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By *stopp OP Man
over a year ago
Durham |
I recently had to drop my trousers etc for a pre operation exam, during the examination I'm trying my best not to show any signs of arousal while the nurse does her examination which involved regularly moving my penis. I may have shown a little embarrassed arousal.. Has anyone else embarrassed themselves by showing arousal during medical examinations ? |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
hiding from cock pics. |
Breasts checked for lumps years ago.... , and I was really embarrassed and somehow managed to come out with the words, "I could get used to thisb. I totally don't know what I was thinking I think I just had to say something and completely said the wrong thing. |
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"Breasts checked for lumps years ago.... , and I was really embarrassed and somehow managed to come out with the words, "I could get used to thisb. I totally don't know what I was thinking I think I just had to say something and completely said the wrong thing."
 I'm sorry to laugh but I'm cringing for you.
When I was pregnant a male doctor had to examine me for piles. He cleaned the lube off after he'd finished and I heard myself say "it's been a while since anybody did that for me". Then cringed all the way home   |
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By *stopp OP Man
over a year ago
Durham |
"Breasts checked for lumps years ago.... , and I was really embarrassed and somehow managed to come out with the words, "I could get used to thisb. I totally don't know what I was thinking I think I just had to say something and completely said the wrong thing."
Ahh yes those awkward silences can be a frustrating causing random speech without thinking. i nearly said 'take as long as you like' after the nurse commented "this wont take much longer" |
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I am one of the medical professionals who have been involved in things like this and can tell you that those moments are comedy gold. I can never say things like that, I’d get sacked or struck off, but actually these things are what lighten the day, so please, don’t cringe  |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
I was been checked for a pre vasectomy opp the doctor was a female lady of fine stature and build with eyes that would melt you. I could feel the movement beneath my groin as she surveyed the area. She looked up at me grinned and said “ I try not to do that if I were you “ as she raised a syringe so I could see which created an instant O
Fuck reaction and I drifted off to a land far far away. Needless to say she had great hands |
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I had to have a camera put up my bum which was done under local anaesthetic. They decided in their infinite of wisdom to show me what they could see as they brought the camera round to my bared and haired backside.
In a state that j can only liken to downing a bottle of gin I shouted (at full volume) BOOBS!!! and pointed at the nurse who was trying not to laugh and told her that although they were hairy I thought her boobs were epic.
She kindly explained it was my backside and I had a giggle about the word bottom until the probe went in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a professional Masseur and clients are always getting aroused, it just comes with the job, I think is Brit’s are to hung up on things. We all need to take a moment and laugh  |
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By *neel135Man
over a year ago
Worcester |
Years ago I played rugby and ended up with a groin injury resulting in several weeks of friction treatment
Me sat in pants having my groin rubbed by a very attractive lady
The conversation must have been nonsense but anything to keep my mind from straying |
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Hahaha yes!!!
So so so embarrassing!! I had been in hospital for 7 days after a heart attack.
Morning glory and was having a little stroke - no pun intended.
Nurse came round to take bloods earlier than normal - obviously I stopped. One arm out to the side on a drip, the other she took for bloods. Couldn’t hide anything. Nothing was said but it would have been impossible not to notice |
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By *stopp OP Man
over a year ago
Durham |
"A friend who was a nurse told me that seeing men with erections is so common that they mostly don't even notice. "
I've heard similar 'that they've seen it all before' not that it helps when your the embarrassed one getting that growing feeling down below, luckily for me counting the items in the room over and over helped me.. |
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"A friend who was a nurse told me that seeing men with erections is so common that they mostly don't even notice.
I've heard similar 'that they've seen it all before' not that it helps when your the embarrassed one getting that growing feeling down below, luckily for me counting the items in the room over and over helped me.. "
Wasn’t a growing feeling it was fully grown! |
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"A friend who was a nurse told me that seeing men with erections is so common that they mostly don't even notice.
I've heard similar 'that they've seen it all before' not that it helps when your the embarrassed one getting that growing feeling down below, luckily for me counting the items in the room over and over helped me..
Wasn’t a growing feeling it was fully grown!"
Lol. Sorry for laughing |
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By *ltrMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
Walking IN to a bed room
After getting a call to a woman in distres found
Her under the sheets
With a carrot hanging out of her pussy as the
Pelvic girdle had closed on the thick end a short
Trip to a&e and much to most of the staffs amusment it was removed
By dicing it all I could think of was I fancy some stew N vegetables |
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By *stopp OP Man
over a year ago
Durham |
"I am one of the medical professionals who have been involved in things like this and can tell you that those moments are comedy gold. I can never say things like that, I’d get sacked or struck off, but actually these things are what lighten the day, so please, don’t cringe "
In my situation the nurse was very professional i have to say, and its a credit to all medical staff putting up with all our medical problems, which i think makes it slightly worse and more embarrassing to think here's this professional person going a good job and i'm getting aroused or saying something embarrassing, I'm sure their are light hearted moments as with all embarrassment and its hats off to all medical for their professionalism ... not sure how i'll cope with follow up operation lol  |
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