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over a year ago
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Tbh there has only been one not so much that the sex was really bad, but more the fact that we had arranged to meet at a club, and they were at least two hours late,
And by the time they got there we were a bit pissed off, just put a deflated spin on the night which seem to have a knock on to the sex!! |
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"The one where he got a tad over excited...I got my bra off and that was us done..not an issue til he declared he was content and went home  "
This reminded me of a time we set up a couple of friends who were looking for sex. Male and female.
She said no clothes were removed and he climaxed in his trousers with the initial foreplay
He was the subject of all the jokes for a long while after that  |
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"The one where he got a tad over excited...I got my bra off and that was us done..not an issue til he declared he was content and went home
This reminded me of a time we set up a couple of friends who were looking for sex. Male and female.
She said no clothes were removed and he climaxed in his trousers with the initial foreplay
He was the subject of all the jokes for a long while after that "
Oh dear ... Time for a sharp exit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The one who thought he could make me squirt by rubbing my clit really hard and fast then lectured me on how it works when I asked him politely to be more gentle. Clothes were back on and that was that encounter over! |
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over a year ago
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The one time I was irresponsible and slept with a Nigerian lady in Dubai without protection. She was lovely and great but the regret / worrying wait for the STI test to come back was nerve-racking.
My fault tbh... |
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over a year ago
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One that I drove nearly thirty miles to play with a very petite lady who'd never had children,her pussy was so tight that I struggled to get my cock in her & came as soon as it went in. I was in & out of her house in fifteen minutes ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The one that came 4 times in 20 mins. I hardly had to touch him and off he went again.
I sent him home and finished myself off."
Was he Jim from American Pie ?!? |
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over a year ago
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"One that I drove nearly thirty miles to play with a very petite lady who'd never had children,her pussy was so tight that I struggled to get my cock in her & came as soon as it went in. I was in & out of her house in fifteen minutes ! "
so it was her fault you came too quick because her pussy was too tight?  |
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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago
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"One that I drove nearly thirty miles to play with a very petite lady who'd never had children,her pussy was so tight that I struggled to get my cock in her & came as soon as it went in. I was in & out of her house in fifteen minutes ! so it was her fault you came too quick because her pussy was too tight? "
Yeah, he’s only happy if he’s throwing sausages up the M1 |
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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago
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"The one where he got a tad over excited...I got my bra off and that was us done..not an issue til he declared he was content and went home
I'm crying here...dear dear"
He can't understand why I've declined a second meet... after 8 months |
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"One that I drove nearly thirty miles to play with a very petite lady who'd never had children,her pussy was so tight that I struggled to get my cock in her & came as soon as it went in. I was in & out of her house in fifteen minutes ! so it was her fault you came too quick because her pussy was too tight?
Yeah, he’s only happy if he’s throwing sausages up the M1"
No not her fault at all just how it was.I guess I was not relaxed enough. |
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"One that I drove nearly thirty miles to play with a very petite lady who'd never had children,her pussy was so tight that I struggled to get my cock in her & came as soon as it went in. I was in & out of her house in fifteen minutes ! so it was her fault you came too quick because her pussy was too tight?
Yeah, he’s only happy if he’s throwing sausages up the M1
No not her fault at all just how it was.I guess I was not relaxed enough."
sounds as if you were too relaxed |
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"The one where he got a tad over excited...I got my bra off and that was us done..not an issue til he declared he was content and went home
I'm crying here...dear dear
He can't understand why I've declined a second meet... after 8 months "
Mmn had similar in my early days on here, from hi to bye took 15 mins max...  |
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My ex. Seven months after she cheated on me,and two months after I managed to pick up the pieces and move on. I met her at a party at a common friend's house, got d*unk, ended up following her home and sleeping with her, throwing away months of resolution, of "I don't need that bitch in my life" and so on. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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My xwife got pissed at a Xmas do & was shagging. Guys gf caught them, comes to ours & wakes me up, big confrontation back at theirs "Don't bother coming home, you no longer live there etc"
Retaliatory shag with his gf the same night (she was fit!) Took me six months to get her out the bloody house & she was a head case to boot.
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The one where I invited back the next day for a MF after a great MFM the night before. He didn’t bring any condoms (claimed he couldn’t get a small packet) and got all annoyed as to why we had disposed of the one condom he had left behind from the previous night. Not to mention, telling me to get the corset off in such a way that he had approved.
How some people can change within 12 hours! 
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"One that I drove nearly thirty miles to play with a very petite lady who'd never had children,her pussy was so tight that I struggled to get my cock in her & came as soon as it went in. I was in & out of her house in fifteen minutes ! "
Do you have her phone number...? |
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"The one where I invited back the next day for a MF after a great MFM the night before. He didn’t bring any condoms (claimed he couldn’t get a small packet) and got all annoyed as to why we had disposed of the one condom he had left behind from the previous night. Not to mention, telling me to get the corset off in such a way that he had approved.
How some people can change within 12 hours!
J"
There s the door - get out now. That would have been my Ans
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With an ex. We’d both moved on after splitting up and 12 moths later we met at a wedding of friends. As the night moved on we began flirting and reminiscing. We were both staying in the venue hotel so we spent the night together. At the time we were pissed and turned on both enjoyed it but I’ve regretted it since. As the saying goes, “an ex is an ex for a reason”! |
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