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What’s the largest /strangest thing you have had up your arse or pussy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A 7" dildo, but it wasn't particularly thick. I've also used a butt plug, which is easier to keep in. Each time when wanking. The muscle contractions when I cum are out of this world. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A small vibrator up my ass, couldn’t get out rattled every time I sat on bog "
Be a nightmare trying to sneak up on anyone, they’d always hear you coming!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Multiple things:
Butt Plug
Vibrator - many different shapes and sizes
Dildo - many different shapes and sizes
Anal Beads
Beer Bottle
Weighted Balls
Fingers
Tongue
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Oddest thing... large play mobile spade i found in a draw when i was 17 and wondered if something up there felt nice...
Largest, thick 8-9in dildo... seems that 2in spade handle has a lot to answer for...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strangest was ginger.. 
It was not good!
A ginger bloke or the root vegetable? 
The root, oh my people do that for fun!
Sounds like it might sting "
It did, never again! |
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"Strangest was ginger..
It was not good!
A ginger bloke or the root vegetable?
The root, oh my people do that for fun!
Sounds like it might sting
It did, never again!"
Called figging I believe, ouch... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Multiple things:
Butt Plug
Vibrator - many different shapes and sizes
Dildo - many different shapes and sizes
Anal Beads
Beer Bottle
Weighted Balls
Fingers
Tongue
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What? All at the same time!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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22 inch double ender....no I didnt take it all...just about half
Thick 8inch dildo
Multiple toys
Only once or twice a real cock and they were never good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strangest was ginger..
It was not good!
A ginger bloke or the root vegetable?
The root, oh my people do that for fun!"
At what point did you think it would be good!???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Largest, well a rather large hand/fist
Strangest, a chunk of root ginger
I enjoyed both immensely
A hand with chillis on it. 
Chilli oil on your clit is quite a nice sensation too"
Food items can be very good. I once cooked someone a meal using the veg we had used on her. Not in her arse obviously |
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I was on shift at the hospital when someone came in to have an aubergine removed.
He felt like making ratatouille in the buff at 1am on a Sunday morning and slipped. Apparently. He’d tried to remove it himself using a knitting needle.... |
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"I was on shift at the hospital when someone came in to have an aubergine removed.
He felt like making ratatouille in the buff at 1am on a Sunday morning and slipped. Apparently. He’d tried to remove it himself using a knitting needle...."
it's an easy accident to have hun lol I had similar with a cucumber it snapped off and was nite mare to get out I had to endure two orgasm s as my fuck bud tried for ages he didn't use knitting needle thou last time I make a cucumber sandwich naked lol xx |
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"I was on shift at the hospital when someone came in to have an aubergine removed.
He felt like making ratatouille in the buff at 1am on a Sunday morning and slipped. Apparently. He’d tried to remove it himself using a knitting needle.... it's an easy accident to have hun lol I had similar with a cucumber it snapped off and was nite mare to get out I had to endure two orgasm s as my fuck bud tried for ages he didn't use knitting needle thou last time I make a cucumber sandwich naked lol xx"
I definitely need to pop over for afternoon tea at your house... |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
My FwB took my biggest Mr Ed pony cock extension toy up her pussy was an amazing sight to behold her bouncing up and down on it. Picture of toy 7 December 2016 in my profile.
No pictures of her riding it will have to remember to take some next time. |
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"I was on shift at the hospital when someone came in to have an aubergine removed.
He felt like making ratatouille in the buff at 1am on a Sunday morning and slipped. Apparently. He’d tried to remove it himself using a knitting needle.... it's an easy accident to have hun lol I had similar with a cucumber it snapped off and was nite mare to get out I had to endure two orgasm s as my fuck bud tried for ages he didn't use knitting needle thou last time I make a cucumber sandwich naked lol xx
I definitely need to pop over for afternoon tea at your house... "
If you do you'd best bring a nice big bottle of wine to he he x |
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"A geranium x "
Only yesterday, I was in Lidl, and I happened upon a bunch of gladioli. I picked them up and spontaneously started singing "Abandoned bicycle on a hillside desolate...."
Just saying.  |
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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago
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"I was on shift at the hospital when someone came in to have an aubergine removed.
He felt like making ratatouille in the buff at 1am on a Sunday morning and slipped. Apparently. He’d tried to remove it himself using a knitting needle.... it's an easy accident to have hun lol I had similar with a cucumber it snapped off and was nite mare to get out I had to endure two orgasm s as my fuck bud tried for ages he didn't use knitting needle thou last time I make a cucumber sandwich naked lol xx
I definitely need to pop over for afternoon tea at your house...
If you do you'd best bring a nice big bottle of wine to he he x"
I'd bring two xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Strangest was a wall mounted bathroom hook in Spanish hotel room (see October2016 pic), largest was a big sure deodorant can, nice shape, but needed a bit of prep and patience (see Pic below one above) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Strangest was a wall mounted bathroom hook in Spanish hotel room (see October2016 pic), largest was a big sure deodorant can, nice shape, but needed a bit of prep and patience (see Pic below one above)"
Had to have a look just to understand what you meant by wall mounted bathroom hook. Now I’ve seen it. i can’t see another use for it, it looks like it was intended to be used in this way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Strangest was a wall mounted bathroom hook in Spanish hotel room (see October2016 pic), largest was a big sure deodorant can, nice shape, but needed a bit of prep and patience (see Pic below one above)
Had to have a look just to understand what you meant by wall mounted bathroom hook. Now I’ve seen it. i can’t see another use for it, it looks like it was intended to be used in this way!"
Too small for my liking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Strangest was a wall mounted bathroom hook in Spanish hotel room (see October2016 pic), largest was a big sure deodorant can, nice shape, but needed a bit of prep and patience (see Pic below one above)
Had to have a look just to understand what you meant by wall mounted bathroom hook. Now I’ve seen it. i can’t see another use for it, it looks like it was intended to be used in this way!"
My thoughts exactly, that was 3yrs ago and i still can't work out what else it was there for!! |
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