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over a year ago
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There’s us thinking this thread will be full quicker than a premature ejaculator logging into fab! Just goes to show that there aren’t many genuine night owls on here to take you up on your offer 
A true test of a single (Young?) genuine chap: Will they come to see you at stupid ‘o’clock Sunday night/Monday morning? If they even attempt to use work as an excuse not to, they’re either full of shit, uninteresting and/or lack the ability to party and go to work with little or no sleep (scientific explanation for boring bastard and shit shag).
Good luck OP, you should be in a position to just click your fingers assuming all the hot and truly single guys with bags of stamina are real.
Actually, maybe there’s one or two daring married/attached ones who are prepared to brave the squeaky floor boards whilst Janice snores and farts away? Come on guys, live a little, you’re only here once! Give the OP what she wants. It might be the first experience to raise your pulse above 80, excluding your cholesterol level of course. |
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By *DDYMan
over a year ago
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Hi , i'll come and give your pussy as much attention as you want if you're interested ? Just looked at your profile , and i'm happy with your requirements , and looking forward to doing what the last line says . Message me if you like my offer .....xxx |
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"Any tips on The best way to remedy this problem right now much appreciated x"
Having just looked at your profile I'm wondering why it's been so long 
Obviously due to you not having time rather than guys don't want to meet with you surely  x |
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"Any tips on The best way to remedy this problem right now much appreciated x"
It's easy you find a local couple where the male is allowed out on his own. But only allowed giving oral to a neglected pussy
Paula and Daventry
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There’s us thinking this thread will be full quicker than a premature ejaculator logging into fab! Just goes to show that there aren’t many genuine night owls on here to take you up on your offer
A true test of a single (Young?) genuine chap: Will they come to see you at stupid ‘o’clock Sunday night/Monday morning? If they even attempt to use work as an excuse not to, they’re either full of shit, uninteresting and/or lack the ability to party and go to work with little or no sleep (scientific explanation for boring bastard and shit shag).
Good luck OP, you should be in a position to just click your fingers assuming all the hot and truly single guys with bags of stamina are real.
Actually, maybe there’s one or two daring married/attached ones who are prepared to brave the squeaky floor boards whilst Janice snores and farts away? Come on guys, live a little, you’re only here once! Give the OP what she wants. It might be the first experience to raise your pulse above 80, excluding your cholesterol level of course."
Hilarious. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There’s us thinking this thread will be full quicker than a premature ejaculator logging into fab! Just goes to show that there aren’t many genuine night owls on here to take you up on your offer
A true test of a single (Young?) genuine chap: Will they come to see you at stupid ‘o’clock Sunday night/Monday morning? If they even attempt to use work as an excuse not to, they’re either full of shit, uninteresting and/or lack the ability to party and go to work with little or no sleep (scientific explanation for boring bastard and shit shag).
Good luck OP, you should be in a position to just click your fingers assuming all the hot and truly single guys with bags of stamina are real.
Actually, maybe there’s one or two daring married/attached ones who are prepared to brave the squeaky floor boards whilst Janice snores and farts away? Come on guys, live a little, you’re only here once! Give the OP what she wants. It might be the first experience to raise your pulse above 80, excluding your cholesterol level of course."
Ha ha omg I absolutely love this reply, thank you. Up to reading your post i was slowly losing the will to live as all the previous replies were demonstrative of the reasons why I have a neglected pussy.... most of the single men on here are knuckle dragging Neanderthals who think only with their dicks and cannot read. Thank you for restoring my faith in this site xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi , i'll come and give your pussy as much attention as you want if you're interested ? Just looked at your profile , and i'm happy with your requirements , and looking forward to doing what the last line says . Message me if you like my offer .....xxx"
I appreciate your offer but its a polite no thank you. Good luck though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Any tips on The best way to remedy this problem right now much appreciated x
Having just looked at your profile I'm wondering why it's been so long
Obviously due to you not having time rather than guys don't want to meet with you surely x"
Yes absurdly correct it us that and the calibre of the men offering x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Any tips on The best way to remedy this problem right now much appreciated x
It's easy you find a local couple where the male is allowed out on his own. But only allowed giving oral to a neglected pussy
No thanks.
Paula and Daventry
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Something big and rigid might do the trick I can see you lack imagination... one trick pony no doubt?
With responses like that, I'd say a better attitude is the only remedy you need"
Lol xx |
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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"Any tips on The best way to remedy this problem right now much appreciated x"
Empty litter tray.
Find cat nip.
Maybe some chicken or fish.
Pussy will purr or do what cats do, go next door.
Sorted.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ha ha no not at all, I do have a cat who likes to wake me up at daft o clock for a fuss. It annoys me cos I just want to sleep lol
Serves you right for neglecting it "
He isnt neglected he is just demanding lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any tips on The best way to remedy this problem right now much appreciated x
Buy another pussy. The 2 will soon be purring."
I have considered that... |
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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago
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"Ha ha no not at all, I do have a cat who likes to wake me up at daft o clock for a fuss. It annoys me cos I just want to sleep lol
Serves you right for neglecting it
He isnt neglected he is just demanding lol"
Chicken and egg situation |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any tips on The best way to remedy this problem right now much appreciated x
Visit Liverpool  "
I love Liverpool but sadly i am unable to travel. I appreciate your invite though if indeed it was an invite? X |
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"Any tips on The best way to remedy this problem right now much appreciated x
Visit Liverpool
I love Liverpool but sadly i am unable to travel. I appreciate your invite though if indeed it was an invite? X"
I’m a gentleman, of course it’s an invite  |
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"Any tips on The best way to remedy this problem right now much appreciated x
Visit Liverpool
I love Liverpool but sadly i am unable to travel. I appreciate your invite though if indeed it was an invite? X
I’m a gentleman, of course it’s an invite "
No ball fucking though  |
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