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"These so called clubs are made for single/attached male saddos who think they are going to fill their boots with pussy. Many of them are simply nothing more than escort parlours. You will see many woman on this and other sites who say they "only meet in clubs". This is because they are actually honey traps who are in league with the clubs to lure in mug punters who then have to pay on the door. If you go during the day,you will most likely see a load of fat blokes wanking around a tv showing porn and looking sheepishly at eachother. There might me some tattooed fishly slapper around somewhere who is paid to be there." someone has never been to a club...but handily we can all block you now  | |||
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"These so called clubs are made for single/attached male saddos who think they are going to fill their boots with pussy. Many of them are simply nothing more than escort parlours. You will see many woman on this and other sites who say they "only meet in clubs". This is because they are actually honey traps who are in league with the clubs to lure in mug punters who then have to pay on the door. If you go during the day,you will most likely see a load of fat blokes wanking around a tv showing porn and looking sheepishly at eachother. There might me some tattooed fishly slapper around somewhere who is paid to be there." | |||
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"Im a single guy , never been but wanting to go to a club, what's your experiences, don't really know the etiquette , don't want to be stood there on my own like billy no mates!!!" First pick your club some are sauna ones that tend to like makes in just towels others are more like normal clubs. Then call the club and ask about membership and rules. They may also tell you the best time for new males to attend. Ideally though see if you can find someone who already attends and ask them if they would be prepared to go with you. just remember you need to relax be polite and enjoy when you go. | |||
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"you need an outfit like mine women and men are left powerless to its allure " I went to the club looking for you but couldn't find you! Willy I could find, Wally I couldn't.  | |||
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"These so called clubs are made for single/attached male saddos who think they are going to fill their boots with pussy. Many of them are simply nothing more than escort parlours. You will see many woman on this and other sites who say they "only meet in clubs". This is because they are actually honey traps who are in league with the clubs to lure in mug punters who then have to pay on the door. If you go during the day,you will most likely see a load of fat blokes wanking around a tv showing porn and looking sheepishly at eachother. There might me some tattooed fishly slapper around somewhere who is paid to be there." wow someone sounds like they didnt get their leg over when they went to a club  | |||
"These so called clubs are made for single/attached male saddos who think they are going to fill their boots with pussy. Many of them are simply nothing more than escort parlours. You will see many woman on this and other sites who say they "only meet in clubs". This is because they are actually honey traps who are in league with the clubs to lure in mug punters who then have to pay on the door. If you go during the day,you will most likely see a load of fat blokes wanking around a tv showing porn and looking sheepishly at eachother. There might me some tattooed fishly slapper around somewhere who is paid to be there." mrs bus says i'm not allowed to invite you round for coffee again now  | |||
"Im a single guy , never been but wanting to go to a club, what's your experiences, don't really know the etiquette , don't want to be stood there on my own like billy no mates!!!" im going to be honest with you and it may not be what you want to hear, but as a single guy at a club with no experience you'll probably get noone talking to you at all, ive met guys who have been to clubs and said they have left after a couple of hours just because it was so hard to get any interaction at all, not sex just getting couples to even acknowledge you are even there or talk to you past one word replies I took a guy to a club a few weeks ago who had only been a couple of times on his own before and decided they wasnt for him as it was to hard to get noticed and even tho he said he'd say hello most women would just look down their nose at him, he said he couldnt believe the difference in going with a woman, we was chatting to everyone and he even had a woman ask him to a room and asked me if it was ok lol he said had he been on his own he knew that wouoldnt have happened so even tho she didnt want to play with me chatting to us as a couple and him not being a 'single guy' made a difference to her Even if you dont smoke i find the smoking area is always the best place to get talking to people, they always seem the most sociable place in any club, even as a single female i can sit in a club bar for a good hour and noone will talk to me yet soon as i go for a fag im chatting away to everyone I would seriously suggest you find a lady to take with you, at least for your first time, and i know thats easier said than done lol but as one of many single guy in there it will be hard for you | |||
