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While doing the dirty...
One of mine is:
A lady was riding me rather hard, and as she came, she let out a mahoooosive fart.
I had to try my hardest to not laugh, buy couldn't help it. Needless to say, I never saw it heard from her again (which is annoying because I want at all bothered. And she was hot!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While doing the dirty...
One of mine is:
A lady was riding me rather hard, and as she came, she let out a mahoooosive fart.
I had to try my hardest to not laugh, buy couldn't help it. Needless to say, I never saw it heard from her again (which is annoying because I want at all bothered. And she was hot!)"
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The Queen was riding on a horse drawn carriage with a foreign dignitary when one of the horses broke wind long and loud. The Queen apologised to her guest who replied "that's quite all right your majesty I thought it was the horse"
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I was under my friend as my bf was f*cking her from behind.He started to cum in her and some came out and went in my eye.I moved quick as it was stinging so she moved quick and as he went down to see what was wrong with me I accidentally kneed him in the face  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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That reminds me.
I once had my ex gf's dog sidle up and lick her arse crack while she rode mein the sofa...
That was wired.
Mostly because she wasn't even really shocked, just shooed him away  |
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