his balls and act mega turned on. Problem solved .
Be a waste of my gud Chanel...lol"
Fruit! Pick a nice-smelling fruit you like! Use that instead. Or ice cream! Everybody likes ice cream!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does veet burn ur balls, asking for a friend  "
No...I'm a regular user...
It only burns when you put soap on after rinsing off or after leaving it on too long. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does veet burn ur balls, asking for a friend
No...I'm a regular user...
It only burns when you put soap on after rinsing off or after leaving it on too long."
My "friend" must have done it wrong then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christ. I know I'm old and out of touch, but who the fuck turns up expecting someone else to gobble their junk without making sure they're sweet and fragrant first?
Person deserves telling straight that they're minging and stinking.
For their own good, and those who come after you."
Gobble their junk... Too funny lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It can only be a hygiene issue surely. It can’t be because of wanking, when I cum I don’t get it all over my balls, my cock is pointing in the opposite direction. I don’t see how it can be down to smoking or diet either, balls arnt like teabags, they’re not porous. Just needs a good wash I reckon.
Weak laughing here, yes it should really b pointing in the other direction.
Ok so goin 2 brave up and say it 2 him, im a softy, hate 2 hurt anyones feelings"
Maybe buy him a comb? He could have a clanger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A good wash - front and back. Shave the ball hairs.
Use light cotton briefs.
Job done.
First world problems we have "
Seriously, just tell him. Nicely obvs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A good wash - front and back. Shave the ball hairs.
Use light cotton briefs.
Job done.
First world problems we have
Seriously, just tell him. Nicely obvs. "
Yip after this chat i think its better 2 say it 2 him, if he had issue with me id prefer he said it 2 me. As one fabber said not just for me but the one after me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A good wash - front and back. Shave the ball hairs.
Use light cotton briefs.
Job done.
First world problems we have
Seriously, just tell him. Nicely obvs.
Yip after this chat i think its better 2 say it 2 him, if he had issue with me id prefer he said it 2 me. As one fabber said not just for me but the one after me "
Absolutely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could always give him a massage with fragranced oil, won’t help if it’s an ongoing problem but for that moment in time useful."
Yes but we are seeing quiet a bit of each other, if its 2 continue it needs 2 get sorted or ill have 2 cut him loose.
Btw wow wow, if u dont mind me saying for a 50 year old u have a stunning body, very sexy pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh how about saying you were fantasising about shagging in a car. Then hang one of those car air freshener thingies round his cock so it hangs on his balls! And you could beep like a horn to show how sexy you find it as you get shagged! |
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I would say you have talked to you friends about hairy verse bald and you fancy trying it, get him to shave or use hair removal cream the day before meeting, or just be straight with him and tell him his hairiness is not helping his hygiene (smell, but don't say smell) lol |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Have any ladies on here ever had the issue of smelly balls??? It has happened me on more than one occasion, very difficult 2 give oral and if they ask for their balls 2 b sucked, sweet jesus! Advice how to tackle this sensitive issue!!"
Girl you have to be strong smelly gonads no just no
Tell him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have any ladies on here ever had the issue of smelly balls??? It has happened me on more than one occasion, very difficult 2 give oral and if they ask for their balls 2 b sucked, sweet jesus! Advice how to tackle this sensitive issue!!
Girl you have to be strong smelly gonads no just no
Tell him"
Im on it Y |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Have any ladies on here ever had the issue of smelly balls??? It has happened me on more than one occasion, very difficult 2 give oral and if they ask for their balls 2 b sucked, sweet jesus! Advice how to tackle this sensitive issue!!
Girl you have to be strong smelly gonads no just no
Tell him
Im on it Y "
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How good friends are you? If you're close enough I guess you'll know how to bring it up.
You have been respectful in your descriptions here, do the same with him - tell him it wasn't always a problem, suggest it might be diet change then say the aroma is a bit off-putting, rather than jumping in with two feet say "mate, your balls stink, they're minging"!
If there is a solution, whatever that is, he'll thank you for it in the long run. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Orrrrr think outside the box!
Rub your pussy with loads of marmite and get him to go down on you. When he compains about the taste, agree you'll wash thoroughly if he does too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How good friends are you? If you're close enough I guess you'll know how to bring it up.
