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Without giving names or details away what is the daftest thing you've ever seen on a profile.
I only ask (and this is genuine) someone has contacted me with this statement on his profile:
"please be in the age range on my profile"
And his profile preferences are:
Couples (MM) Men TV/TS aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers.
Sorry that any of you 102 year olds can't meet him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've seen a very long profile text of a woman which said something like "I'm not here to sleep with everyone, looking for a regular guy to have fun with" and she had about 30 veris from different users within a space of just a few months.
Guess she's still searching for The One. |
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"Always love when they hide their face, but have some really distinctive tattoo. Something like a sleeve so it would be really easy to recognise if you know that person  "
It's when it's the other way round that's really telling  the ones who use photo editing and makeup apps to the point where even their own mother wouldn't recognise their faces, but have to blur out the tattoo anyone they know could identify them by  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always love when they hide their face, but have some really distinctive tattoo. Something like a sleeve so it would be really easy to recognise if you know that person "
I have my tattoos on show but not my face, and although friends might recognise me or family, the people I care for or their relatives wouldn’t, but they would definitely recognise my face lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any profile that insists you send them face pics, but then states under no circumstance will they provide face pics because their discretion is important! |
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A long list of requirments, eg,
Must be over 6 ft,
Have tats,
No beard,
Shaved top and bottom,
Must be over 29 under 30,
Must not be marreired
Must not playing away
Must have a scotish accent
Have veris but not in the last month
Safe sex
Must have face pics
Must send phone number
The list of musts is unacheivible.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A long list of requirments, eg,
Must be over 6 ft,
Have tats,
No beard,
Shaved top and bottom,
Must be over 29 under 30,
Must not be marreired
Must not playing away
Must have a scotish accent
Have veris but not in the last month
Safe sex
Must have face pics
Must send phone number
The list of musts is unacheivible.
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well as long as they are not fussy should be ok to meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A long list of requirments, eg,
Must be over 6 ft,
Have tats,
No beard,
Shaved top and bottom,
Must be over 29 under 30,
Must not be marreired
Must not playing away
Must have a scotish accent
Have veris but not in the last month
Safe sex
Must have face pics
Must send phone number
The list of musts is unacheivible.
well as long as they are not fussy should be ok to meet. "
Mostly they are seen on single women’s profiles.
About the ‘height’ restriction. We did see one, whereby the woman stated, being as she was short, she would not meet guys taller than her, as she felt ‘intimidated’. Biggest laugh? She was 5’1” tall.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are about to rewrite our profile.
Our list:-
Must be breathing
Older than 99 but under 21
Can understand Newton’s little known Fourth Law of Physics
Able to provide a verification from Elvis, within last thirty seconds
Deliver Shergar at first ‘social meeting’, which will always turn into a fuck fest anyway
Cock size must be smaller than 2 millimetres, or, longer than the distance between Earth and Pluto
Must be into everything we are not, just so as we can whinge you have not read the profile
Must have less than 4 letters on their profile, or, more pages than Lord Of The Rings, so as we can complain it is either too long or short
Any other suggestions?
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"Something else we find amusing.
In their ‘looking for’ section, it does not say couples...yet, they still view, despite knowing we are a couple."
Viewing means nothing. I view women's profiles. People can also click on a profile accidentally. Plus most people view in stealth mode anyway. |
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"A long list of requirments, eg,
Must be over 6 ft,
Have tats,
No beard,
Shaved top and bottom,
Must be over 29 under 30,
Must not be marreired
Must not playing away
Must have a scotish accent
Have veris but not in the last month
Safe sex
Must have face pics
Must send phone number
The list of musts is unacheivible.
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Which one of these is unreasonable or unachievable? |
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
Wiltshire and London |
"The most ridiculous thing is the various forms of notice threatening legal action for anyone knicking their photos."
It’s certainly up there. I reckon the perves at Sydney Uni are the least you have to worry about in this day and age. |
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"I've seen a very long profile text of a woman which said something like "I'm not here to sleep with everyone, looking for a regular guy to have fun with" and she had about 30 veris from different users within a space of just a few months.
Guess she's still searching for The One."
This coming from a woman is especially ironic. |
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"A long list of requirments, eg,
Must be over 6 ft,
Have tats,
No beard,
Shaved top and bottom,
Must be over 29 under 30,
Must not be marreired
Must not playing away
Must have a scotish accent
Have veris but not in the last month
Safe sex
Must have face pics
Must send phone number
The list of musts is unacheivible.
Which one of these is unreasonable or unachievable?"
I think the point of that one is that it's not a single requirement but lots of very specific ones. Not knocking it myself as everyone is free to see and talk to who they want but i get the point of the post |
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"A long list of requirments, eg,
Must be over 6 ft,
Have tats,
No beard,
Shaved top and bottom,
Must be over 29 under 30,
Must not be marreired
Must not playing away
Must have a scotish accent
Have veris but not in the last month
Safe sex
Must have face pics
Must send phone number
The list of musts is unacheivible.
Which one of these is unreasonable or unachievable?
I think the point of that one is that it's not a single requirement but lots of very specific ones. Not knocking it myself as everyone is free to see and talk to who they want but i get the point of the post"
And why not? None of them are impossible to meet by one and the same person. |
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"Another daft thing on profiles are those ridiculous legal statements but the one that winds me up the most is the Facebook one.... Someone really should tell them this isn't Facebook  x "
No! I use them as a filter, so I can avoid. |
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"A long list of requirments, eg,
Must be over 6 ft,
Have tats,
No beard,
Shaved top and bottom,
Must be over 29 under 30,
Must not be marreired
Must not playing away
Must have a scotish accent
Have veris but not in the last month
Safe sex
Must have face pics
Must send phone number
The list of musts is unacheivible.
Which one of these is unreasonable or unachievable?
I think the point of that one is that it's not a single requirement but lots of very specific ones. Not knocking it myself as everyone is free to see and talk to who they want but i get the point of the post
And why not? None of them are impossible to meet by one and the same person. "
I'm not saying they are impossible i simply understand that a very long list of specific requests "can" be viewed as a bit ridiculous. Again not saying i disagree with such profiles merely understanding that some people will view it as a bit much and so relevant to the threads subject. |
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
Wiltshire and London |
"Women who will only meet men 8 inches and above.
And all the pictures look smaller than that.
Some people need to learn how to use a tape measure. "
Yep, they seem to have the two sides mixed up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are about to rewrite our profile.
Our list:-
Must be breathing
Older than 99 but under 21
Can understand Newton’s little known Fourth Law of Physics
Able to provide a verification from Elvis, within last thirty seconds
Deliver Shergar at first ‘social meeting’, which will always turn into a fuck fest anyway
Cock size must be smaller than 2 millimetres, or, longer than the distance between Earth and Pluto
Must be into everything we are not, just so as we can whinge you have not read the profile
Must have less than 4 letters on their profile, or, more pages than Lord Of The Rings, so as we can complain it is either too long or short
Any other suggestions?
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IT ALL NEEDS TO BE IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!
AND LOTS OF !!!
MAKES IT LOOK MORE FRIENDLY!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get why some people edit pictures by covering their eyes and leave all the other facial features clearly on show. "
because they do not want to be seen maybe because of their job and or if someone knows them to recognise them
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