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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Solution...
Ban roads.
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Solution no 2...
Ban the keyboard warrior that started the original post from fab! He needs to get out more! Maybe get his bike license and he’ll realise how enjoyable they are!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should tractors, bikes, roller skates, cars, birds and unicorns be banned ? And pheasants who always dart out dangerously?
You forgot Caravans "
And rabbits. They’re always hopping out around here. And deer! Mr hit one recently. He was travelling along, a deer popped out, he braked hard and swerved to avoid it- then it’s mate popped out right into the car. Those deer are travelling in reckless adventurous gangs and the one who died damaged the car criminally. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Should tractors, bikes, roller skates, cars, birds and unicorns be banned ? And pheasants who always dart out dangerously?
Don't start me on pheasants!!!  "
One was running right at our car.. thought it was a game of chicken but it was not a chicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Should tractors, bikes, roller skates, cars, birds and unicorns be banned ? And pheasants who always dart out dangerously?
You forgot Caravans
How dare you, sir!
I challenge you to a duel.... "
I personally would ban cars from the roads. All they do hold up the bikers and get in our way, cause traffic jams, break down and cause traffic jams, Crash into each other causing even more traffic jams, and dont even get me started on caravans!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Should tractors, bikes, roller skates, cars, birds and unicorns be banned ? And pheasants who always dart out dangerously?
You forgot Caravans
And rabbits. They’re always hopping out around here. And deer! Mr hit one recently. He was travelling along, a deer popped out, he braked hard and swerved to avoid it- then it’s mate popped out right into the car. Those deer are travelling in reckless adventurous gangs and the one who died damaged the car criminally. "
yeah never mind the beautiful deer roaming about the free countryside. Look at what killing the poor animal did to you're precious pile of metal... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd love to see some of the twats that drive down my road get banned. 20mph zone because of a primary school just around the corner.
It always seems to be the same sort of car - hot hatches of all makes or mid size BMWs or Audis. They often have stupid fat exhausts and turbo wastegates that pop, bang and fart, so the noise is considerable too.
Having paced my stretch of road and applied simple timings I estimate that some of these wankers are doing 60mph.
It isn't that I'm anti performance cars or have a snobbery against certain marques, but suburban residential road isn't the place for these morons to put their cars through their paces. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Should tractors, bikes, roller skates, cars, birds and unicorns be banned ? And pheasants who always dart out dangerously?
You forgot Caravans
And rabbits. They’re always hopping out around here. And deer! Mr hit one recently. He was travelling along, a deer popped out, he braked hard and swerved to avoid it- then it’s mate popped out right into the car. Those deer are travelling in reckless adventurous gangs and the one who died damaged the car criminally.
yeah never mind the beautiful deer roaming about the free countryside. Look at what killing the poor animal did to you're precious pile of metal... "
It was a joke and play on a previous posters behaviour about damage to cars. Sorry you took me seriously.
My husband was not happy, he did all he could to avoid hitting the animal and doesn’t care about the piece of shit car that got dented a bit.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Should tractors, bikes, roller skates, cars, birds and unicorns be banned ? And pheasants who always dart out dangerously?
You forgot Caravans
And rabbits. They’re always hopping out around here. And deer! Mr hit one recently. He was travelling along, a deer popped out, he braked hard and swerved to avoid it- then it’s mate popped out right into the car. Those deer are travelling in reckless adventurous gangs and the one who died damaged the car criminally.
yeah never mind the beautiful deer roaming about the free countryside. Look at what killing the poor animal did to you're precious pile of metal... "
I discussed that wild animals are travelling in reckless adventure gangs and you actually took that seriously?.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Disclaimer: I am not serious and I don’t think deer travel in gangs or that anything should be banned from roads except twats who don’t pay attention and cause danger or harm to others.
I wish you all a good weekend and a sense of humour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should tractors, bikes, roller skates, cars, birds and unicorns be banned ? And pheasants who always dart out dangerously?
You forgot Caravans
And rabbits. They’re always hopping out around here. And deer! Mr hit one recently. He was travelling along, a deer popped out, he braked hard and swerved to avoid it- then it’s mate popped out right into the car. Those deer are travelling in reckless adventurous gangs and the one who died damaged the car criminally. "
The gophers here travel in wild unadulterated adventure gangs. Almost spilled my drink trying to dodge them while recklessly riding my motorbike with one hand on my way to join my big bad biker gang. We call ourselves the entitlers. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Should tractors, bikes, roller skates, cars, birds and unicorns be banned ? And pheasants who always dart out dangerously?
You forgot Caravans
And rabbits. They’re always hopping out around here. And deer! Mr hit one recently. He was travelling along, a deer popped out, he braked hard and swerved to avoid it- then it’s mate popped out right into the car. Those deer are travelling in reckless adventurous gangs and the one who died damaged the car criminally.
