Please compete the rythm

By *jones OP Man over a year ago

Plymouth

There was a young chap from brum who enjoyed a tipple of rum...

By *jones OP Man over a year ago

Plymouth

Or rhyme even

By *uliaChrisCouple over a year ago

westerham

"There was a young chap from brum who enjoyed a tipple of rum..."

Dum dum de dum dum dum

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He downed a few

Then pissed in his shoe

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got his finger stuck up his bum

By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

He pulled at his cock and shot his load all up his tum

By *jones OP Man over a year ago

Plymouth

One lady's message..

There once was a young man from Brum

Who enjoyed a tipple of rum

But his hand missed his mouth

And the contents went south

So his cock is now going numb

By *jones OP Man over a year ago

Plymouth

There was a young man from brum who enjoyed a tipple of rum.

He sat in a trance spilt the rum down his pants and flambed his bum in the sun