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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People keep sending me their only photo of an penis that would put my Labrador off his food. Its the fastest way onto my block list. And yet, I have seen some beautiful ones. Would telling peeps their cock is ugly stop them sending them?
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God, one thing Fab has made me realise is how extraordinarily off putting some dicks are. However, telling them? Don’t think it would help OP as in my opinion all men think they have a beautiful one  |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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I’ve seen a lot of hairy bikers and a couple of turtles and everyday I’m amazed by some of the photograph effort folk put in. Like come on who wants to see a drizzled weeping cock over a toilet bowl with the remains of that mornings breakfast dripping down their leg.
I mush prefer to see a proud erection standing firm and with no aides or a firm bottom lightly tanned and incased in Green or flesh coloured panties hugging every crease and angle proudly displayed and saying come bite me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?......
It made me look differently at everyone for a long time. "
Really? I won’t be able to look at anyone the same now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?......
It made me look differently at everyone for a long time.
Really? I won’t be able to look at anyone the same now lol"
....makes looking at the endless cock pics we get more interesting at least. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think so.
One day a man was being pushy and sent a photo of his cock ( average not horrific) after I said not to send it. Mr Cagey popped in and replied “omg what’s wrong with it?!” He just quietly went away. Ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not that I’m seeing many cocks but I can’t imagine the pube ridden flaccid I see in the new photos get much action "
Or the ones I call “mole dick”. They frighten me. - Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not that I’m seeing many cocks but I can’t imagine the pube ridden flaccid I see in the new photos get much action
Or the ones I call “mole dick”. They frighten me. - Mrs "
Oh no, am I going to have nightmares, what’s a mole dick?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?......
It made me look differently at everyone for a long time. "
And apparently our lips (labia) are the same colour as our elbows. Not so attractive for some either, hey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?......
It made me look differently at everyone for a long time.
And apparently our lips (labia) are the same colour as our elbows. Not so attractive for some either, hey."
My brother has scabby elbows, it does not bode well for him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not that I’m seeing many cocks but I can’t imagine the pube ridden flaccid I see in the new photos get much action
Or the ones I call “mole dick”. They frighten me. - Mrs
Oh no, am I going to have nightmares, what’s a mole dick? "
I imagine it’s like a wee mouse/mole poking his head out his hairy wee bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?......
It made me look differently at everyone for a long time.
And apparently our lips (labia) are the same colour as our elbows. Not so attractive for some either, hey.
My brother has scabby elbows, it does not bode well for him "
If you were looking at your brothers labia I would think things arent boding well for either you lol lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?......
It made me look differently at everyone for a long time.
And apparently our lips (labia) are the same colour as our elbows. Not so attractive for some either, hey.
My brother has scabby elbows, it does not bode well for him
If you were looking at your brothers labia I would think things arent boding well for either you lol lol. "
I think you’d be right but I just continue through life thinking he has a flakey bellend and that he’s a tink lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?......
It made me look differently at everyone for a long time.
And apparently our lips (labia) are the same colour as our elbows. Not so attractive for some either, hey.
My brother has scabby elbows, it does not bode well for him
If you were looking at your brothers labia I would think things arent boding well for either you lol lol.
I think you’d be right but I just continue through life thinking he has a flakey bellend and that he’s a tink lol"
I'm just trying to imagine the scenario where you'd have to explain why you laugh at him for no reason at points in time because of this very conversation.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?......
It made me look differently at everyone for a long time.
And apparently our lips (labia) are the same colour as our elbows. Not so attractive for some either, hey.
My brother has scabby elbows, it does not bode well for him
If you were looking at your brothers labia I would think things arent boding well for either you lol lol.
I think you’d be right but I just continue through life thinking he has a flakey bellend and that he’s a tink lol
I'm just trying to imagine the scenario where you'd have to explain why you laugh at him for no reason at points in time because of this very conversation.
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It’s not uncommon for me to laugh at him though it’s all good lol |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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"Not that I’m seeing many cocks but I can’t imagine the pube ridden flaccid I see in the new photos get much action
Or the ones I call “mole dick”. They frighten me. - Mrs
Oh no, am I going to have nightmares, what’s a mole dick? "
A mole dick I presume is similar to what I would call a turtle cock Not a pleasant sight my dearie but luckily I do not have one. I more of a giraffe dick |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not that I’m seeing many cocks but I can’t imagine the pube ridden flaccid I see in the new photos get much action
Or the ones I call “mole dick”. They frighten me. - Mrs
Oh no, am I going to have nightmares, what’s a mole dick? "
It’s a small and wrinkled one, completely hidden in an overhang of foreskin but you can see the eye lol it’s just like a mole popping up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not that I’m seeing many cocks but I can’t imagine the pube ridden flaccid I see in the new photos get much action
Or the ones I call “mole dick”. They frighten me. - Mrs
Oh no, am I going to have nightmares, what’s a mole dick?
It’s a small and wrinkled one, completely hidden in an overhang of foreskin but you can see the eye lol it’s just like a mole popping up. "
Yeah someone I thought was a friend just sent me a pic. Seriously scary. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not that I’m seeing many cocks but I can’t imagine the pube ridden flaccid I see in the new photos get much action
Or the ones I call “mole dick”. They frighten me. - Mrs
Oh no, am I going to have nightmares, what’s a mole dick?
It’s a small and wrinkled one, completely hidden in an overhang of foreskin but you can see the eye lol it’s just like a mole popping up.
