"Posted this in another forum but yolo...
Couples are very tricky to engage with, I've done this twice, first time was great to be fair, at first there's always the game of having to make sure the female half is comfortable with you as a person, socially etc, but that's fun. What follows is so much trust and recognition which is fun!
One of my meets is a worlds worst nightmare, and one I wont forget, by which I wasnt nervous, but hungover from Dragon Soop the night before. Now, if anybody has ever drank this before, you understand. But for those who have not, welcome to my nightmare. Its a tin of Monster, with 8% alcohol. Rocket fuel.
We met up last minute, morning of being hungover, she was an absolute worldie, I struggled to find the apartment hotel in which they were staying, so the knock on my car window scared me and I nearly lost my breath when I realised how good looking she was. Great personality, amazing looks and body, back to the room and her man was so inviting and basically said she's all mine. At which point hell begins.
I struggle to get hard, when I do, were going at it hard but I really struggle with fitness. Im pumped, tired and out of breath, but all of a sudden I realise somethings wrong. So out of breath I'm in danger, cant slow down, cant recover, start to feel dizzy, light headed, like a mini heart attack, i head for the bathroom, over the sink, trying to splash water on my face. Start to feel ill, head towards the toilet to be sick and the next minute I wake up, naked, being picked up by the couple, front tooth broken in half, having to ring an emergency dentist, being calmed down and cooled down by the female half. Living nightmare.
Absolutely hilarious but my living nightmare. Never drink dragon soop... "
Bloody hell!!! That’s hilarious! Have you ever seen the couple again since? |
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