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Anyone else noticed creepy guys are conveniently Masseurs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always makes me laugh when I get the - would you like a sensual massage with nothing expected in return messages.....
Yeah ok..... NOT! Jeez if I wanted a massage - I would locate a professional that won’t potential sexually assault me at the end of it! |
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"Always makes me laugh when I get the - would you like a sensual massage with nothing expected in return messages.....
Yeah ok..... NOT! Jeez if I wanted a massage - I would locate a professional that won’t potential sexually assault me at the end of it! "
Yup. And who has a little knowledge of anatomy and how not to hurt me, etc. |
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"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs? "
They usually use the phrase "mmmmmmmmmm" as well. I have now been slightly sick into my mouth. Why the hell did I think about this????  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Always makes me laugh when I get the - would you like a sensual massage with nothing expected in return messages.....
Yeah ok..... NOT! Jeez if I wanted a massage - I would locate a professional that won’t potential sexually assault me at the end of it! "
The nothing in return bit is totally laughable and even weirder. |
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What about the 5% that they are qualified or have knowledge about massage?
Im not gone ask none of you If you want a massage and definetly Im not showing Off but i learn i practice i took my diplom and i worked for 3 years like one back in my country, but because the earnings wasn’t so great i looked for another job.
Im sorry that this guys drag us down and Yes i manager to know 2 persons in here that from time to time( because Im missing that) i gave them massage. One verified me snd the other was a married down to earth lady that She prefered to Stay anonymus.
Once again Im sorry for everyone who had a bad experience about this. |
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"and what makes me giggle is men saying their a fully qualified masseuse , how can a man be a masseuse , that's a female lol "
He can’t be a masseuse but definetly he can be a _asseur. The only difference is the feminine and masculine mode of the word but basically is almost the same techniq.
Apologise for my 4 yo english |
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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago
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"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs? and professional photographers  "
What about professional photographers, are they all _asseurs?
If so who do I get my _asseurs certificate!? |
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"and what makes me giggle is men saying their a fully qualified masseuse , how can a man be a masseuse , that's a female lol
He can’t be a masseuse but definetly he can be a _asseur. The only difference is the feminine and masculine mode of the word but basically is almost the same techniq.
Apologise for my 4 yo english"
that's what I was implying ! Don't you think a fully qualified one would know the difference ? Id hope so lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs? and professional photographers
What about professional photographers, are they all _asseurs?
If so who do I get my _asseurs certificate!?"
My professional photographer is not a _asseur but he is very good at it . Photography and massage as in many other things lol 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs? "
Some of us are _asseurs! I've been studying tantra for a long time and am still learning which is why I offer the service for free - I need the practice. The massage is for the benefit of the recipient with no strings attached. I do enjoy it, of course, but it tends to spoil it if there's any expectation of some kind of favour in return. It may be unpaid right now but it is professional in style. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Always makes me laugh when I get the - would you like a sensual massage with nothing expected in return messages.....
Yeah ok..... NOT! Jeez if I wanted a massage - I would locate a professional that won’t potential sexually assault me at the end of it! "
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"I qualified as a _asseur in 1995, after completing a 12 month training course, which had exams during and at the end of course. "
Did the same thing. Business studies, anatomy and physiology, Swedish massage, reflexology and aromatherapy. I don't offer happy endings as I'm not an escort. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs?
They also double up as photographers "
I get their offers at least once a week. But when I send them a picture from my photoshoot gallery asking if they can do better than that, they suddenly go quiet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs? "
lol a man in Darlington was imprisoned recently. Impersonated a female sports _asseur, then when the client turned up at his house claimed she was off sick, and he was the only _asseur available at that time.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs?
They also double up as photographers
I get their offers at least once a week. But when I send them a picture from my photoshoot gallery asking if they can do better than that, they suddenly go quiet "
LOL but for correctness, wasn't offering was simply stating pro photographer context of the post and that he is a pretty good masseuse also. Given that, doesn't come on these sites offering to take pictures or massage for that matter lol.
I would like to think your photoshoot pics are good if you paid for them, no we don't want to see them. If your happy with them that's all that matters. |
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"The nothing in return bit is totally laughable and even weirder. "
I guess I got lucky! My Fab _asseur keeps his clothes on (I'm hoping one day he won't, he's gorgeous!) and leaves me feeling relaxed and happy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs?
They also double up as photographers
I get their offers at least once a week. But when I send them a picture from my photoshoot gallery asking if they can do better than that, they suddenly go quiet
LOL but for correctness, wasn't offering was simply stating pro photographer context of the post and that he is a pretty good masseuse also. Given that, doesn't come on these sites offering to take pictures or massage for that matter lol.
I would like to think your photoshoot pics are good if you paid for them, no we don't want to see them. If your happy with them that's all that matters."
I didn't pay for them. I won the photoshoot. Not sure I understand what you wrote though - I'm not offering my pictures for anyone to see on here. I only reply that to those guys who say they are photographers here on fab hoping to meet me. All pictures of me are fully clothed btw. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs?
They also double up as photographers
I get their offers at least once a week. But when I send them a picture from my photoshoot gallery asking if they can do better than that, they suddenly go quiet
LOL but for correctness, wasn't offering was simply stating pro photographer context of the post and that he is a pretty good masseuse also. Given that, doesn't come on these sites offering to take pictures or massage for that matter lol.
I would like to think your photoshoot pics are good if you paid for them, no we don't want to see them. If your happy with them that's all that matters.
I didn't pay for them. I won the photoshoot. Not sure I understand what you wrote though - I'm not offering my pictures for anyone to see on here. I only reply that to those guys who say they are photographers here on fab hoping to meet me. All pictures of me are fully clothed btw."
I was just saying for clarity in the context of the thread that my partner/bf is a pro photographer and is definitely not creepy or offering to take photographs just to get a meet that's all, unlike many on here.
The reason I said we didn't want to see them is i'm sure another thread, post would have slated us as pic hunters or collectors. Would never ask to see photos unless it was pre meeting.
Not sure why you mentioned they we fully clothed pic lol, I didn't ask, nor would I.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs?
They also double up as photographers
I get their offers at least once a week. But when I send them a picture from my photoshoot gallery asking if they can do better than that, they suddenly go quiet
LOL but for correctness, wasn't offering was simply stating pro photographer context of the post and that he is a pretty good masseuse also. Given that, doesn't come on these sites offering to take pictures or massage for that matter lol.
I would like to think your photoshoot pics are good if you paid for them, no we don't want to see them. If your happy with them that's all that matters.
I didn't pay for them. I won the photoshoot. Not sure I understand what you wrote though - I'm not offering my pictures for anyone to see on here. I only reply that to those guys who say they are photographers here on fab hoping to meet me. All pictures of me are fully clothed btw.
I was just saying for clarity in the context of the thread that my partner/bf is a pro photographer and is definitely not creepy or offering to take photographs just to get a meet that's all, unlike many on here.
The reason I said we didn't want to see them is i'm sure another thread, post would have slated us as pic hunters or collectors. Would never ask to see photos unless it was pre meeting.
Not sure why you mentioned they we fully clothed pic lol, I didn't ask, nor would I.
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Ok. But I didn't reply to your post. Nor did I mention anything about the real photographers. All I wrote about was my experience on fab.
G'day!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hahaha so many pro _asseurs and photographers (most of whom have photos of everything but themselves).
It’s very creepy - but it must work because I noticed that massage profiles always seem to have tons of verifications. Odd.
I’ve seen a fair few handymen on here too “any women need any jobs doing? Or need a lift?” |
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