This is easy to solve with a simple 3 part testing regime:
Part 1: Are you in Cypress? If yes, proceed to part 2. If No proceed to part 3.
Part 2: Open door, walk out door look about while you continue to walk in random directions -if you see someone, problem solved.
Part 3: Look up number of Cypress Hotel online. Phone said number. If no reply, repeat process with a different hotel. If someone replies and you can positively prove through the Turing test that they are indeed human, then problem solved.
Part 4: If noone is found through exhaustive use of the above two tests, it can be safely assumed that there is indeed noone there. |
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"Cyprus or Cypress?
If youre going to take the piss out of an OP, get your spelling straight 
Cyprus is a country. "Cypress" are trees - just sayin. 
You never know -he could be sitting in a tree."
Thats true - he could be making an 'ash of things |
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"Cyprus or Cypress?
If youre going to take the piss out of an OP, get your spelling straight
Cyprus is a country. "Cypress" are trees - just sayin.
You never know -he could be sitting in a tree.
Thats true - he could be making an 'ash of things "
Or maybe it's just a simple case of not being ablle to see the wood for the trees? |
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"Branching out to different countries.....
I'm in San Francisco!
Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?
Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi"
Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post! |
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"Branching out to different countries.....
I'm in San Francisco!
Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?
Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi
Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post! "
Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA. |
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"Branching out to different countries.....
I'm in San Francisco!
Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?
Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi
Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!
Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA."
Thats treemendous! |
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"Branching out to different countries.....
I'm in San Francisco!
Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?
Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi
Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!
Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA.
Thats treemendous! "
Yes he decided to put down roots there a few years ago and his life is blooming.. |
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"Branching out to different countries.....
I'm in San Francisco!
Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?
Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi
Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!
Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA.
Thats treemendous!
Yes he decided to put down roots there a few years ago and his life is blooming.."
Better watch out for that Eric feller and his Suzi then -I hear it's a chopper |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Anybody in Cyprus this week?
Try this in the World Wide forum and good luck
Is that a broad leaf species?"
Not that I'm aware of, not very good at trees, but it may help him find what he is looking for
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Branching out to different countries.....
I'm in San Francisco!
Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?
Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi
Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!
Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA.
Thats treemendous!
Yes he decided to put down roots there a few years ago and his life is blooming..
Better watch out for that Eric feller and his Suzi then -I hear it's a chopper"
Think I saw him on the BEECH |
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"Branching out to different countries.....
I'm in San Francisco!
Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?
Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi
Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!
Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA.
Thats treemendous!
Yes he decided to put down roots there a few years ago and his life is blooming..
Better watch out for that Eric feller and his Suzi then -I hear it's a chopper
Think I saw him on the BEECH "
Pffft - wayyyyy behind the times! Did that one ages ago lol.
You need birched for stealing my pun! |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Branching out to different countries.....
I'm in San Francisco!
Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?
Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi
Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!
Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA.
Thats treemendous!
Yes he decided to put down roots there a few years ago and his life is blooming..
Better watch out for that Eric feller and his Suzi then -I hear it's a chopper
Think I saw him on the BEECH
Pffft - wayyyyy behind the times! Did that one ages ago lol.
You need birched for stealing my pun! "
Shaddap acorn dick  |
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"Branching out to different countries.....
I'm in San Francisco!
Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?
Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi
Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!
Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA.
Thats treemendous!
Yes he decided to put down roots there a few years ago and his life is blooming..
Better watch out for that Eric feller and his Suzi then -I hear it's a chopper
Think I saw him on the BEECH
Pffft - wayyyyy behind the times! Did that one ages ago lol.
You need birched for stealing my pun!
Shaddap acorn dick "
D'OH! Im pining for you now!  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Branching out to different countries.....
I'm in San Francisco!
Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?
Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi
Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!
Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA.
Thats treemendous!
Yes he decided to put down roots there a few years ago and his life is blooming..
Better watch out for that Eric feller and his Suzi then -I hear it's a chopper
Think I saw him on the BEECH
Pffft - wayyyyy behind the times! Did that one ages ago lol.
You need birched for stealing my pun!
Shaddap acorn dick
D'OH! Im pining for you now! "
Ahhh that old chestnut. You wood say that!  |
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By *uckfunCouple
over a year ago
North Coast |
"Anybody in Cyprus this week?"
Open fab on phone, click ‘see who’s near’
Boom job done, any UK fabbers (if you have your search set to UK) close by will appear.
We’ve done it in Portugal, Fuerteventura and Tybee Island in the US. Amazing how many UK fabbers are close by when you’re abroad. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Anybody in Cyprus this week?
Open fab on phone, click ‘see who’s near’
Boom job done, any UK fabbers (if you have your search set to UK) close by will appear.
We’ve done it in Portugal, Fuerteventura and Tybee Island in the US. Amazing how many UK fabbers are close by when you’re abroad."
That varies wildly in the United States. My nearest fabbers are often hundreds of miles away..... |
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