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By *lick9 OP Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
I saw something on TV a week or so ago about a sex act called goldfishing. I cannot actually believe its true. Does anyone know if it is or not or heard of any other strange sexual acts |
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over a year ago
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"I saw something on TV a week or so ago about a sex act called goldfishing. I cannot actually believe its true. Does anyone know if it is or not or heard of any other strange sexual acts "
Is it wanking whist you’ve got your fishing rod in the fish tank ? |
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"I saw something on TV a week or so ago about a sex act called goldfishing. I cannot actually believe its true. Does anyone know if it is or not or heard of any other strange sexual acts
Is it wanking whist you’ve got your fishing rod in the fish tank ? "
No, that's "Garden-gnoming"  |
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By *lick9 OP Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"Shirley Conran - lace circa 1990
- inserting goldfish into a woman and the fluttering cause orgasm..... "
I guess that's one use the other suggested one was putting in a guts arse and hitting his prostate. Same difference I guess lol |
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The Urban Dictionary is your friend.
1. When someone is so messed up, they head in one direction with a goal in mind but half-way there, forget that goal and wander off in a random direction with or without another goal in mind. Term comes from goldfish in an aquarium acting the same way due to their seconds-long memory.
2.A common occurrence at rock and hardcore shows where an audience member will attempt to mouth along to the song being played but having no idea what the words are. They will often simply open and close their lips in a manner similar to a goldfish.
3. Similar to catfishing, where a fake person is created to lure people in, goldfishing is when someone fakes being wealthy in order to find romantic partners.
This is especially true of middle-aged men, who use expensive leased cars to hopefully find a 20-something gold digger. Basically the reason anyone would do this is because they're too insecure in their own socioeconomic standing, and feel the need to act like someone they're not.
4.The act of "gold fishing" is define as, when a person who has water poured containing one or more "G*** F*** into their anus and removes them by anal insertion of some kind. Asterisks because the act is probably illegal
5. When a man masturbates, ejaculates skyward, and then attempts to catch his own airborne gob of semen in his mouth. This act is known as goldfishing for the manner in which a goldfish patiently awaits his feeding while swimming vertically, mouth ajar. Men who goldfish tend to be unpleasant, lonely, and simple human beings.
6. Used when you're forgetting something or have forgotten something. In reference to goldfishes' short/nonexistent memory.
7 goldfishsex (not gold fishing) A spontaneous erection of the male penis, usually the result of something completely non-sequitur, such as thinking about goldfish |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"The Urban Dictionary is your friend.
1. When someone is so messed up, they head in one direction with a goal in mind but half-way there, forget that goal and wander off in a random direction with or without another goal in mind. Term comes from goldfish in an aquarium acting the same way due to their seconds-long memory.
2.A common occurrence at rock and hardcore shows where an audience member will attempt to mouth along to the song being played but having no idea what the words are. They will often simply open and close their lips in a manner similar to a goldfish.
3. Similar to catfishing, where a fake person is created to lure people in, goldfishing is when someone fakes being wealthy in order to find romantic partners.
This is especially true of middle-aged men, who use expensive leased cars to hopefully find a 20-something gold digger. Basically the reason anyone would do this is because they're too insecure in their own socioeconomic standing, and feel the need to act like someone they're not.
4.The act of "gold fishing" is define as, when a person who has water poured containing one or more "G*** F*** into their anus and removes them by anal insertion of some kind. Asterisks because the act is probably illegal
5. When a man masturbates, ejaculates skyward, and then attempts to catch his own airborne gob of semen in his mouth. This act is known as goldfishing for the manner in which a goldfish patiently awaits his feeding while swimming vertically, mouth ajar. Men who goldfish tend to be unpleasant, lonely, and simple human beings.
6. Used when you're forgetting something or have forgotten something. In reference to goldfishes' short/nonexistent memory.
7 goldfishsex (not gold fishing) A spontaneous erection of the male penis, usually the result of something completely non-sequitur, such as thinking about goldfish"
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You could have got PPI back if had a Goldfish credit card.
It's probably inserting live gold fish into an orifice and hope they survive the experience while you orgasm. Nemo's safe he's clown.
xxx Carassius Auratus, I'm a pisces. Float... float on.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shirley Conran - lace circa 1990
- inserting goldfish into a woman and the fluttering cause orgasm..... "
 nope! As avid aquaria keepers, nope nope nope!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Warmed the cockles of my heart this thread.
It's the plaice to be.
Cod knows what it is though (I thought the Shirley Conran, Lace book thingy with the goldfish up her fifi) |
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"I remember an old German 1980s porn film doing the rounds where a lady (for use of a better word) put a dead, smoked Mackrell in a condom and then had a hearty wank"
Why does this ring a bell? I vaguely remember seeing this. Just reminded me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wonder, if we ever encountered intelligent life forms, how would they consider us?
"Hey, avoid the Earthlings, they have holes, and they like to put living beings into their holes" |
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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago
Bristol East |
A court case a few years ago.
A guy at a party in North East regurgitated a gold fish and spat into toilet.
Film on social media.
He was convicted of cruelty.
Apparently, if it's got a spine, the law says you cannot be cruel.
Just sayin'
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Maybe he needs to mullet over