"These so called clubs are made for single/attached male saddos who think they are going to fill their boots with pussy. Many of them are simply nothing more than escort parlours. You will see many woman on this and other sites who say they "only meet in clubs". This is because they are actually honey traps who are in league with the clubs to lure in mug punters who then have to pay on the door. If you go during the day,you will most likely see a load of fat blokes wanking around a tv showing porn and looking sheepishly at eachother. There might me some tattooed fishly slapper around somewhere who is paid to be there." theres a difference between a swinging club and a sex club, while yes some will be filled with fat guy hanging around tattooed fishly slappers who are paid to be there not all clubs are like that Swinging clubs are filled with people from all walks of life and all backgrounds, some fat but none paid
whats the difference between going to a club for a shag or coming on here for a shag? dont think your better than guys who use clubs because your on here....because your not | |||
"These so called clubs are made for single/attached male saddos who think they are going to fill their boots with pussy. Many of them are simply nothing more than escort parlours. You will see many woman on this and other sites who say they "only meet in clubs". This is because they are actually honey traps who are in league with the clubs to lure in mug punters who then have to pay on the door. If you go during the day,you will most likely see a load of fat blokes wanking around a tv showing porn and looking sheepishly at eachother. There might me some tattooed fishly slapper around somewhere who is paid to be there." | |||
" There might me some tattooed fishly slapper around somewhere who is paid to be there. " If you can guarantee she'll be there on the day bare-arsed, barking like Lassie with tats all over her like graffitti on a railway bridge then here's my cheque and membership form. Sign me up! Wolf
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" There might me some tattooed fishly slapper around somewhere who is paid to be there. If you can guarantee she'll be there on the day bare-arsed, barking like Lassie with tats all over her like graffitti on a railway bridge then here's my cheque and membership form. Sign me up! Wolf
"i actually laughed out loud when i read that, i thought.....didnt even know he knew me lol | |||
"Im a single guy , never been but wanting to go to a club, what's your experiences, don't really know the etiquette , don't want to be stood there on my own like billy no mates!!! im going to be honest with you and it may not be what you want to hear, but as a single guy at a club with no experience you'll probably get noone talking to you at all, ive met guys who have been to clubs and said they have left after a couple of hours just because it was so hard to get any interaction at all, not sex just getting couples to even acknowledge you are even there or talk to you past one word replies I took a guy to a club a few weeks ago who had only been a couple of times on his own before and decided they wasnt for him as it was to hard to get noticed and even tho he said he'd say hello most women would just look down their nose at him, he said he couldnt believe the difference in going with a woman, we was chatting to everyone and he even had a woman ask him to a room and asked me if it was ok lol he said had he been on his own he knew that wouoldnt have happened so even tho she didnt want to play with me chatting to us as a couple and him not being a 'single guy' made a difference to her Even if you dont smoke i find the smoking area is always the best place to get talking to people, they always seem the most sociable place in any club, even as a single female i can sit in a club bar for a good hour and noone will talk to me yet soon as i go for a fag im chatting away to everyone I would seriously suggest you find a lady to take with you, at least for your first time, and i know thats easier said than done lol but as one of many single guy in there it will be hard for you" My first time I was accompanied by a lady who also appreciated having someone with them. Up until that point I didn't want to go to a club as singles guys are often reffered to as 'zombies' aimlessly walking around after couples I was told this by a couple who attended a local club and I didn't want to be looked at in the same light. However, since that first time I have been many times and have found that no 2 evenings are ever the same, sometimes you'll play and other times you may not; but you will meet some great people either way. Just be yourself and be respectful of others. | |||
" There might me some tattooed fishly slapper around somewhere who is paid to be there. If you can guarantee she'll be there on the day bare-arsed, barking like Lassie with tats all over her like graffitti on a railway bridge then here's my cheque and membership form. Sign me up! Wolf
i actually laughed out loud when i read that, i thought.....didnt even know he knew me lol " hehehe
That's how I like em - plain Jane never did do it for me
Wolf
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"Im a single guy , never been but wanting to go to a club, what's your experiences, don't really know the etiquette , don't want to be stood there on my own like billy no mates!!! im going to be honest with you and it may not be what you want to hear, but as a single guy at a club with no experience you'll probably get noone talking to you at all, ive met guys who have been to clubs and said they have left after a couple of hours just because it was so hard to get any interaction at all, not sex just getting couples to even acknowledge you are even there or talk to you past one word replies I took a guy to a club a few weeks ago who had only been a couple of times on his own before and decided they wasnt for him as it was to hard to get noticed and even tho he said he'd say hello most women would just look down their nose at him, he said he couldnt believe the difference in going with a woman, we was chatting to everyone and he even had a woman ask him to a room and asked me if it was ok lol he said had he been on his own he knew that wouoldnt have happened so even tho she didnt want to play with me chatting to us as a couple and him not being a 'single guy' made a difference to her Even if you dont smoke i find the smoking area is always the best place to get talking to people, they always seem the most sociable place in any club, even as a single female i can sit in a club bar for a good hour and noone will talk to me yet soon as i go for a fag im chatting away to everyone I would seriously suggest you find a lady to take with you, at least for your first time, and i know thats easier said than done lol but as one of many single guy in there it will be hard for you" | |||