Yeah someone I thought was a friend just sent me a pic. Seriously scary."
I’m sorry I giggled. But now you know. It’s best to know what’s out there. |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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"Not that I’m seeing many cocks but I can’t imagine the pube ridden flaccid I see in the new photos get much action
Or the ones I call “mole dick”. They frighten me. - Mrs
Oh no, am I going to have nightmares, what’s a mole dick?
It’s a small and wrinkled one, completely hidden in an overhang of foreskin but you can see the eye lol it’s just like a mole popping up.
Yeah someone I thought was a friend just sent me a pic. Seriously scary."
Omg that’s it no cake for you tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I agree I have seen some awful penises on here and would not go there, but I would not be cruel enough to say anything. After all, they cannot help what they have. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do feel fortunate to have a nice one, gets a lot of compliments. Feel sorry for guys who do not have one but it is not the be all and end all, not everyone a dick fascist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg
I saw a similar thread about ladies vaginas and people were calling names for body shaming women!!
Double standards as ever on here"
Fair point. I apologise. I do think that calling women loose is much much different.
And if men stopped waving their cocks at me when I clearly said I didn’t want to see them I would not be an asshole.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People keep sending me their only photo of an penis that would put my Labrador off his food. Its the fastest way onto my block list. And yet, I have seen some beautiful ones. Would telling peeps their cock is ugly stop them sending them?
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We often take a little look on here to see awful cocks for a giggle. Some right minging ones (in the sense of unclean) get posted. But We’re harsh critics as K’s is fairly photogenic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've seen some especially ugly ones, some have spots(red base and yellow tipped ones). And found some with a really gross level of phimosis."
The amount of smegma encrusted cocks we’ve seen on here would shock even the most jaded person |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?......
It made me look differently at everyone for a long time. "
(Revisits the pics of every black guy I know..) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Debating whether my cock is ugly or not after seeing this thread now, wonder if mine has the (X factor) or not lol  also I guess it goes for some women’s pussys too? Some are bloody gorgeous |
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?......
It made me look differently at everyone for a long time. "
Well in that case my lips would be a lilac/purple colour. I'm pretty sure i'd have to be either dead or close to it to get them matching. My lips are quite pink.
I havent really looked at the colour difference in flaccid and erect. I have a spectrophotometer at work, but I think I might get into trouble if I was caught sticking my cock in it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I actually love the look of some cocks..some are mouth watering! Lol"
You are right some are. I am a good judge of penis attractiveness but am quite fussy with them, anything could put me off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not being big headed ( sorry for the pun) but I have been told my black cock is a nice looking tool 
It looks lush hun xx"
Thanks! Your pics are very pleasing on the eye  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?......
It made me look differently at everyone for a long time.
And apparently our lips (labia) are the same colour as our elbows. Not so attractive for some either, hey.
My brother has scabby elbows, it does not bode well for him "
Has your brother got a vagina?, wouldn't that be your sister?. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?......
It made me look differently at everyone for a long time.
And apparently our lips (labia) are the same colour as our elbows. Not so attractive for some either, hey.
My brother has scabby elbows, it does not bode well for him
If you were looking at your brothers labia I would think things arent boding well for either you lol lol. "
Haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do not show my cock anymore as its to ugly and small "
Yours isn't ugly and I've seen loads that are smaller, you just need to sort out the Pune jungle you have going on |
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To be honest as a Bi guy the cock really does have to be "in my opinion" nice. Just because it's big does not make it nice and if it isn't nice it won't be going in my mouth sorry. Luckily, me and the wife have very similar tastes in cocks so it's rare for us to squabble over one..  |
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Cannot speak on the broad spectrum of dicks../ however that must be rough AF. Your manhood in essence is deemed gross, ugly or maybe even worse a knob. Ha the world is a cruel place... that being said I know I’m well hung or VWE as the pros say but I often hear pretty... I mean I’ll take it but pretty seems kind of off for such a tool... but you feel free to message me if you want the sneak peek or maybe someone can convince me to make it the profile briefly so the crew can peep it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To be honest as a Bi guy the cock really does have to be "in my opinion" nice. Just because it's big does not make it nice and if it isn't nice it won't be going in my mouth sorry. Luckily, me and the wife have very similar tastes in cocks so it's rare for us to squabble over one.. "
That made me laugh, could imagine you squabbling over cocks instead of the washing up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i like a cock pic as much as the next guy bit some are ugly, and some pics just make me cringe, specificly the ones where the pubic hair is longer than the cock."
How would you rate mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i like a cock pic as much as the next guy bit some are ugly, and some pics just make me cringe, specificly the ones where the pubic hair is longer than the cock."
Don’t forget the long and/or dirty nails on the guys or suspicious white attachments on the penis head. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d appreciate the honesty op...
Some will see that as fishing some will see that for what it is...everyone wants to know what others think.
Also may spur a rise in better pics? Who knows . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing worse than the cock pictures with an object held next to it to show size, seen bottles of cola, mars bar (not a duo) even a roll on deodorant lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People keep sending me their only photo of an penis that would put my Labrador off his food. Its the fastest way onto my block list. And yet, I have seen some beautiful ones. Would telling peeps their cock is ugly stop them sending them?
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Haha yes I think it would |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well there isn't such a thing as a handsome cock. "
I've seen some beautiful cocks but I've also seen some which literally make me gag...and not in a good way either... |
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