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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

Any female from Manchester Wanna help out ? ???????????????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll help.

What you do is take it in hand, shake it about a bit, it'll spit at you after a while, and feel all tingly.

You're welcome.

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

Man is horny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh wow ... I’ve been waiting for a post like this ! I’m too horny for this weather ! Some sexy, gorgeous ladies pop up !! Whose down !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll help.

What you do is take it in hand, shake it about a bit, it'll spit at you after a while, and feel all tingly.

You're welcome. "

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

Lool I thought u wanted to come help in person

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

Yh it’s the weather I guess plus man is just a slut lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lool I thought u wanted to come help in person "

That is help, it's telling you how to solve your predicament,

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

Hmmm what happened to the proper way ??????????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A ladies company is more interesting, maybe we can catch this cold together ????

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

In it ? That’s what I was expecting to get u know

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By *r_Jake70Man  over a year ago

London

You two guys should just get a room.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You two guys should just get a room. "

I think they're the same person

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You two guys should just get a room. "

Or a comedy show

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

That would be nice but there should also be a lady in the room to make it sensational in it?

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By *r_Jake70Man  over a year ago

London


"You two guys should just get a room.

I think they're the same person "

They’ve certainly got the same chance of getting a meet.

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

No it’s no joke guys I speak for my self I am horny I need to be with someone willing to meet up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can’t really come to a conclusion as to why there’s less or no reply from these beautiful women out there ! I’m too horny for all this sarcasm .. I need help!!!!!!??

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

Haven’t got laid for about a week now no jokes

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

Bro they thinking we re the same person

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aahh if only I knew how to do the violin emoji!

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

Probably because might in the same situation #horny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry mr playboy but I think I’m too horny for any introduction!

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

Am I met to be dancing to that ? U guys ain’t helping a mate out that’s not nice lol

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

Who’s asking for ur introduction mate ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You two ought to just get together and help each other out. Close your eyes, you'd never know the difference.

Problem solved again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I need a taxi back to the grammar thread

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

Don’t come here trying to get laid off my post go get ur post mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I need a taxi back to the grammar thread "

They'll be wanking each other off soon, no more typing

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

U don’t need a taxi could come pick u and drop u at urs dearie!!

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

Are u serious baby ? This dick is too horny for wanking alone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I need a taxi back to the grammar thread

They'll be wanking each other off soon, no more typing "

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

U ladies are making my condition worse

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

I think I need to look for a good club opened tonight to go help my condition then

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

If your dick is lonely, why not make other dick friends? Mr.

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By *r_Jake70Man  over a year ago

London


"I think I need to look for a good club opened tonight to go help my condition then "

Do let us all know how you get on. It would be great to learn from a skilled practitioner.

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

Not a bad idea just that at the moment I am what I need is a hot lady who will bang the hell out of my dick

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

I think u re more experienced in this than me could u please advise on how I can get laid tonight??

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By *r_Jake70Man  over a year ago

London


"could u please advise on how I can get laid tonight?? "

Go to Adult work dot com. Lots of very accommodating women there.

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

Thanks a lot I appreciate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""

Show off!

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

I will stick to my earlier plan lol going out later to find myself a nice ride

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get a torch out, shine it at the wall, use your cock to make a shadow.

Hey presto, your cock is no longer alone.

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"Get a torch out, shine it at the wall, use your cock to make a shadow.

Hey presto, your cock is no longer alone. "

that very funny u know lool

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"

Show off! "

Is that for me ? Ur tattoo is even making my situation unbearable lool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Desperate men are such a turn on!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Desperate men are such a turn on!! "

I'm taking that as a genuine comment with no sarcasm whatsoever and I'm sliding in your DMs with a 'want sum fuk' message

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well what can I say ! Probably a greedy sassy woman can grab a bargain ??????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I go to B&M or Lidl for my bargains

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"I go to B&M or Lidl for my bargains"

Loooooool hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Desperate men are such a turn on!!

I'm taking that as a genuine comment with no sarcasm whatsoever and I'm sliding in your DMs with a 'want sum fuk' message"

What an offer. I will be the envy of many women with that kind of message.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cheecky, well I believe some other love their food while others would appreciate a good sweet slide ??????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That offer would likely be accepted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cheecky, well I believe some other love their food while others would appreciate a good sweet slide ??????"