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"These so called clubs are made for single/attached male saddos who think they are going to fill their boots with pussy. Many of them are simply nothing more than escort parlours. You will see many woman on this and other sites who say they "only meet in clubs". This is because they are actually honey traps who are in league with the clubs to lure in mug punters who then have to pay on the door. If you go during the day,you will most likely see a load of fat blokes wanking around a tv showing porn and looking sheepishly at eachother. There might me some tattooed fishly slapper around somewhere who is paid to be there. wow someone sounds like they didnt get their leg over when they went to a club "If that's the case, he really did miss the point. The kind of club he's on about does exist, but he obviously thought they would be laying on Supermodels for blokes to shag. I can't say I've been to that sort of club, though it's impossible to get away from the fact that as a single bloke, I am one of the cash cows that keep all clubs afloat. Going to a club like, for example Chameleons, (not one of the aforementioned places which lays on "working girls") for the first time for a single man is a big step. Not because it opens up a world of limitless poontang, but because it may release the hidden arsehole which lurks deep within us all. He must be able to handle rejection and frustration. The highs are high, but the lows are bloody low. The thing about single men and clubs is that they (um, we) really really need to get laid there! Not all of us are slavering animals who will pork anything, and will try and climb onto anyone that looks vaguely interested, but even the most laid back and reserved of us doesn't go to a club for stimulating conversation and philosophical debate. (Even the ones who say "No, no, I 'm not really bothered, it's all about the social interaction". Bollocks!!)We might as well head to a nearby pub for that. So, he's in the club, there are people having sex all around! Bingo!!! Erm, no, not quite, nobody says he's getting even a sniff of any action. So, OP, be prepared to limp out of a club, having watched people playing, within touching distance, but not sharing the wealth with you. If you can't handle that, you can do one of two things: 1. Dive in anyway. Yeah, so it might bring everyone's fun to an abrupt halt, but so fucking what? Simply move onto the next room, rub your cock on someone and you might get lucky. The men you have pushed past to get into that crowded room, like they weren't there, might not be too pleased, but again, so fucking what? Perhaps they should start a ticket system, like the Deli counter at Waitrose? There is no such thing a room which is too full, that doesn't apply to single men. If you can see in, you can squeeze in. Some other sad bastard will give up and leave if there's too much of a crush, be determined. The law of averages says that you WILL get a shag, though you may well have some other twat edging closer and closer in your peripheral vision, until you can feel (and smell) his shitty tobacco breath on your shoulder. If that doesn't put you off, and you aren't too selective so long as you are getting a shag, you MAY have a great time. Go with one of your mates, everyone loves the sight of two single men hunting together, splitting up to cover different areas of the club, then meeting back to have a laugh and compare notes. Rather than being the odd single bloke who may spoil the balance of numbers in the jacuzzi, it there are two of you, this will be guaranteed. Don't forget to excitedly text your other mates from the changing room, maybe all of you can come together next time? Strength in numbers, one of you is sure to get lucky, no? 2. You can try to club your rampant sex drive back into its cage for a while and act like a normal person rather than a sex-crazed lunatic. This is hard for any man who has got his cock out, especially if it is hiding behind a towel. It is a strange phenomenon, but often you can find couples and women who are content to spend all night moving from bar to smoking area and back again, seemingly uninterested in sex at all. This, to a bloke whose juices are boiling, is a confusing and frustrating thing. He can go and whine about tourists and timewasters to his mates who are clustered round a woman who is taking on all-comers, whilst they wait a chance to jump on her, or he can try to forget about the nagging ache in his balls and go and try to engage these seemingly uninterested people in conversation. This opens up more conundrums. The couples and single women KNOW full well that this single man sporting a semi-on isn't really interested in hearing about their neighbour disputes over shed heights, and may give him the cold shoulder. Or, they may humour him, and see how long he can pretend to find their jokes funny, before trying to persuade one of the women there to suck him off. Either way, the single man must be thick skinned and brash. If he can bluff for long enough, he may get