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By *ezebel OP   Woman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

'Ill be driving down Church St, turning left onto Meadow Lane and then driving down to Talbot Road between 1pm and 1.15pm today - does anybody want to meet?'

I see these sorts of posts regularly and was wondering do they ever work?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh must have missed you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

{starts up the helecopter}

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

{reluctantly starts up the helecopter and leaves the area as no-one has turned up and she is now going to report to admin as a timewaster and name and shame them on the forum }

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"'Ill be driving down Church St, turning left onto Meadow Lane and then driving down to Talbot Road between 1pm and 1.15pm today - does anybody want to meet?'

I see these sorts of posts regularly and was wondering do they ever work?"

I'm available but you would have to drive down Mill Lane at 17:03!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Drive by shagging ........ all the rage according to some mail I get.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

If you had been a guy you could of just dangled your cock out the window, had a queue of women waiting and have a drive by blow job

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By *ezebel OP   Woman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"If you had been a guy you could of just dangled your cock out the window, had a queue of women waiting and have a drive by blow job"

Its not so much the drive by, its the 10 minutes that they are available that makes me wonder...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was waiting but you drove straight past

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham

*borrows funkies time machine*

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"'Ill be driving down Church St, turning left onto Meadow Lane and then driving down to Talbot Road between 1pm and 1.15pm today - does anybody want to meet?'

I see these sorts of posts regularly and was wondering do they ever work?

I'm available but you would have to drive down Mill Lane at 17:03!"

I waited until 22:03 just in case you were late but you're a flammin time waster!

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By *ezebel OP   Woman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"'Ill be driving down Church St, turning left onto Meadow Lane and then driving down to Talbot Road between 1pm and 1.15pm today - does anybody want to meet?'

I see these sorts of posts regularly and was wondering do they ever work?

I'm available but you would have to drive down Mill Lane at 17:03!

I waited until 22:03 just in case you were late but you're a flammin time waster! "

I was on my way but I had to stop to help recapture a herd of wilderbeasts that had escaped from the local safari park, and an escaped monkey nicked my sat nav.

Can we make it tomorrow instead?

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"'Ill be driving down Church St, turning left onto Meadow Lane and then driving down to Talbot Road between 1pm and 1.15pm today - does anybody want to meet?'

I see these sorts of posts regularly and was wondering do they ever work?

I'm available but you would have to drive down Mill Lane at 17:03!

I waited until 22:03 just in case you were late but you're a flammin time waster!

I was on my way but I had to stop to help recapture a herd of wilderbeasts that had escaped from the local safari park, and an escaped monkey nicked my sat nav.

Can we make it tomorrow instead? "

as long as you bring the monkey with you

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"If you had been a guy you could of just dangled your cock out the window, had a queue of women waiting and have a drive by blow job

Its not so much the drive by, its the 10 minutes that they are available that makes me wonder..."

In fairness _ezebel, to some guys ten minutes is two shags and a fag break

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"If you had been a guy you could of just dangled your cock out the window, had a queue of women waiting and have a drive by blow job

Its not so much the drive by, its the 10 minutes that they are available that makes me wonder...

In fairness _ezebel, to some guys ten minutes is two shags and a fag break "

I don't smoke! (can't do twice in 10 minutes now either though

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By *ezebel OP   Woman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"'Ill be driving down Church St, turning left onto Meadow Lane and then driving down to Talbot Road between 1pm and 1.15pm today - does anybody want to meet?'

I see these sorts of posts regularly and was wondering do they ever work?

I'm available but you would have to drive down Mill Lane at 17:03!

I waited until 22:03 just in case you were late but you're a flammin time waster!

I was on my way but I had to stop to help recapture a herd of wilderbeasts that had escaped from the local safari park, and an escaped monkey nicked my sat nav.

Can we make it tomorrow instead?

as long as you bring the monkey with you "

Unless the bugger brings back my sat nav he's bush meat....

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By *ezebel OP   Woman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"If you had been a guy you could of just dangled your cock out the window, had a queue of women waiting and have a drive by blow job

Its not so much the drive by, its the 10 minutes that they are available that makes me wonder...

In fairness _ezebel, to some guys ten minutes is two shags and a fag break "

So true

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"'Ill be driving down Church St, turning left onto Meadow Lane and then driving down to Talbot Road between 1pm and 1.15pm today - does anybody want to meet?'

I see these sorts of posts regularly and was wondering do they ever work?

I'm available but you would have to drive down Mill Lane at 17:03!

I waited until 22:03 just in case you were late but you're a flammin time waster!

I was on my way but I had to stop to help recapture a herd of wilderbeasts that had escaped from the local safari park, and an escaped monkey nicked my sat nav.

Can we make it tomorrow instead?

as long as you bring the monkey with you

Unless the bugger brings back my sat nav he's bush meat...."

of course if you were a REAL swinger you would use google maps anyway

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By *ezebel OP   Woman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

I was on my way but I had to stop to help recapture a herd of wilderbeasts that had escaped from the local safari park, and an escaped monkey nicked my sat nav.

Can we make it tomorrow instead?

as long as you bring the monkey with you

Unless the bugger brings back my sat nav he's bush meat....

of course if you were a REAL swinger you would use google maps anyway "

But I WILL be a real one when I grow up...

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"

I was on my way but I had to stop to help recapture a herd of wilderbeasts that had escaped from the local safari park, and an escaped monkey nicked my sat nav.

Can we make it tomorrow instead?

as long as you bring the monkey with you

Unless the bugger brings back my sat nav he's bush meat....

of course if you were a REAL swinger you would use google maps anyway

But I WILL be a real one when I grow up..."

can I teach you to use google maps?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was there stuck in the freezer but you carried on. Any one help I am still stuck

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By *ezebel OP   Woman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Do you lot not know its against site rules to use the forums to name and shame people and call them timewasters????

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Do you lot not know its against site rules to use the forums to name and shame people and call them timewasters????

"

except in special circumstances

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By *ansue35Couple  over a year ago

yorkshire


"'Ill be driving down Church St, turning left onto Meadow Lane and then driving down to Talbot Road between 1pm and 1.15pm today - does anybody want to meet?'

I see these sorts of posts regularly and was wondering do they ever work?

I'm available but you would have to drive down Mill Lane at 17:03!

I waited until 22:03 just in case you were late but you're a flammin time waster!

I was on my way but I had to stop to help recapture a herd of wilderbeasts that had escaped from the local safari park, and an escaped monkey nicked my sat nav.

Can we make it tomorrow instead? "

Arr you meet the in laws then

Ian

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By *ezebel OP   Woman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"'Ill be driving down Church St, turning left onto Meadow Lane and then driving down to Talbot Road between 1pm and 1.15pm today - does anybody want to meet?'

I see these sorts of posts regularly and was wondering do they ever work?

I'm available but you would have to drive down Mill Lane at 17:03!

I waited until 22:03 just in case you were late but you're a flammin time waster!

I was on my way but I had to stop to help recapture a herd of wilderbeasts that had escaped from the local safari park, and an escaped monkey nicked my sat nav.

Can we make it tomorrow instead?

Arr you meet the in laws then

Ian"

Can you ask the Mother-in-Law if I can have my sat nav back please?

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By *ansue35Couple  over a year ago

yorkshire

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By *ansue35Couple  over a year ago

yorkshire

OK will ask the mother in law.

But i need more CS spray as I used all mine on the last visit.

Ian

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