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stew and dumplings

By *ridgestock OP Couple over a year ago

derby

a couple of months ago a man from glasgow asked us did we want a meet on sunday night,so we arranged to meet him in a village pub a couple of miles away,he came in had a drink and said he had to deliver 2 motorbikes to donnington park that night,which is not far from away,the man had a drink and said he would be an hour,we waited there for him,after a short while we got a tx off him saying he wouldnt be able to meet us,because when he got to donnington park they had made him some stew and dumplings,then just to top it off,a man came in the pub and said he came walking down the lane,and there was a van parked up with a trailor with 2 motorbikes on,and the man in the front had a clowns mask on,and was wanking off,and got blasting out his cd player the song by rolf harris,two little boys,what about that for a numptie with a fetish,the mind boggles!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a couple of months ago a man from glasgow asked us did we want a meet on sunday night,so we arranged to meet him in a village pub a couple of miles away,he came in had a drink and said he had to deliver 2 motorbikes to donnington park that night,which is not far from away,the man had a drink and said he would be an hour,we waited there for him,after a short while we got a tx off him saying he wouldnt be able to meet us,because when he got to donnington park they had made him some stew and dumplings,then just to top it off,a man came in the pub and said he came walking down the lane,and there was a van parked up with a trailor with 2 motorbikes on,and the man in the front had a clowns mask on,and was wanking off,and got blasting out his cd player the song by rolf harris,two little boys,what about that for a numptie with a fetish,the mind boggles!!!"

umm......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

look its my van and rolf harris cd and if i want to do that i will!

sorry i just could tell you wernt rolf harris fans and wouldnt want to join in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i mean if he was into clowning around, the least he could have done was squirt you with his flower before he left !

but, i must say if someone had told me that there was a man wanking off wearing a clowns mask, i would have had to go and watch

if only to see if the doors fell off his van when he shot his load

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

least it were not jake the peg with the extra leg!!! lol

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

That's Glaswegians fir ye.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wtf ????

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By *ridgestock OP Couple over a year ago

derby

trust us he was a proper nut job

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

If someone told me that, I would have to go and look

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn't anyone think to nick the bikes and do one sharpish before the comedy flags of nations flew out the end of his cock???

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think you got off lightly, imagine if he put the clowns mask on half way through shagging you. Id completely freak out

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By *ridgestock OP Couple over a year ago

derby

"I think you got off lightly, imagine if he put the clowns mask on half way through shagging you. Id completely freak out"
the best place for him was broadmoor,he shouldnt be out without his doctor!!

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I think you got off lightly, imagine if he put the clowns mask on half way through shagging you. Id completely freak out"

Omg imagine! Be like shagging IT.

Proper scary thought

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