lucky, but it's just the same as just jumping into some stranger's conversation in a pub. A funny and confident individual may have no problems doing that and make lots of new friends, or he might hear a "paaaarp" and see some tumble roll across the bar. Where will his nerve crack? The only thing is that he is less likely to get a punch in the teeth (unless he tries rubbing his pud against someone who is earnestly banging on about her daughter's GCSE results). SO, in conclusion, think hard, OP. Clubs are great, fun places to meet uninhibited new people and try new things, but they are also places to spend long hours wondering why you bothered, and what other things you could have spent the money on. There isn't really any way of predicting what sort of night you will have - loads of wild sex, or knocking one out in the shower while the doormen are trying to get you out because they are closed. You need to ask yourself whether the first outcome is worth X of the other... Of course, if you have a body like Brad Pitt and are the kind of person who lights up a room with your wit and personality, you WILL have a good time. But then you wouldn't be asking about whether you should try a club or not, you'd just breeze in, and start winning! Good luck!! | |||
 another excellent read from this poster ^^^^ | |||
"These so called clubs are made for single/attached male saddos who think they are going to fill their boots with pussy. Many of them are simply nothing more than escort parlours. You will see many woman on this and other sites who say they "only meet in clubs". This is because they are actually honey traps who are in league with the clubs to lure in mug punters who then have to pay on the door. If you go during the day,you will most likely see a load of fat blokes wanking around a tv showing porn and looking sheepishly at eachother. There might me some tattooed fishly slapper around somewhere who is paid to be there." Ye Gods! You've a pretty skewed view of things haven't you? It might be your view, but my experience has been far far better and couldn't be more different? | |||
"These so called clubs are made for single/attached male saddos who think they are going to fill their boots with pussy. Many of them are simply nothing more than escort parlours. You will see many woman on this and other sites who say they "only meet in clubs". This is because they are actually honey traps who are in league with the clubs to lure in mug punters who then have to pay on the door. If you go during the day,you will most likely see a load of fat blokes wanking around a tv showing porn and looking sheepishly at eachother. There might me some tattooed fishly slapper around somewhere who is paid to be there. wow someone sounds like they didnt get their leg over when they went to a club
If that's the case, he really did miss the point. The kind of club he's on about does exist, but he obviously thought they would be laying on Supermodels for blokes to shag. I can't say I've been to that sort of club, though it's impossible to get away from the fact that as a single bloke, I am one of the cash cows that keep all clubs afloat.
Going to a club like, for example Chameleons, (not one of the aforementioned places which lays on "working girls") for the first time for a single man is a big step. Not because it opens up a world of limitless poontang, but because it may release the hidden arsehole which lurks deep within us all. He must be able to handle rejection and frustration. The highs are high, but the lows are bloody low.
The thing about single men and clubs is that they (um, we) really really need to get laid there! Not all of us are slavering animals who will pork anything, and will try and climb onto anyone that looks vaguely interested, but even the most laid back and reserved of us doesn't go to a club for stimulating conversation and philosophical debate. (Even the ones who say "No, no, I 'm not really bothered, it's all about the social interaction". Bollocks!!)We might as well head to a nearby pub for that.
So, he's in the club, there are people having sex all around! Bingo!!! Erm, no, not quite, nobody says he's getting even a sniff of any action.
So, OP, be prepared to limp out of a club, having watched people playing, within touching distance, but not sharing the wealth with you. If you can't handle that, you can do one of two things:
1. Dive in anyway. Yeah, so it might bring everyone's fun to an abrupt halt, but so fucking what? Simply move onto the next room, rub your cock on someone and you might get lucky. The men you have pushed past to get into that crowded room, like they weren't there, might not be too pleased, but again, so fucking what? Perhaps they should start a ticket system, like the Deli counter at Waitrose? There is no such thing a room which is too full, that doesn't apply to single men. If you can see in, you can squeeze in. Some other sad bastard will give up and leave if there's too much of a crush, be determined.
The law of averages says that you WILL get a shag, though you may well have some other twat edging closer and closer in your peripheral vision, until you can feel (and smell) his shitty tobacco breath on your shoulder. If that doesn't put you off, and you aren't too selective so long as you are getting a shag, you MAY have a great time.
Go with one of your mates, everyone loves the sight of two single men hunting together, splitting up to cover different areas of the club, then meeting back to have a laugh and compare notes. Rather than being the odd single bloke who may spoil the balance of numbers in the jacuzzi, it there are two of you, this will be guaranteed. Don't forget to excitedly text your other mates from the changing room, maybe all of you can come together next time? Strength in numbers, one of you is sure to get lucky, no?
