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By *r147uk OP Man
over a year ago
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So visiting Amsterdam next month and wondering whats the dirtiest, kinkiest thing youve came across or done whilst in Amsterdam.. Swing clubs sex shows windows etc We have done before... Looking for a real filthy time this time around with outside of the box suggestions welcome! Thanks all! looking forward to hearing your stories... x |
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"So visiting Amsterdam next month and wondering whats the dirtiest, kinkiest thing youve came across or done whilst in Amsterdam.. Swing clubs sex shows windows etc We have done before... Looking for a real filthy time this time around with outside of the box suggestions welcome! Thanks all! looking forward to hearing your stories... x"
I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait
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10 of us all used a dildo on woman, we weren’t exactly easy on her, also same weekend got picked out the crowd to go on stage, had to put a plastic dildo in my mouth, while the woman went up and down on it, stopping mile mitres away from touching my lips, she smelt great  |
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Back in the 90s me and my lovely then gf now wife went to a sex show in Amsterdam. A couple were performing on stage: a beautiful short-haired blonde woman was going down on a very well-endowed black man. Then the woman stopped and invited my other half up on stage and invited her to kneel in front of the guy. His stiff cock was inches from her mouth. Then the blonde woman knelt next to her and pulled a sheet over both of them, hiding their heads and the guy’s cock.
Now nobody in the audience could tell exactly what was happening under the sheet but both women’s heads were certainly moving and the guy had a smile on his face.... |
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(Cont’d) Then she came back to her seat grinning....
P told me later that they had just chatted under the sheet, while the blonde woman wanked the guy’s cock. I think I believe her!
We had a couple of other fun adventures there, and were so horny I even fucked P with our shiny new souvenir vibrator while she sat next to me with a coat strategically placed on her lap as we waited for our flight to be called in Amsterdam airport...
PS the Van Gogh Museum is also excellent. |
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I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait
Advice on the best places / clubs needed please "
If it's a Saturday night then head to Fata Morgana, a fabulous sexy club just outside the city. It's open other days/times but Saturday nights are buzzing  |
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Drank coffee, went through the seedy part, a mate if mine got ripped off they dropped a basket down and told him to put money in basket and hauled it back up didn't let him in lol, I wasn't there at the time another guy came back with hep B so it's not all its cracked up to be but Amsterdam is a beautiful place well I thought so was only there two days  |
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I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait
Advice on the best places / clubs needed please
If it's a Saturday night then head to Fata Morgana, a fabulous sexy club just outside the city. It's open other days/times but Saturday nights are buzzing "
Yes I’m there the last weekend in August so def going to check that out |
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We’ll be there with another Fabs couple from 5th to 9th of August. Really looking forward to it.
Sadly we aren’t there on a Saturday, so no club visits planned.
I’m sure we’ll find plenty to keep us occupied.  |
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I went there last year for the first time.
I didnt get upto much because it was a quick visit after work.. But I thought it was over rated and too busy for my liking.
Very touristy and no different than spending time in Central London, minus the . But I don't smoke anyway. |
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I went in this magical place full of dicks. Suddenly I was surrounded by more than my mind could process. Small dicks. Huge dicks. Dicks that had capes on. I got my hands on as many as I could, and it filled me with more joy than I ever envisaged.
...Wait, did I say dicks? I meant ducks. I went in the duck store. |
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I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait
Advice on the best places / clubs needed please
If it's a Saturday night then head to Fata Morgana, a fabulous sexy club just outside the city. It's open other days/times but Saturday nights are buzzing
Yes I’m there the last weekend in August so def going to check that out "
There the 29th and 30th August and looking to experience all Amsterdam has to offer... |
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Went into a live sex place, it was a bunch of Perspex cubicles with a circle in the centre where they had live performances. An extremely hot girl stripped and danced, I lady wanked myself, she saw me and climbed up on the window right in front of me , grinding her pussy on the glass until I came with my husband standing behind me playing with my tits. It was so hot |
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Amsterdam has lost its flare for me
Have been lots of times with work over the years.
To many people looking to steal your wallet sell you which will be laced with anything
Got held up in a hotel at gun point by 2 guys robbing the hotel
Threatened to get shot when walking down Dam Square and was approached by a guy trying to sell me
He was very touch feely was definitely after my wallet
Move onto a mate in front when I shouted out watch your wallet him and this gorilla who appeared from know where threatened to get a gun out and shoot me
Know it's not answered the op question
More a word of warning be careful when there as these pick pockets are good and you dont want it to spoil your holiday
Had a work colleague get his phone stolen from his pocket in a nightclub |
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"So visiting Amsterdam next month and wondering whats the dirtiest, kinkiest thing youve came across or done whilst in Amsterdam.. Swing clubs sex shows windows etc We have done before... Looking for a real filthy time this time around with outside of the box suggestions welcome! Thanks all! looking forward to hearing your stories... x
I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait
Advice on the best places / clubs needed please "
I have lived in Amsterdam but didn't swing at that time.
NEVER walk around the red light on your own.
Don't be frightened of the red light though. As well as the prostitutes the red light has sex shows, great bars and great restaurants. the red light is where you for go the cheaper prices.
Avoid tourist traps like rembrandtplein and leidseplein. They are very expensive areas to eat and drink in.
If you are going to smoke try going out of the city centre to find a coffeeshop. You will get more for your money and better quality. Avoid the bulldog cofeeshops as they are expensive tourist traps.
If you have never smoked but want to know what being stoned is like DO NOT buy a space cake. You will deeply regret it. To give you an analogy it like somebody saying I want to know what being d*unk is like and then drinking a bottle of whisky. Eating /pot gives you much stronger hit than smoking it and eating it the hit lasts for hours.