Food firstly any day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cheecky, well I believe some other love their food while others would appreciate a good sweet slide ??????"

I prefer the swings

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish

FFS man go and pay an Escort or have a wank. Desparate is not sexy.

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"FFS man go and pay an Escort or have a wank. Desparate is not sexy."

Who’s desperate so u never been horny before?

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"Cheecky, well I believe some other love their food while others would appreciate a good sweet slide ??????

I prefer the swings "

Same here hit my event on the 30th in Manchester

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"FFS man go and pay an Escort or have a wank. Desparate is not sexy.

Who’s desperate so u never been horny before?"

You are coming across as any hole would be a goal. We are a couple we don't need to beg for sex on here.

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"You two guys should just get a room.

I think they're the same person "

You could be right.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FFS man go and pay an Escort or have a wank. Desparate is not sexy.

Who’s desperate so u never been horny before?"

I prefer a guy who doesn’t need to come on the forums begging for some action. In fact, they don’t beg full stop.

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"You two guys should just get a room.

I think they're the same person

You could be right....."

Well they are both hosting the same night at Amour. Green arrow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You two guys should just get a room.

I think they're the same person

You could be right.....

Well they are both hosting the same night at Amour. Green arrow."

Damn it! I was thinking of going but thought it was a trip to the park!

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"FFS man go and pay an Escort or have a wank. Desparate is not sexy.

Who’s desperate so u never been horny before?

I prefer a guy who doesn’t need to come on the forums begging for some action. In fact, they don’t beg full stop. "

No one begged it was a question for who might be willing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hope your lines in person are better than mans horny or u could be on a hiding to nuthin

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"You two guys should just get a room.

I think they're the same person

You could be right.....

Well they are both hosting the same night at Amour. Green arrow.

Damn it! I was thinking of going but thought was a trip to the park! "

I am hosting and people re posting if u wanna see my face just say it stop hating lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FFS man go and pay an Escort or have a wank. Desparate is not sexy.

Who’s desperate so u never been horny before?

I prefer a guy who doesn’t need to come on the forums begging for some action. In fact, they don’t beg full stop.

No one begged it was a question for who might be willing "

Go and pay someone is my answer. Much more positive outcome.

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"Hope your lines in person are better than mans horny or u could be on a hiding to nuthin"

Man was talking to u lol last time I checked I could post what ever I want by the way it’s not an abusive post or is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope your lines in person are better than mans horny or u could be on a hiding to nuthin

Man was talking to u lol last time I checked I could post what ever I want by the way it’s not an abusive post or is it ? "

Huh not abusive at all post all you want im just saying you may need to step up your game a little is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your dick can’t be lonely it’s got two nuts beside it

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"FFS man go and pay an Escort or have a wank. Desparate is not sexy.

Who’s desperate so u never been horny before?

I prefer a guy who doesn’t need to come on the forums begging for some action. In fact, they don’t beg full stop.

No one begged it was a question for who might be willing

That’s not a bad idea I am only just having a nice convo and fun in here but definitely going to swings later on

Go and pay someone is my answer. Much more positive outcome. "

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"You two guys should just get a room.

I think they're the same person

You could be right.....

Well they are both hosting the same night at Amour. Green arrow.

Damn it! I was thinking of going but thought was a trip to the park!

I am hosting and people re posting if u wanna see my face just say it stop hating lol "

Hope you have better social skills than how you are coming across on here. Looks like only you and your shadow going anyhow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You two guys should just get a room.

I think they're the same person

You could be right.....

Well they are both hosting the same night at Amour. Green arrow.

Damn it! I was thinking of going but thought was a trip to the park!

I am hosting and people re posting if u wanna see my face just say it stop hating lol

Hope you have better social skills than how you are coming across on here. Looks like only you and your shadow going anyhow."

agreed

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"Hope your lines in person are better than mans horny or u could be on a hiding to nuthin

Man was talking to u lol last time I checked I could post what ever I want by the way it’s not an abusive post or is it ?

Huh not abusive at all post all you want im just saying you may need to step up your game a little is "

Was just a post lol if I want to get a girl bro trust me I am good with lines. I write romantic movies and I am an actor lol could give u a link for my movie plus I am a singer too

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford

When I posted this in the afternoon I knew what I was posting #jokes and u lot made it happen by making the replies made it up to 70+ replies so to u i got no line but to me I achieved what I wanted

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish


"Hope your lines in person are better than mans horny or u could be on a hiding to nuthin

Man was talking to u lol last time I checked I could post what ever I want by the way it’s not an abusive post or is it ?

