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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
Genuine
Can breath throught my ears
Does exactly what it says on the tin
Sick of single guys ruining it for the rest of us
Wont bite unless you want me to
The lady cums first
Sick of timewasters, genuine people only please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single male: "I cant get a meet"
Elusive bi fem (Im here ffs  )
Can accomodate (the back of the car/van!)
Genuine (genuing what??? human!)
Professional male (prostitute?)
Professional couple (tag-team prostitutes)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cuddly fem seeks discrete fun (well you wouldn't be seen dead with her in public lol)."
I don't have a tin hat, but feel free to borrow my cycle helmet. Thank me later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Often read "Great with his tounge" lol.
What the hell is a "tounge" and where do they buy tounges from?
We've got to have one, they sound the mutts nuts! 
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire |
always smell good ... 
happy to watch ... 
orally bi but hubbys are safe ... 
will add more later ...
my MSN addy is cuntgiveafeck@MSN.com 
quite nervous at first but in the right company with pants off just fine...
Rugby player build but loves Gym ...
Anything else just ask...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cuddly fem seeks discrete fun (well you wouldn't be seen dead with her in public lol).
I don't have a tin hat, but feel free to borrow my cycle helmet. Thank me later."
You seem to have got away with that - perhaps the cycle helmet protected you after all - as a "more than cuddly fem" I think there are many that would proud to show me off in public - dogging, clubs parties - all fair game! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional
100% genuine
Totally straight (but send a message about being bi)
Was verified on my old account
Cant upload pics because no internet on iphone
xx
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No hairy men
Single men will be deleted
Know how to block and not afraid to do it
Fill in later (usually a 7 month old profile)
Will as pics soon (months later no pics)
Has a great cock and knows exactly what to do with it. Hands off he's all mine
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"Cuddly fem seeks discrete fun (well you wouldn't be seen dead with her in public lol)."
love to know how you got away with that one. Was there actually any need in that comment!? Just makes you sound like a prat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Read my verifications (hidden verifications)
Straight profile but meets t.v's, t.s
Deleting our account due to timewasters been here 2 weeks
Cant accom at mine but do have a mates flat to use for meets
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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MF but only the male playing tonight , yeah ok !
Any sentence followed by "No offence", if you don't do white, black, Asian , that's your preference , don't apologise !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MF but only the male playing tonight , yeah ok !
Any sentence followed by "No offence", if you don't do white, black, Asian , that's your preference , don't apologise !
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Saw this once:
No blacks or p*kis. Not being racist, Just my preference.
Wow. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MF but only the male playing tonight , yeah ok !
Any sentence followed by "No offence", if you don't do white, black, Asian , that's your preference , don't apologise !
Saw this once:
No blacks or p*kis. Not being racist, Just my preference.
Wow. Lol "
Your right wow ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cuddly fem seeks discrete fun (well you wouldn't be seen dead with her in public lol).
love to know how you got away with that one. Was there actually any need in that comment!? Just makes you sound like a prat "
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"Rant over
(Which means: rant continues below  )"
I LOVE YOUR STYLE BRO....LMAO
'm a tall, black, fit, straight single male who's urbane, sophisticated and knowledgeable. I'm easy going, conversational and attentive, but I would hesitate to describe myself as 'down to earth' - make of that what you will! I have a sense of humour that varies depending on the day of the week, but I assure you it's definitely there!
I love ladies of all kinds. I like talking to them and meeting up with them. Hot playmates of all colours, shapes and sizes are welcome (you know who you are!). I'm also happy to meet couples and have enjoyed doing so many times. I like sex in all kinds of ways, but always safe. Parties, hotels and clubs are my preferred meeting venues.
No passwords, angry caps or long lists of 'thou shalt nots' here! Just send me a message and let's see where we end up. |
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