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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why can't I get a meet from here? I've been on for literally a whole week and not even a peep!
I'm a humble, nice guy with a perfect body and a big, girthy dick. And yet the women aren't tripping over themselves to bang my brains out...
Any tips? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was wondering if the OP was being serious. Ah well I'm sure you'll get plenty of views on your profile now ????"
Nah most folk will look in stealth mode |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A humble guy with a ‘perfect body’ and a perceived arrogance that woman should be tripping over themselves to sleep with you?
...... think we found the issue
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why can't I get a meet from here? I've been on for literally a whole week and not even a peep!
I'm a humble, nice guy with a perfect body and a big, girthy dick. And yet the women aren't tripping over themselves to bang my brains out...
Any tips?"
What? A whole week and nothing? Did you send multiple cock photos? Bombard women with messages? Not read profiles? These are the key to success, but don’t tell anyone;-)
Hang on, just dropping my knickers for you.
Better?   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why can't I get a meet from here? I've been on for literally a whole week and not even a peep!
I'm a humble, nice guy with a perfect body and a big, girthy dick. And yet the women aren't tripping over themselves to bang my brains out...
Any tips?
What? A whole week and nothing? Did you send multiple cock photos? Bombard women with messages? Not read profiles? These are the key to success, but don’t tell anyone;-)
Hang on, just dropping my knickers for you.
Better? "
I did all of those things! In fact, to save time I just wrote out a long message then copied and pasted it to as many women as I could find on Fab, along with about thirty well lit penis selfies  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If begging doesn't work remember to slag them off highly. Keys to success."
Ah that's where I've been going wrong... would saying something along the lines of "you're an ugly bitch and I only wanted to give you a pity shag anyway" work? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why can't I get a meet from here? I've been on for literally a whole week and not even a peep!
I'm a humble, nice guy with a perfect body and a big, girthy dick. And yet the women aren't tripping over themselves to bang my brains out...
Any tips?
What? A whole week and nothing? Did you send multiple cock photos? Bombard women with messages? Not read profiles? These are the key to success, but don’t tell anyone;-)
Hang on, just dropping my knickers for you.
Better?
I did all of those things! In fact, to save time I just wrote out a long message then copied and pasted it to as many women as I could find on Fab, along with about thirty well lit penis selfies "
30 penis selfies?
Swoon.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If begging doesn't work remember to slag them off highly. Keys to success.
Ah that's where I've been going wrong... would saying something along the lines of "you're an ugly bitch and I only wanted to give you a pity shag anyway" work?"
Awesome...Vamp is hooked.
See you later, charmer... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why can't I get a meet from here? I've been on for literally a whole week and not even a peep!
I'm a humble, nice guy with a perfect body and a big, girthy dick. And yet the women aren't tripping over themselves to bang my brains out...
Any tips?"
lol a week be patient be polite and have a great profile and pics and you'll do OK if you lead with sex as an introduction that may be your downfall but we don't know how you message |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm buggered when it comes to dick pics. I need one of them special microscope lenses that people use to take pictures of bugs ????"
Macro lense? I've got one you can borrow but shhhh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If begging doesn't work remember to slag them off highly. Keys to success.
Ah that's where I've been going wrong... would saying something along the lines of "you're an ugly bitch and I only wanted to give you a pity shag anyway" work?
Awesome...Vamp is hooked.
See you later, charmer... "
Nailed it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why can't I get a meet from here? I've been on for literally a whole week and not even a peep!
I'm a humble, nice guy with a perfect body and a big, girthy dick. And yet the women aren't tripping over themselves to bang my brains out...
Any tips?lol a week be patient be polite and have a great profile and pics and you'll do OK if you lead with sex as an introduction that may be your downfall but we don't know how you message "
I just like to get straight to the point in my messages. Y'know, *whoosh*, straight in |
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"I'm buggered when it comes to dick pics. I need one of them special microscope lenses that people use to take pictures of bugs ????
Macro lense? I've got one you can borrow but shhhh"
Have you got a fair of them hands that you hold tiny fish with too that make them look massive (Google it if you want a laugh) as I'll need them to really up the impressiveness |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why can't I get a meet from here? I've been on for literally a whole week and not even a peep!
I'm a humble, nice guy with a perfect body and a big, girthy dick. And yet the women aren't tripping over themselves to bang my brains out...
Any tips?lol a week be patient be polite and have a great profile and pics and you'll do OK if you lead with sex as an introduction that may be your downfall but we don't know how you message
I just like to get straight to the point in my messages. Y'know, *whoosh*, straight in"
sex you mean oh well you're going to need a lorra lorra luck then |
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Guys and girls all calm down. You've all got over excited and forgot to tell him he needs to be Fab straight, needs to advertise BB and breeding, and was checked at clinic 15 years ago.
Got a wet patch building just hoping that he will pm us for a meet- not! |
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"Guys and girls all calm down. You've all got over excited and forgot to tell him he needs to be Fab straight, needs to advertise BB and breeding, and was checked at clinic 15 years ago.
Got a wet patch building just hoping that he will pm us for a meet- not!"
Is Fab straight the same as being Str8 because loads of guys keep offering me money and it's making my willy very confused  I'm not much in to air rifles or stable work though, sorry  |
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"Guys and girls all calm down. You've all got over excited and forgot to tell him he needs to be Fab straight, needs to advertise BB and breeding, and was checked at clinic 15 years ago.
Got a wet patch building just hoping that he will pm us for a meet- not!
Is Fab straight the same as being Str8 because loads of guys keep offering me money and it's making my willy very confused I'm not much in to air rifles or stable work though, sorry "
Fudge that last bit nearly had me choking on my cuppa. I can see the news reports now.
"Local deviant drowns on tea whilst reading swingers forum. Strange new sex crazy sweeping nation" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Guys and girls all calm down. You've all got over excited and forgot to tell him he needs to be Fab straight, needs to advertise BB and breeding, and was checked at clinic 15 years ago.
Got a wet patch building just hoping that he will pm us for a meet- not!
Is Fab straight the same as being Str8 because loads of guys keep offering me money and it's making my willy very confused I'm not much in to air rifles or stable work though, sorry
Fudge that last bit nearly had me choking on my cuppa. I can see the news reports now.
"Local deviant drowns on tea whilst reading swingers forum. Strange new sex crazy sweeping nation""
What a truly British way to go... can I get those lenses back Thoth please? |
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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago
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"Why can't I get a meet from here? I've been on for literally a whole week and not even a peep!
I'm a humble, nice guy with a perfect body and a big, girthy dick. And yet the women aren't tripping over themselves to bang my brains out...
No idea. However share the outcome. Please
Any tips?"
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great pics tho 