You have been respectful in your descriptions here, do the same with him - tell him it wasn't always a problem, suggest it might be diet change then say the aroma is a bit off-putting, rather than
jumping in with two feet say "mate, your balls stink, they're minging"!
If there is a solution, whatever that is, he'll thank you for it in the long run."
We are quiet close, considering dating, i would never disrespect someone, just have struggled 2 know how 2 solve the issue for both him and i. Thank u xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'll stop being daft now lol. Don't wanna annoy you.
It's hard to raise such an issue with a play partner. Maybe try and turn it into a positive? eg say you'd like to try things with different smells/tastes? And ask if he'd be willing to wash in a certain scented thing or put a certain tasting thing on him? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've encountered a smelly fanny on more than 1 occasion."
Yes hygiene is so important, i know people have issues with medical stuff etc that odours etc cant b helped but no need for a smelly pussy, like other fabbers have said, just have a gud wash and do the landscaping...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I refuse to suck hairy balls, it makes me feel ill lol."
You could use one of those machines on them they use to shine up balls in bowling allies.
Sorry. I know I said I'd stop, but I couldn't help this one. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"I refuse to suck hairy balls, it makes me feel ill lol.
You could use one of those machines on them they use to shine up balls in bowling allies.
Sorry. I know I said I'd stop, but I couldn't help this one."
Oh no! You've started the orgasms off again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I refuse to suck hairy balls, it makes me feel ill lol.
You could use one of those machines on them they use to shine up balls in bowling allies.
Sorry. I know I said I'd stop, but I couldn't help this one.
Oh no! You've started the orgasms off again!"
Noooo! I thought it'd be safe as this was a different thread! lol |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"I refuse to suck hairy balls, it makes me feel ill lol.
You could use one of those machines on them they use to shine up balls in bowling allies.
Sorry. I know I said I'd stop, but I couldn't help this one.
Oh no! You've started the orgasms off again!
Noooo! I thought it'd be safe as this was a different thread! lol"
No, it's your natural magnetism |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I refuse to suck hairy balls, it makes me feel ill lol.
You could use one of those machines on them they use to shine up balls in bowling allies.
Sorry. I know I said I'd stop, but I couldn't help this one.
Oh no! You've started the orgasms off again!
Noooo! I thought it'd be safe as this was a different thread! lol
No, it's your natural magnetism"
Curse my erotic gifts! (I'll try to say no more here, though, as this thread belongs to somebody else.) |
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If you make things about you, rather than about him, he may remain more concerned and not feel criticised. I'd experiment with the showering together before action, so that you can evaluate whether very recent washing doesn't remove the smell. If it does, you know the cause. His hair or clothes may be another source of the problem - if it was hair, I'm guessing the problem would be more widespread amongst other guys. Fungal infections can cause aromas but you'd likely see some visual evidence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have any ladies on here ever had the issue of smelly balls??? It has happened me on more than one occasion, very difficult 2 give oral and if they ask for their balls 2 b sucked, sweet jesus! Advice how to tackle this sensitive issue!!"
If any lady on here has an issue with smelly balls then I suggest she has bigger issues to deal with! |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
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"Could always give him a massage with fragranced oil, won’t help if it’s an ongoing problem but for that moment in time useful.
Yes but we are seeing quiet a bit of each other, if its 2 continue it needs 2 get sorted or ill have 2 cut him loose.
Btw wow wow, if u dont mind me saying for a 50 year old u have a stunning body, very sexy
Very kind, thanks
Hope you can sort it x
pics"
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By *abKenMan
over a year ago
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"Showering isnt the issue here, its def something they are eating"
Wow, you have me all self conscious now. I shower regularly of course but I'd like to know if something I ate caused a smell  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have any ladies on here ever had the issue of smelly balls??? It has happened me on more than one occasion, very difficult 2 give oral and if they ask for their balls 2 b sucked, sweet jesus! Advice how to tackle this sensitive issue!!
If any lady on here has an issue with smelly balls then I suggest she has bigger issues to deal with! "
Rude and unhelpful, no need for it...jog on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeez! I couldn’t go anywhere near smelly balls! How could any guy expect to get his balls sucked if they aren’t smelling delicious!!
Even my Js asshole smells and tastes sweet, it’s all in the hygiene and prep and to be honest you would think it was a given! |
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