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Okay bit of a weird one here that I've not seen covered in other posts.
I met a lovely couple over the weekend and during play whilst hubby was recording the event Mrs commented that my cock was really very heavy. The weight of Little Bigpaul78 is not something I'd ever considered before and it got me wondering, am I alone in this? Has anyone ever had similar feedback?
I get we all come in different sizes but I'd assumed all members of my size (she has a preference for the girthier gentleman) would at least be in the same ball park weight wise.
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"Okay bit of a weird one here that I've not seen covered in other posts.
I met a lovely couple over the weekend and during play whilst hubby was recording the event Mrs commented that my cock was really very heavy. The weight of Little Bigpaul78 is not something I'd ever considered before and it got me wondering, am I alone in this? Has anyone ever had similar feedback?
I get we all come in different sizes but I'd assumed all members of my size (she has a preference for the girthier gentleman) would at least be in the same ball park weight wise.
Discus... "
put the food scales on a table 850 mm optimum height then stand above the scales resting the limp penis in a downward spiral in the small pot of the scales move gingerly or get your mum to read the scales if you can't see them  |
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"Yeah, been trying to figure out the physics of that since it happened. "
Actually what you need is a bowl of water, filled to the brim, pop your cock in carefully (make it warm water so you don't jump) then measure how much water you displaced, convert mls to mgs and you've got the weight  |
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"Yeah, been trying to figure out the physics of that since it happened.
Actually what you need is a bowl of water, filled to the brim, pop your cock in carefully (make it warm water so you don't jump) then measure how much water you displaced, convert mls to mgs and you've got the weight "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay bit of a weird one here that I've not seen covered in other posts.
I met a lovely couple over the weekend and during play whilst hubby was recording the event Mrs commented that my cock was really very heavy. The weight of Little Bigpaul78 is not something I'd ever considered before and it got me wondering, am I alone in this? Has anyone ever had similar feedback?
I get we all come in different sizes but I'd assumed all members of my size (she has a preference for the girthier gentleman) would at least be in the same ball park weight wise.
Discus... "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Okay. Never leave me bored at work with a jug and a calculator.
For the record, 13.16oz which is broadly the same as three quarter pounders.
Can you put a single body part on a diet?
I weigh 14 Stone, does that mean 0.5% of my entire body weight is cock?
Swinging mathematicians more than welcome.
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"Okay bit of a weird one here that I've not seen covered in other posts.
I met a lovely couple over the weekend and during play whilst hubby was recording the event Mrs commented that my cock was really very heavy. The weight of Little Bigpaul78 is not something I'd ever considered before and it got me wondering, am I alone in this? Has anyone ever had similar feedback?
I get we all come in different sizes but I'd assumed all members of my size (she has a preference for the girthier gentleman) would at least be in the same ball park weight wise.
Discus... put the food scales on a table 850 mm optimum height then stand above the scales resting the limp penis in a downward spiral in the small pot of the scales move gingerly or get your mum to read the scales if you can't see them "
Oh my god. I'm in bits after reading that lol hahahaha  |
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"Hang on tho! There's an important variable...flaccid or engorged!?
Engorged, I'm good but I'm not that good
*Checking through my cupboards for items of comparable weight*"
Waitrose sell a 390g jar of pickled walnuts which is both disturbing yet frighteningly accurate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay bit of a weird one here that I've not seen covered in other posts.
I met a lovely couple over the weekend and during play whilst hubby was recording the event Mrs commented that my cock was really very heavy. The weight of Little Bigpaul78 is not something I'd ever considered before and it got me wondering, am I alone in this? Has anyone ever had similar feedback?
I get we all come in different sizes but I'd assumed all members of my size (she has a preference for the girthier gentleman) would at least be in the same ball park weight wise.
Discus... put the food scales on a table 850 mm optimum height then stand above the scales resting the limp penis in a downward spiral in the small pot of the scales move gingerly or get your mum to read the scales if you can't see them
Oh my god. I'm in bits after reading that lol hahahaha "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay bit of a weird one here that I've not seen covered in other posts.
I met a lovely couple over the weekend and during play whilst hubby was recording the event Mrs commented that my cock was really very heavy. The weight of Little Bigpaul78 is not something I'd ever considered before and it got me wondering, am I alone in this? Has anyone ever had similar feedback?
I get we all come in different sizes but I'd assumed all members of my size (she has a preference for the girthier gentleman) would at least be in the same ball park weight wise.
Discus... put the food scales on a table 850 mm optimum height then stand above the scales resting the limp penis in a downward spiral in the small pot of the scales move gingerly or get your mum to read the scales if you can't see them
Oh my god. I'm in bits after reading that lol hahahaha "
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"The average penis weighs around 137g when erect.
Based on a girth of 4.5", length of 5.2" and a density of 1g per cubic centimetre.
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That may explain it then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The average penis weighs around 137g when erect.
Based on a girth of 4.5", length of 5.2" and a density of 1g per cubic centimetre.
Is that an actual statistic that you found?"
I worked it out |
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"The average penis weighs around 137g when erect.
Based on a girth of 4.5", length of 5.2" and a density of 1g per cubic centimetre.
Is that an actual statistic that you found?
I worked it out "
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By *mp411Man
over a year ago
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"Yeah, been trying to figure out the physics of that since it happened.
Actually what you need is a bowl of water, filled to the brim, pop your cock in carefully (make it warm water so you don't jump) then measure how much water you displaced, convert mls to mgs and you've got the weight "
Archimedes eureaka who says fab isn’t full of geniuses  |
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"Yeah, been trying to figure out the physics of that since it happened.
Actually what you need is a bowl of water, filled to the brim, pop your cock in carefully (make it warm water so you don't jump) then measure how much water you displaced, convert mls to mgs and you've got the weight
Archimedes eureaka who says fab isn’t full of geniuses "
Are you suggesting some old Greek bloke thought of it before me?! |
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