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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Has anyone else tried using their hoover as a wanking aid, guys on their cocks and gals on their clits? Tried it the other day and all i can say is.....wow. theres actually a lot of porn incorporating this and iv a coupme of pics of my effort on my profile, good fun, and clean lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I’ve seen and nursed loads of men in hospital with degloving injuries of their penis. "
I’ve known of some interesting injuries to the penis when I worked with a doctors office. Some pretty horrific things all because they stick it places. Like once a treadmill  
Quite frightful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I’ve seen and nursed loads of men in hospital with degloving injuries of their penis.
I’ve known of some interesting injuries to the penis when I worked with a doctors office. Some pretty horrific things all because they stick it places. Like once a treadmill
Quite frightful. "
just proves guys will stick it in anything... |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
Dyson T7 is pretty good but suction release is a bit delayed
Dyson V8 , the pipe is too small to consume the entire length but will encompass the bell end and give you a good warble
I still would recommend Henry. He’s a good all rounder with a good capacity for any size. One word of warning should you have to release before turning off make sure you face the filter towards the curtains  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I’ve seen and nursed loads of men in hospital with degloving injuries of their penis.
I’ve known of some interesting injuries to the penis when I worked with a doctors office. Some pretty horrific things all because they stick it places. Like once a treadmill
Quite frightful. "
Oooooh Matron Matron......
Noel Edmonds used to have a thing on his show called the suck and blow challenge. Surprising what is allowed on Saturday night TV. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get both Henry and Hetty vacuums you got yourself a threesome and satisfy your attraction to appliances at the same time.
Answer to ops question.....not my thing"
Lol its a wanking device. |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
Gosport |
"Is this seriously a thing ??
I’ve seen loads of posts about it previously! Lol one was using a goat milking machine or something once  "
That might of been mine, in which case ues part of it was originally designed as a dairy milker but this part was modified by a specialist company to be made human safe, including the addition of vacuum releif valves to keep the pressure differential safe. The rest of the system was originally designed explicity as sex toys and it does a very good job when used but is a bit noisy to run when my neighbour is in.
In case anyone is actually interested rather than just looking to be critical of male orientated toys they don't understand I will try and explain below. The dairy milker is used to provide two regulated vacuum outputs. One of these is constant and the cycles between this pressure and near ambient pressure at a user controlled frequency. These vacuum supplies are connected to a hard walled suction pulsation tube designed to fit the users penis. This tube is lined with a silicone sleave which seals to the outer tube at the top and bottom. The fixed vacuum connects to a cap section at the top of the pulsator drawing air from inside the liner and the varied pressure vacuum line connects between the liner and outer tube. This causes the liner to contract inside the pulsator tube rhythmically. The penis is then inserted from the bottom of the pulsator tube inside the silicone liner. When the system is used with a good supply of lube and the pulsator suspended correctly the whole tube slides up and down on the penis as well whilst giving the sensation of repeatedly gently squeezing it at the same time. The system can be used for sensual self pleasure but can also be used in bondage sessions as unless it is stopped after orgasm it will keep the penis sufficiently hard to keep going. The sensation of being stimulated like this during the male refractory period is quiet intense especially if the receipient is on their second, third or fourth orgasm without a break.  |
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Over 40 years ago, I spat my tea all over the lawn when someone mentioned this. Apparently there was a design with the impeller on the incoming side before the bag and "injuries were reported" - in "product liability" cases in the United States (!!)
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By *l22Man
over a year ago
dorchester |
Have to agree with Scooter here, as a dairy farmer all my life I can say the milking machine with a pulsator included will cause no damage whatsoever, never seen any evidence of damage to the cows teats from any milking machine ever,,,,, and no I've never put my cock in one |
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