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Toilet paper.....use of...?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too....  "
It's a woman thing mate, mines the same! In this world of economising, loo roll don't count! |
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Mrs here! If I'm out of the house and need to actually sit on a loo seat (I normally hover! And yes I know you shouldn't) I cover the whole seat with loo paper, you can't trust people to be clean! |
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Strangely I was working out my loo roll consumption just the other day. 25 weeks in my flat and three lots of nine rolls, only just started third pack so less than one roll a week.
Not bragging here but occasionally I have a mast friend staying which makes my loo roll usage even more impressive! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too.... "
Does my head in. Sheets of it under every pilllow and up PJ sleeves, in pockets, bedside tables. Almost inevitably some ends up in the washing and it goes everywhere. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At least she using it. Had a housemate and got fed up of him using mine so I hid it. He never replaced it than had to hide the handwash as that started to disappear too.
Oh and anything above 3 ply is dreadful on the drains |
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By *stoppMan
over a year ago
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Buy the thin stuff like they have at premier inn and Mac Donald’s. But seriously I’m thinking theirs less sheets on a four ply roll than say a two ply roll.
All so I noticed the cardboard tube diameter is larger in some rolls hence less paper on the roll. |
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"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too.... "
I know what you mean! I go through a roll in about a month (I live alone), when I had my regular fb, I’d go through a roll every 2 weeks, when I lived with my ex, every day it two!!!
And don’t get me wrong, I’m not skimpy. 2 squares after I’ve had a wee, 3 times 2 squares after a poo!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too.... It's a woman thing mate, mines the same! In this world of economising, loo roll don't count!"
Not just a woman thing boys. Nothing worse than leaving the bog with a sticky arse. Do it right. |
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"Mate have you not yet learned “happy wife, happy life”?
Monitoring her paper usage will not make her happy "
I understand what you are saying totally,but her useage is out of control....i need to take urgent steps....lol.. |
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Well sorry but we have to wipe for both kinds of visits. And sorry to be graphic but often have to wipe lady bits and the butt hole too as it can dribble down hahaha. Either way. Stop whinging and live with it. It ain’t changing mate   |
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years and years ago a maintenance guy at the offices I worked in complained about the number of times he had to restock the loo roll in the ladies
"I don't know what you women do with it?"
was his complaint
One lady stepped up and told him exactly what we do with it. He never complained again  |
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"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too.... "
Thats the difference between men and women isn't it!
Men are happy to walk round with a shitty arse.  |
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"Well sorry but we have to wipe for both kinds of visits. And sorry to be graphic but often have to wipe lady bits and the butt hole too as it can dribble down hahaha. Either way. Stop whinging and live with it. It ain’t changing mate "
2 pieces folded flat is more than sufficient on either wipe.. |
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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago
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"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too....
Thats the difference between men and women isn't it!
Men are happy to walk round with a shitty arse. "
PMSL there is truth in that |
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"(Mrs)
WHY are men not using as much as us?
I dread to think  "
Because there is No need to use 6-8 pieces at a time,when two will do a good job each wipe and i have OCD on personal hygiene in which Helen will concur... you have to think of the Trees...  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Ladies have a bigger surface area to wipe with a lady garden and not just the end of a knob.....!
That all depends on the size of the actual lady garden as they do all differ... "
Agreed but there is a larger surface area that will generally get wetter than a man having a wee..... |
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that's where the phrase "wrong end of the stick" comes from. Monarchs such as Henry VIII had a "groom of the stool" who was a man that would wipe his bum with cloth or sponge on the end of a stick. There would be an assistant too and if one of them got mixed up passing the stick from one to the other the unlucky one would get "the wrong end or shitty end of the stick" |
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"that's where the phrase "wrong end of the stick" comes from. Monarchs such as Henry VIII had a "groom of the stool" who was a man that would wipe his bum with cloth or sponge on the end of a stick. There would be an assistant too and if one of them got mixed up passing the stick from one to the other the unlucky one would get "the wrong end or shitty end of the stick""
And shortly after, marigolds were invented! |
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"that's where the phrase "wrong end of the stick" comes from. Monarchs such as Henry VIII had a "groom of the stool" who was a man that would wipe his bum with cloth or sponge on the end of a stick. There would be an assistant too and if one of them got mixed up passing the stick from one to the other the unlucky one would get "the wrong end or shitty end of the stick"
And shortly after, marigolds were invented!"
And shortly after that the grooms of the stool said "you know what Your Majesty, keep your job" |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"that's where the phrase "wrong end of the stick" comes from. Monarchs such as Henry VIII had a "groom of the stool" who was a man that would wipe his bum with cloth or sponge on the end of a stick. There would be an assistant too and if one of them got mixed up passing the stick from one to the other the unlucky one would get "the wrong end or shitty end of the stick""
Learn something new everyday!! |
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"Ladies have a bigger surface area to wipe with a lady garden and not just the end of a knob.....!
