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over a year ago
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"Just in from work. It's been manic. Don't know whether to have a therapeutic wank before I go to bed or wait till I get up later and have one when I'm less tired. Choices, choices."
I would suggest a power wank now, and then treat yourself to a romantic wank later.
Light some candles, put on some Barry white, a little spray of aftershave and go to town! |
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"Just in from work. It's been manic. Don't know whether to have a therapeutic wank before I go to bed or wait till I get up later and have one when I'm less tired. Choices, choices.
I would suggest a power wank now, and then treat yourself to a romantic wank later.
Light some candles, put on some Barry white, a little spray of aftershave and go to town!"
I like your suggestion, makes perfect sense. Could I swap Barry White for Marvin Gaye for the romantic wank and have a bit of Motorhead for the power wank though? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just in from work. It's been manic. Don't know whether to have a therapeutic wank before I go to bed or wait till I get up later and have one when I'm less tired. Choices, choices.
I would suggest a power wank now, and then treat yourself to a romantic wank later.
Light some candles, put on some
Barry white, a little spray of aftershave and go to town! I like your suggestion, makes perfect sense. Could I swap Barry White for Marvin Gaye for the romantic wank and have a bit of Motorhead for the power wank though?"
I can allow Gaye for white, and motorhead is the perfect choice for power wanking!!
I was thinking Iron maiden, but motorhead is better |
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"Just in from work. It's been manic. Don't know whether to have a therapeutic wank before I go to bed or wait till I get up later and have one when I'm less tired. Choices, choices.
I would suggest a power wank now, and then treat yourself to a romantic wank later.
Light some candles, put on some
Barry white, a little spray of aftershave and go to town! I like your suggestion, makes perfect sense. Could I swap Barry White for Marvin Gaye for the romantic wank and have a bit of Motorhead for the power wank though?
I can allow Gaye for white, and motorhead is the perfect choice for power wanking!!
I was thinking Iron maiden, but motorhead is better "
Cant beat a power wank to "Ace of Spades". You get a good rhythm going... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just in from work. It's been manic. Don't know whether to have a therapeutic wank before I go to bed or wait till I get up later and have one when I'm less tired. Choices, choices.
I would suggest a power wank now, and then treat yourself to a romantic wank later.
Light some candles, put on some
Barry white, a little spray of aftershave and go to town! I like your suggestion, makes perfect sense. Could I swap Barry White for Marvin Gaye for the romantic wank and have a bit of Motorhead for the power wank though?
I can allow Gaye for white, and motorhead is the perfect choice for power wanking!!
I was thinking Iron maiden, but motorhead is better Cant beat a power wank to "Ace of Spades". You get a good rhythm going..."
Be careful that you don't get carried away though and remove skin with friction |
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"Just in from work. It's been manic. Don't know whether to have a therapeutic wank before I go to bed or wait till I get up later and have one when I'm less tired. Choices, choices.
I would suggest a power wank now, and then treat yourself to a romantic wank later.
Light some candles, put on some
Barry white, a little spray of aftershave and go to town! I like your suggestion, makes perfect sense. Could I swap Barry White for Marvin Gaye for the romantic wank and have a bit of Motorhead for the power wank though?
I can allow Gaye for white, and motorhead is the perfect choice for power wanking!!
I was thinking Iron maiden, but motorhead is better Cant beat a power wank to "Ace of Spades". You get a good rhythm going...
Be careful that you don't get carried away though and remove skin with friction "
Two words. Baby. Lotion.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just in from work. It's been manic. Don't know whether to have a therapeutic wank before I go to bed or wait till I get up later and have one when I'm less tired. Choices, choices.
I would suggest a power wank now, and then treat yourself to a romantic wank later.
Light some candles, put on some
Barry white, a little spray of aftershave and go to town! I like your suggestion, makes perfect sense. Could I swap Barry White for Marvin Gaye for the romantic wank and have a bit of Motorhead for the power wank though?
I can allow Gaye for white, and motorhead is the perfect choice for power wanking!!
I was thinking Iron maiden, but motorhead is better Cant beat a power wank to "Ace of Spades". You get a good rhythm going...
Be careful that you don't get carried away though and remove skin with friction Two words. Baby. Lotion.."
It's great during, but really shit after though! All that cleaning up sort of ruins the wank |
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"Just in from work. It's been manic. Don't know whether to have a therapeutic wank before I go to bed or wait till I get up later and have one when I'm less tired. Choices, choices.
I would suggest a power wank now, and then treat yourself to a romantic wank later.
Light some candles, put on some
Barry white, a little spray of aftershave and go to town! I like your suggestion, makes perfect sense. Could I swap Barry White for Marvin Gaye for the romantic wank and have a bit of Motorhead for the power wank though?
I can allow Gaye for white, and motorhead is the perfect choice for power wanking!!
I was thinking Iron maiden, but motorhead is better Cant beat a power wank to "Ace of Spades". You get a good rhythm going...
Be careful that you don't get carried away though and remove skin with friction Two words. Baby. Lotion..
It's great during, but really shit after though! All that cleaning up sort of ruins the wank"
Cant argue with you there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And if it gets on the sofa it's a nightmare Out of the shower, sit on the towel. Clean up with the towel and chuck it in the washer, sorted."
My bathroom is too small, I'd keep banging my arm on the wall |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just in from work. It's been manic. Don't know whether to have a therapeutic wank before I go to bed or wait till I get up later and have one when I'm less tired. Choices, choices.
I would suggest a power wank now, and then treat yourself to a romantic wank later.
Light some candles, put on some Barry white, a little spray of aftershave and go to town! I like your suggestion, makes perfect sense. Could I swap Barry White for Marvin Gaye for the romantic wank and have a bit of Motorhead for the power wank though?"
Motorhead? I would be worried about injuring myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today's a great day for a "danger wank"  what are you calling a danger wank?
Driving at the same time, it's an acquired skill  "
how do you explain to the insurance the way you got your points on your driving license? |
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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago
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"Today's a great day for a "danger wank" what are you calling a danger wank?
Driving at the same time, it's an acquired skill how do you explain to the insurance the way you got your points on your driving license?"
My response was just a joke, seriously guys and girls, no wanking at the wheel!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today's a great day for a "danger wank" what are you calling a danger wank?
Driving at the same time, it's an acquired skill how do you explain to the insurance the way you got your points on your driving license?
My response was just a joke, seriously guys and girls, no wanking at the wheel!! "
it was all a joke. |
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