Huh not abusive at all post all you want im just saying you may need to step up your game a little is

Was just a post lol if I want to get a girl bro trust me I am good with lines. I write romantic movies and I am an actor lol could give u a link for my movie plus I am a singer too "

...don't forget comedian too.

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By *r_Jake70Man  over a year ago

London


"When I posted this in the afternoon I knew what I was posting #jokes and u lot made it happen by making the replies made it up to 70+ replies so to u i got no line but to me I achieved what I wanted "

Anyone want to provide a translation for this?

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"Hope your lines in person are better than mans horny or u could be on a hiding to nuthin

Man was talking to u lol last time I checked I could post what ever I want by the way it’s not an abusive post or is it ?

Huh not abusive at all post all you want im just saying you may need to step up your game a little is

Was just a post lol if I want to get a girl bro trust me I am good with lines. I write romantic movies and I am an actor lol could give u a link for my movie plus I am a singer too

Now u talking just flow with the flow init

...don't forget comedian too."

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Not a bad idea just that at the moment I am what I need is a hot lady who will bang the hell out of my dick "

I've got a big hammer, if that helps?

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By *hesterXXXMan  over a year ago

in your dreams

You wanted to embarrass yourself? Lol

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By *ogNMuseCouple  over a year ago

Surrey


"Hope your lines in person are better than mans horny or u could be on a hiding to nuthin

Man was talking to u lol last time I checked I could post what ever I want by the way it’s not an abusive post or is it ?

Huh not abusive at all post all you want im just saying you may need to step up your game a little is

Was just a post lol if I want to get a girl bro trust me I am good with lines. I write romantic movies and I am an actor lol could give u a link for my movie plus I am a singer too "

Romcom actor? Devine Brown specialises in those, sure she would give a discount on producing your Equity card

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When I posted this in the afternoon I knew what I was posting #jokes and u lot made it happen by making the replies made it up to 70+ replies so to u i got no line but to me I achieved what I wanted "

So you don't want me to come and ride you like I stole you? It was all just jokes.

Oh, ok.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll help.

What you do is take it in hand, shake it about a bit, it'll spit at you after a while, and feel all tingly.

You're welcome. "

Hahaha

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"Not a bad idea just that at the moment I am what I need is a hot lady who will bang the hell out of my dick

I've got a big hammer, if that helps? "

Ahhhh I am feeling the pain already

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"When I posted this in the afternoon I knew what I was posting #jokes and u lot made it happen by making the replies made it up to 70+ replies so to u i got no line but to me I achieved what I wanted

So you don't want me to come and ride you like I stole you? It was all just jokes.

Oh, ok. "

Down for what ever but the post wasn’t met for criticism lol but it’s all part of the fun in here

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"Hope your lines in person are better than mans horny or u could be on a hiding to nuthin

Man was talking to u lol last time I checked I could post what ever I want by the way it’s not an abusive post or is it ?

Huh not abusive at all post all you want im just saying you may need to step up your game a little is

Was just a post lol if I want to get a girl bro trust me I am good with lines. I write romantic movies and I am an actor lol could give u a link for my movie plus I am a singer too

Romcom actor? Devine Brown specialises in those, sure she would give a discount on producing your Equity card "

U re turning to a star on my post that means my post is helping ur career too lool

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"When I posted this in the afternoon I knew what I was posting #jokes and u lot made it happen by making the replies made it up to 70+ replies so to u i got no line but to me I achieved what I wanted

Anyone want to provide a translation for this?"

What happened to urs why u calling for help now ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But it was all just jokes so you can't have been serious.

I've promised my candy to someone else now

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"But it was all just jokes so you can't have been serious.

I've promised my candy to someone else now "

Hmmmm candy candy not my day then lool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Haven’t got laid for about a week now no jokes "

OMG, and you're still alive???!!!

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By *layboy2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

salford


"Haven’t got laid for about a week now no jokes

OMG, and you're still alive???!!! "

I am surprised as well hahahaha

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By *inkycreamCouple  over a year ago

manchester

Looks like some lucky cunt escaped it

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