If you and another person enter the same toilet cubicle in marks and spencers cafe loos, how long will you have before security arrive and ask you what the hell you think you are doing? A),30 minutes, b), 15 mins, c) 5 minutes? |
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"If you and another person enter the same toilet cubicle in marks and spencers cafe loos, how long will you have before security arrive and ask you what the hell you think you are doing? A),30 minutes, b), 15 mins, c) 5 minutes?"
I reckon 30 minutes, I worked in a marksies for a bit, not sure anyone would have been too bothered  |
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"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Is it an African or a European swallow?
This made me happy"
It’ll also make a difference if there’s a coconut tied between them |
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"How do I get ketchup out of my carpet??
Fresh or an old ketchup stain?
Let's go with new...."
Scrape up as much as you can, the dab with a cloth that’s been soaked in a 5% fairy liquid & water mix.
Once the colour is gone, dab dry with a clean cloth |
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By *manaWoman
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"How do I get ketchup out of my carpet??
Fresh or an old ketchup stain?
Let's go with new....
Scrape up as much as you can, the dab with a cloth that’s been soaked in a 5% fairy liquid & water mix.
Once the colour is gone, dab dry with a clean cloth"
Gotta love the internet huh?  |
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"How do I get ketchup out of my carpet??
Fresh or an old ketchup stain?
Let's go with new....
Scrape up as much as you can, the dab with a cloth that’s been soaked in a 5% fairy liquid & water mix.
Once the colour is gone, dab dry with a clean cloth
Gotta love the internet huh? "
I’ve had to clean up messes like it more than once. 
No idea how to clean up dried in ones though |
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