The gophers here travel in wild unadulterated adventure gangs. Almost spilled my drink trying to dodge them while recklessly riding my motorbike with one hand on my way to join my big bad biker gang. We call ourselves the entitlers. "
Ooh we’ve been looking to join a gang... we are entitled so let us join |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Caravans
Camper vans
Well maybe not ban, just allow them movement on the road between 22:00 and O5:00, that way everyone else can get where they're going more quickly. |
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Ban 4 by 4's that have never seen a blade of grass or a puddle. I have a Gaylander, and not afraid to us it as such. Can't remember what colour it is. I aways say it's dark brown, as that's the colour of the mud it's covered in.
Why is it cars drive round puddles? Do they dissolve in water? Almist been hit a few times over last week as people crossing center line to avoid a puddle. And NO, there were no pedestrains walking on pavement. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Should tractors, bikes, roller skates, cars, birds and unicorns be banned ? And pheasants who always dart out dangerously?
You forgot Caravans
And rabbits. They’re always hopping out around here. And deer! Mr hit one recently. He was travelling along, a deer popped out, he braked hard and swerved to avoid it- then it’s mate popped out right into the car. Those deer are travelling in reckless adventurous gangs and the one who died damaged the car criminally.
The gophers here travel in wild unadulterated adventure gangs. Almost spilled my drink trying to dodge them while recklessly riding my motorbike with one hand on my way to join my big bad biker gang. We call ourselves the entitlers.
Ooh we’ve been looking to join a gang... we are entitled so let us join "
When I'm on my spring trip to the UK we shall ride together and cause many mayhem throughout the land.
Or maybe just one or two mayhem, we'll see how much time we have. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Should tractors, bikes, roller skates, cars, birds and unicorns be banned ? And pheasants who always dart out dangerously?
You forgot Caravans
And rabbits. They’re always hopping out around here. And deer! Mr hit one recently. He was travelling along, a deer popped out, he braked hard and swerved to avoid it- then it’s mate popped out right into the car. Those deer are travelling in reckless adventurous gangs and the one who died damaged the car criminally.
The gophers here travel in wild unadulterated adventure gangs. Almost spilled my drink trying to dodge them while recklessly riding my motorbike with one hand on my way to join my big bad biker gang. We call ourselves the entitlers.
Ooh we’ve been looking to join a gang... we are entitled so let us join
When I'm on my spring trip to the UK we shall ride together and cause many mayhem throughout the land.
Or maybe just one or two mayhem, we'll see how much time we have. "
figure 8’s through fields while we make angry faces and smoke cigarettes please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But how can I be towed behind the land rover on my roller skates trying to round up the pheasants if you ban them  "
That combination shall be permitted! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" figure 8’s through fields while we make angry faces and smoke cigarettes please "
Lol. Of course, we are the entitlers. We are angry and entitled.
Forgot about the pillaging. We have to pillage as well. |
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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago
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"Ban anyone who has never ridden a motorbike from the roads. "
Well I have to seriously agree that motor cycle experience does extend drivers awareness of various types of dangers that are normally overlooked and also the value of good observation.
My motorcycling experience taught me how dangerous are the following:
side junctions, manhole covers in the wet (yes seriously), raised white lines, loose debris, drivers who suddenly change lanes, lorry drivers and the blind spots they have, value of knowing what's behind you at all times,
the list goes on so I agree that M/cycle experience is worth having. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ban BMW's from the roads. And anyone who has ever owned one. "
Heeeeey I owned one. It was a classic convertible I drove in the states and I didn’t drive like a twat. 4x4s and Audi’s are worse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ban BMW's from the roads. And anyone who has ever owned one.
Heeeeey I owned one. It was a classic convertible I drove in the states and I didn’t drive like a twat. 4x4s and Audi’s are worse "
lol. I drive a 4x4 audi. I couldn't get any worse then. lol. |
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"Should tractors, bikes, roller skates, cars, birds and unicorns be banned ? And pheasants who always dart out dangerously?
Don't start me on pheasants!!!
One was running right at our car.. thought it was a game of chicken but it was not a chicken "
Tastier than chicken. But not as versatile. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mr.
Had several BMWs, drove them like a twat, it is my right as a BMW driver. It was expected from me and I took it. Ban non BMWs from the road, always slowing us ultimate drivers down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in a rural area so got all sorts on the road.
Traction Engines hold up traffic at weekends during the summer around my area.
They should be allowed on the roads though because they bring a smile as they toot toot! on their travels. They smell nice too!
Pidgeons on the other hand are little wankers! They sit in the middle of the road and don't move until the very last minute. I'm always slowing down for them. |
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"Can't wait to clog up the roads when towing my caravan lol ??"
We tow our caravan with our BMW!!
Clearly that will make us public enemy No1....lol. Lucky we dislike all the Lycra wankers, middle lane hoggers and typical Jeremy Kyle family saloons who get the hump because we can afford both!!
Recon that makes even in the assumption score just because of what vehicles we are in hey!!! |
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