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Agent Provocateur...what would you wear?
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By *ANWIDGES OP Couple
over a year ago
DONCASTER |
OK ladies i want you to imagine i'm climbing up your drain pipe with a dinner suit on (bit like James Bond)...
I smell of coconuts-Creed Virgin Island water.
Your in bed (4 poster obviously) and in my ruck sack i've got a spanking paddle, some handcuffs, big pot of lube, tin of beans and one of them We-Vibe things...
I want to know what you would be wearing for me from Agent Provocateur, i want you to swear at me when your telling me what your wearing, i want to be called 'Tiny' and i quite like 'Pathetic little man'
Oh and a few slaps to the face would do the trick (not sure if there's an icon for that)...
You can be as bossy as you like in this thread but i will warn you, push the right buttons and i might have to change gear, do a bit of big bad bossing myself...
Lets get kinky...
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
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Your in bed (4 poster obviously) and in my ruck sack i've got a spanking paddle, some handcuffs, big pot of lube, tin of beans and one of them We-Vibe things...
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You can keep your tin of beans  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your in bed (4 poster obviously) and in my ruck sack i've got a spanking paddle, some handcuffs, big pot of lube, tin of beans and one of them We-Vibe things...
You can keep your tin of beans "
lol no beans i have the four poster and the pip out side window here , lol i like the yellow set on there too i may ask for that at easter , lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well seeing as you're smelling of coconuts, i think :
a garland of flowers round my neck
two coconut halves over me chippy tits
and a long line grass skirt
hula hula baby  |
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By *ANWIDGES OP Couple
over a year ago
DONCASTER |
"Agent Provocateur Maitresse perfume ...... nothing else ...."
your the second person to mention this in as many days, might pop in and have a wiff, what does it smell like , flowers or food?
summet about women who smell like food that drives me crazy...
Oh and before you all start I don't mean beef burgers!
Someone should write to haribo and get them to do a fragrance...  |
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By *ANWIDGES OP Couple
over a year ago
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Your in bed (4 poster obviously) and in my ruck sack i've got a spanking paddle, some handcuffs, big pot of lube, tin of beans and one of them We-Vibe things...
Can't believe how many beanists there are on this forum !
You can keep your tin of beans "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ooo i say,like this one,the only thing id be wearing is the perfume and gold flaked body balm mmmmmmmm,you would be taking in the lovely stence all the way up my body,maybe not licking as it tastes like shit ! |
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By *ANWIDGES OP Couple
over a year ago
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"ooo i say,like this one,the only thing id be wearing is the perfume and gold flaked body balm mmmmmmmm,you would be taking in the lovely stence all the way up my body,maybe not licking as it tastes like shit ! "
Why does it taste like shit...
Have you been to a pooh party or Are you the only proper bossy boots on this forum about to give me an education in bitchness...
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By *ANWIDGES OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Lol im no bossy boots!! Commen knowledge....Perfume tastes like crap,my man always complains if ive sprayed near my boobs x  "
True...and it's also another reason why haribo should make perfume,totally skoffable...
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