That all depends on the size of the actual lady garden as they do all differ...
Agreed but there is a larger surface area that will generally get wetter than a man having a wee..... "
Actually the urethra on a female is pretty much the same size as a male,even the opening,it's just yours that gets everywhere,which leads to over useage of toilet tissue.... |
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"4 ply is horrid. Pack of 9 will just about last a week at mine, pack of 9 3ply will last over 2 weeks. "
You are clearly using far too much toilet tissue aswel...it just has to Stop...limit yourself girl... |
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"Would you rather she drip or crust dry!?
S(m)
2 pieces is more than sufficient...
To be fair you do need three sheets, one to wipe, one to clean and one to polish  "
Seem to remember this in a comedy sketch as the Warder (or should that be Prison Officer) handed out the sheets as the prisoners filed past with the mantra "One up, one down, one to polish" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do men use it? I though they just pissed on the seat and floor and didn't bother with wiping their backsides so they could achieve skid marks in their 3 day old pants.  |
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"Do men use it? I though they just pissed on the seat and floor and didn't bother with wiping their backsides so they could achieve skid marks in their 3 day old pants. "
Lol...that is Gross....change hipsters twice daily and use 2 pieces to each wipe when necessary and always wipe the rim.....well trained... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do men use it? I though they just pissed on the seat and floor and didn't bother with wiping their backsides so they could achieve skid marks in their 3 day old pants.
Lol...that is Gross....change hipsters twice daily and use 2 pieces to each wipe when necessary and always wipe the rim.....well trained... "
There is only one reason someone "change hipsters twice daily" and that's soiling the first pair  |
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"Do men use it? I though they just pissed on the seat and floor and didn't bother with wiping their backsides so they could achieve skid marks in their 3 day old pants.
Lol...that is Gross....change hipsters twice daily and use 2 pieces to each wipe when necessary and always wipe the rim.....well trained...
There is only one reason someone "change hipsters twice daily" and that's soiling the first pair "
Again..that is Gross,one has Never soiled his Hipsters in any way whatoever....as yet... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you dry it out in the oven and reuse it ?
Or sell it on some dodgy website ?
Gross....lol...it just seems we use a roll every 2 days and there is only 2 of us and it's 4 ply.... "
Got a thing for 4 ply have you |
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"Could you dry it out in the oven and reuse it ?
Or sell it on some dodgy website ?
Gross....lol...it just seems we use a roll every 2 days and there is only 2 of us and it's 4 ply....
Got a thing for 4 ply have you "
Yes,it's a barrier incase fingers break the tissue....be prepared... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She’s probably doing a shit and doesn’t want any on her hand. I scrunch so go through a bit, some people fold and granted it’s more economical but the risk factor is massively increased. When I’m abroad I use the bottom wash and pat dry. Saves a bit I suppose but it’s not mine anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can never have enough of bog roll... Especially when it runs out! That's why I always carry tissues and wet wipes in my handbags.
You sound like another one who abuses a toilet roll... "
Not abuse.. but you gotta wipe that ass clean, right? |
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"You can never have enough of bog roll... Especially when it runs out! That's why I always carry tissues and wet wipes in my handbags.
You sound like another one who abuses a toilet roll...
Not abuse.. but you gotta wipe that ass clean, right? "
Yes agree,but it does not take fifty pieces to do both....it's all about technique dont you know.... |
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True story. We actually had to request toilet tissue from the school office, jumping from one leg to another, when I was at school in Wales. After being made to wait a suitable length of time, we were finally issued 6 sheets of 'Izal', which could actually set your arse on fire with friction if used too hard.
When I complained about this to my schoolmates, one said that at his previous school 4 sheets were considered sufficient. 'One up, one down, one up and down and a final polish'.
God it were tough. But it made men of us.
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"True story. We actually had to request toilet tissue from the school office, jumping from one leg to another, when I was at school in Wales. After being made to wait a suitable length of time, we were finally issued 6 sheets of 'Izal', which could actually set your arse on fire with friction if used too hard.
When I complained about this to my schoolmates, one said that at his previous school 4 sheets were considered sufficient. 'One up, one down, one up and down and a final polish'.
God it were tough. But it made men of us.
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I should buy Izal for Helen,then she would not use so much... |
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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago
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"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too.... It's a woman thing mate, mines the same! In this world of economising, loo roll don't count!"
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God knows what they do with it, it's the same in our house |
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"What is it with the Female partner/Wife using shed loads of toilet paper every use...?....and it's 4ply too.... It's a woman thing mate, mines the same! In this world of economising, loo roll don't count!
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God knows what they do with it, it's the same in our house "
I feel your pain.. |
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