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On the subject of length and girth.... Men (or women) What is the official way of measurement? Is it the topside (from hilt to tip) or underside from Scrotum to tip?  |
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"On the subject of length and girth.... Men (or women) What is the official way of measurement? Is it the topside (from hilt to tip) or underside from Scrotum to tip? "
I'm really dying to see the answers to this question...
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"On the subject of length and girth.... Men (or women) What is the official way of measurement? Is it the topside (from hilt to tip) or underside from Scrotum to tip?
I'm really dying to see the answers to this question...
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Like it matters!
However, if you’re really bothered....
Place your measuring device at base of your hard-on where it attaches to the pelvis. Press into the pubic bone as far as you can, until you hit against the bone. Measure from the here to the end of the tip. |
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Use a steel ruler or measuring tape. Put it in the freezer so that the metal contracts, giving you those vital extra mm.
Fever Tree is not responsible for freezer burnt tackle or the fact that a cold metal ruler against your pride and joy will cause it to contract by inches... |
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Make sure you cock is hard enought and try to force your way in into a watermelon. When you are balls deep, take your shaft off of it and poor some water.
Wait 5 minutes and drink it.
You won't know the size of your cock but it will refresh your throat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Make sure you cock is hard enought and try to force your way in into a watermelon. When you are balls deep, take your shaft off of it and poor some water.
Wait 5 minutes and drink it.
You won't know the size of your cock but it will refresh your throat. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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From the ankle to the belly button, then add three inches.
Also, anyone else think it's odd guys still measure in inches? Metric baby, 18cm sounds more impressive than 7inches. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Make sure you cock is hard enought and try to force your way in into a watermelon. When you are balls deep, take your shaft off of it and poor some water.
Wait 5 minutes and drink it.
You won't know the size of your cock but it will refresh your throat. "
Who gave you that advice? Weird  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Make sure you cock is hard enought and try to force your way in into a watermelon. When you are balls deep, take your shaft off of it and poor some water.
Wait 5 minutes and drink it.
You won't know the size of your cock but it will refresh your throat.
Actually I’ll pop down to B&Q they’ll give me accurate advice on measurement
Who gave you that advice? Weird "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Make sure you cock is hard enought and try to force your way in into a watermelon. When you are balls deep, take your shaft off of it and poor some water.
Wait 5 minutes and drink it.
You won't know the size of your cock but it will refresh your throat.
Actually I’ll pop down to B&Q they’ll give me accurate advice on measurement
Who gave you that advice? Weird "
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