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What’s your Bedroom Super Power
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can turn the lights off when in bed with the click of my fingers pmsl I scream Alexa to do that. Who then tells me she doesn’t know that one lol"
ahhhh see you just havnt got the right sensors  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can raise my penis to the face the ceiling when lying down looking at a sexy naked woman about to straddle me You may ridicule me for this but remember not every man can  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can raise my penis to the face the ceiling when lying down looking at a sexy naked woman about to straddle me You may ridicule me for this but remember not every man can "
face the ceiling position damnit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My superpower is the ability to instantly be changed into any male hunk that the Mrs desires and she has no idea how I do it!
She thinks it's wine and dimming the lights... women hey?! Lol! Xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My snoring has the ability to move Louise into the spare room. No idea how it works- I go to sleep and she’s next to me. I wake up and she’s in the spare room. |
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By *ockonme OP Man
over a year ago
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"I have the ability to send people to sleep, whether through exhaustion or boredom I still haven't quite figured out!  "
Looking at your pics it’s exhaustion or at least it would be with me pmsl  |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
I have the ability to go from wide awake to fast asleep in usually under five minutes.
With or without coitus being involved!
Meanwhile H will toss & turn for hours before nodding off.
Does pee her off somewhat!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have the ability to go from wide awake to fast asleep in usually under five minutes.
With or without coitus being involved!
Meanwhile H will toss & turn for hours before nodding off.
Does pee her off somewhat!
S"
If I read this correctly...
You can go to bed, have sex and be fast asleep, all in under 5 minutes?!!
I think there may be a reason she is tossing and turning for hours in frustration |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"I have the ability to go from wide awake to fast asleep in usually under five minutes.
With or without coitus being involved!
Meanwhile H will toss & turn for hours before nodding off.
Does pee her off somewhat!
S
If I read this correctly...
You can go to bed, have sex and be fast asleep, all in under 5 minutes?!!
I think there may be a reason she is tossing and turning for hours in frustration "
Haha, Yep I can do it after, but I can do it without the sex too, and anywhere, in any bed
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm like a hot water bottle on a cold night every woman needs me, I'm the best cuddler on fab "
That's a big statement. Has there been a cuddle contest? Can I enter it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm like a hot water bottle on a cold night every woman needs me, I'm the best cuddler on fab
That's a big statement. Has there been a cuddle contest? Can I enter it? "
yes but I'm your only option sorry tough I know |
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"I'm like a hot water bottle on a cold night every woman needs me, I'm the best cuddler on fab
That's a big statement. Has there been a cuddle contest? Can I enter it? "
Let's not go there peeps....
There is only one cuddle Grand Master..... and that's without my kisses.... Don't get me started on my kisses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm like a hot water bottle on a cold night every woman needs me, I'm the best cuddler on fab
That's a big statement. Has there been a cuddle contest? Can I enter it?
Let's not go there peeps....
There is only one cuddle Grand Master..... and that's without my kisses.... Don't get me started on my kisses. "
Bring on the cuddle and kissing fest |
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