LB...finger, toys of various sizes, butt plug.
P...fingers, toys of various sizes, butt plug, a cock, a cock and a toy and occasionally two cocks. Obviously the last two are very much dependent on the sizes of said cocks and toys. |
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Cocks, huge dildos, both dommes fists, other fists, fist dildo, courgette, cucumber, squash, a toilet brush (long story), a foot and most recently a speculum |
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"Cocks, huge dildos, both dommes fists, other fists, fist dildo, courgette, cucumber, squash, a toilet brush (long story), a foot and most recently a speculum "
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"An endoscope??
Some chap wants me to tell you that an endoscope goes down a colonoscopy goes up. "
Gastroscopy is down.... Endoscope is generic term for either. If we're going to be pedants.. personally had both on several occasions  |
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over a year ago
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"An endoscope??
Some chap wants me to tell you that an endoscope goes down a colonoscopy goes up.
Gastroscopy is down.... Endoscope is generic term for either. If we're going to be pedants.. personally had both on several occasions "
Dont shoot the messenger handsome x |
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"An endoscope??
Some chap wants me to tell you that an endoscope goes down a colonoscopy goes up.
Gastroscopy is down.... Endoscope is generic term for either. If we're going to be pedants.. personally had both on several occasions "
What about a flexi sigmoidoscopy? Lol. |
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Two cocks, fist, fist & cock (being wanked inside me), courgette, aubergine, pool balls, heavy gauge chain.
I'm thinking of investing in some of those stainless steel petanque balls. Love the way you could play with the temperature and the sheer weight of them sounds good.
Had various sex toys and a speculum. A big challenge is the XL Kong dog toy. That takes some practice! |
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"So what have you had/put in your bums"
Fingers, cocks, butt plugs and dildos of varying sizes. I draw the line at fisting and whale cock dildos. I have nice black eight inch dildo at the moment that does the trick nicely. |
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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago
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"Two cocks, fist, fist & cock (being wanked inside me), courgette, aubergine, pool balls, heavy gauge chain.
I'm thinking of investing in some of those stainless steel petanque balls. Love the way you could play with the temperature and the sheer weight of them sounds good.
Had various sex toys and a speculum. A big challenge is the XL Kong dog toy. That takes some practice!"
I will never look at my dog’s toy in the same way now lol |
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"Couple of nights ago, in my car my new friend slid a 4d Cell Maglite up my arse.
It was rather -------------- illuminating   "
Did your new friend have a light bulb moment?
I think he is just a flasher.... |
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"A piece of ginger.
Wouldnt that be a bit burny?
Something that sounds like it would have name and an interesting entry in the urban dictionary. "
Someone posted in the forum a few minutes before this one about doing it. Ive never done it just thought would funny. Its call "figging" and its ment to burn. Your ment to put ginger up the bum and then get spanked. The burning sensation takes away the pain of the spanking. Not really my cup of ginger tea. |
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