2. You can try to club your rampant sex drive back into its cage for a while and act like a normal person rather than a sex-crazed lunatic. This is hard for any man who has got his cock out, especially if it is hiding behind a towel.
It is a strange phenomenon, but often you can find couples and women who are content to spend all night moving from bar to smoking area and back again, seemingly uninterested in sex at all. This, to a bloke whose juices are boiling, is a confusing and frustrating thing. He can go and whine about tourists and timewasters to his mates who are clustered round a woman who is taking on all-comers, whilst they wait a chance to jump on her, or he can try to forget about the nagging ache in his balls and go and try to engage these seemingly uninterested people in conversation.
This opens up more conundrums. The couples and single women KNOW full well that this single man sporting a semi-on isn't really interested in hearing about their neighbour disputes over shed heights, and may give him the cold shoulder. Or, they may humour him, and see how long he can pretend to find their jokes funny, before trying to persuade one of the women there to suck him off. Either way, the single man must be thick skinned and brash. If he can bluff for long enough, he may get lucky, but it's just the same as just jumping into some stranger's conversation in a pub. A funny and confident individual may have no problems doing that and make lots of new friends, or he might hear a "paaaarp" and see some tumble roll across the bar. Where will his nerve crack?
The only thing is that he is less likely to get a punch in the teeth (unless he tries rubbing his pud against someone who is earnestly banging on about her daughter's GCSE results).
SO, in conclusion, think hard, OP. Clubs are great, fun places to meet uninhibited new people and try new things, but they are also places to spend long hours wondering why you bothered, and what other things you could have spent the money on. There isn't really any way of predicting what sort of night you will have - loads of wild sex, or knocking one out in the shower while the doormen are trying to get you out because they are closed. You need to ask yourself whether the first outcome is worth X of the other...
Of course, if you have a body like Brad Pitt and are the kind of person who lights up a room with your wit and personality, you WILL have a good time. But then you wouldn't be asking about whether you should try a club or not, you'd just breeze in, and start winning!
Good luck!!
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"These so called clubs are made for single/attached male saddos who think they are going to fill their boots with pussy. Many of them are simply nothing more than escort parlours. You will see many woman on this and other sites who say they "only meet in clubs". This is because they are actually honey traps who are in league with the clubs to lure in mug punters who then have to pay on the door. If you go during the day,you will most likely see a load of fat blokes wanking around a tv showing porn and looking sheepishly at eachother. There might me some tattooed fishly slapper around somewhere who is paid to be there." am glad to say we have not got any of these clubs in west midlands,(or at least they are well hidden)when i have met a lady who wants to meet at clubs it has been because she wants to meet me(or any prospective new meet)where she feels safe as she knows the club & staff and has friends there in case we dont hit it off so then the night is not wasted. | |||
"These so called clubs are made for single/attached male saddos who think they are going to fill their boots with pussy. Many of them are simply nothing more than escort parlours. You will see many woman on this and other sites who say they "only meet in clubs". This is because they are actually honey traps who are in league with the clubs to lure in mug punters who then have to pay on the door. If you go during the day,you will most likely see a load of fat blokes wanking around a tv showing porn and looking sheepishly at eachother. There might me some tattooed fishly slapper around somewhere who is paid to be there." i have been trying to work out how to answer this.... firstly i would love to ask which club you are talking about because it doesn't sound like any i have been to... secondly... it does come across as rather bitter... actually... no "rather" to it... it just comes across as bitter!!! i prefer to meet at clubs... why.... various reasons, i love the social side to it... i can use the other facilities.. it is a neutral venue and if we all get along we can play, and if not we can go seperate ways.... and a million others.... there are many issues at play here: the perception that you go to a club and wander straight into the middle of an orgy.... the perception and expectation that because you have "paids ya money" you have some sort of entitlement to "action" (and i really hate that word in that context) as a single guy who does go to clubs, what works for me is just talking to people... and 95% of the time it isn't about sex.. i talk to people to get a better feel for them.... i'll talk to newbies and tell them "its not so scary" , i have talked about everything and anything and rather than doing the zombie thing that a lot of guys do, i just talk..... you wouldn't do that on a weekend night out in a city centre so why do it in a club.... just because people are there because they have an interest in sex, it doesn't mean its 1,2,3 on the menu so to speak.... it doesn't have to be upfront and centre... | |||