NEVER buy anything from the street dealers. At best you will get ripped off at worst you may end up dead. There has been a problem with street dealers selling white heroin as cocaine. People have been snorting it and dying. The street dealers are scum and don't give a fuck about you.
If a street dealer asks you to buy something say "Nee, dank je wel" Use Google to find out how to pronounce it. Nee, dank je wel. = no thank you. The street dealer will hear your British accent but assume you live in Amsterdam and think know the score.
The banana bar is a good laugh. It's in the red light district.
A sex show is a good laugh. Also in the red light area.
The best time to visit Amsterdam is kings day eve and Kings day. The city becomes a big marketplace on Kings day and everybody parties.
Since I left Amsetrdam it has become a very expensive city for eating out and drinking alcohol. Take a lot of money with you. |
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"So visiting Amsterdam next month and wondering whats the dirtiest, kinkiest thing youve came across or done whilst in Amsterdam.. Swing clubs sex shows windows etc We have done before... Looking for a real filthy time this time around with outside of the box suggestions welcome! Thanks all! looking forward to hearing your stories... x
I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait
Advice on the best places / clubs needed please
I have lived in Amsterdam but didn't swing at that time.
NEVER walk around the red light on your own.
Don't be frightened of the red light though. As well as the prostitutes the red light has sex shows, great bars and great restaurants. the red light is where you for go the cheaper prices.
Avoid tourist traps like rembrandtplein and leidseplein. They are very expensive areas to eat and drink in.
If you are going to smoke try going out of the city centre to find a coffeeshop. You will get more for your money and better quality. Avoid the bulldog cofeeshops as they are expensive tourist traps.
If you have never smoked but want to know what being stoned is like DO NOT buy a space cake. You will deeply regret it. To give you an analogy it like somebody saying I want to know what being d*unk is like and then drinking a bottle of whisky. Eating /pot gives you much stronger hit than smoking it and eating it the hit lasts for hours.
NEVER buy anything from the street dealers. At best you will get ripped off at worst you may end up dead. There has been a problem with street dealers selling white heroin as cocaine. People have been snorting it and dying. The street dealers are scum and don't give a fuck about you.
If a street dealer asks you to buy something say "Nee, dank je wel" Use Google to find out how to pronounce it. Nee, dank je wel. = no thank you. The street dealer will hear your British accent but assume you live in Amsterdam and think know the score.
The banana bar is a good laugh. It's in the red light district.
A sex show is a good laugh. Also in the red light area.
The best time to visit Amsterdam is kings day eve and Kings day. The city becomes a big marketplace on Kings day and everybody parties.
Since I left Amsetrdam it has become a very expensive city for eating out and drinking alcohol. Take a lot of money with you. "
Wow really enjoyed reading that ... what a great incite thank you
I have heard it’s super expensive to eat and drink too |
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over a year ago
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"So visiting Amsterdam next month and wondering whats the dirtiest, kinkiest thing youve came across or done whilst in Amsterdam.. Swing clubs sex shows windows etc We have done before... Looking for a real filthy time this time around with outside of the box suggestions welcome! Thanks all! looking forward to hearing your stories... x
I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait
Advice on the best places / clubs needed please
I have lived in Amsterdam but didn't swing at that time.
NEVER walk around the red light on your own.
Don't be frightened of the red light though. As well as the prostitutes the red light has sex shows, great bars and great restaurants. the red light is where you for go the cheaper prices.
Avoid tourist traps like rembrandtplein and leidseplein. They are very expensive areas to eat and drink in.
If you are going to smoke try going out of the city centre to find a coffeeshop. You will get more for your money and better quality. Avoid the bulldog cofeeshops as they are expensive tourist traps.
If you have never smoked but want to know what being stoned is like DO NOT buy a space cake. You will deeply regret it. To give you an analogy it like somebody saying I want to know what being d*unk is like and then drinking a bottle of whisky. Eating /pot gives you much stronger hit than smoking it and eating it the hit lasts for hours.
NEVER buy anything from the street dealers. At best you will get ripped off at worst you may end up dead. There has been a problem with street dealers selling white heroin as cocaine. People have been snorting it and dying. The street dealers are scum and don't give a fuck about you.
If a street dealer asks you to buy something say "Nee, dank je wel" Use Google to find out how to pronounce it. Nee, dank je wel. = no thank you. The street dealer will hear your British accent but assume you live in Amsterdam and think know the score.
The banana bar is a good laugh. It's in the red light district.
A sex show is a good laugh. Also in the red light area.
The best time to visit Amsterdam is kings day eve and Kings day. The city becomes a big marketplace on Kings day and everybody parties.
Since I left Amsetrdam it has become a very expensive city for eating out and drinking alcohol. Take a lot of money with you.
Wow really enjoyed reading that ... what a great incite thank you
I have heard it’s super expensive to eat and drink too "
coffees cheap just avoid eating |
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"So visiting Amsterdam next month and wondering whats the dirtiest, kinkiest thing youve came across or done whilst in Amsterdam.. Swing clubs sex shows windows etc We have done before... Looking for a real filthy time this time around with outside of the box suggestions welcome! Thanks all! looking forward to hearing your stories... x
I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait
Advice on the best places / clubs needed please
I have lived in Amsterdam but didn't swing at that time.
NEVER walk around the red light on your own.
Don't be frightened of the red light though. As well as the prostitutes the red light has sex shows, great bars and great restaurants. the red light is where you for go the cheaper prices.
Avoid tourist traps like rembrandtplein and leidseplein. They are very expensive areas to eat and drink in.
If you are going to smoke try going out of the city centre to find a coffeeshop. You will get more for your money and better quality. Avoid the bulldog cofeeshops as they are expensive tourist traps.
If you have never smoked but want to know what being stoned is like DO NOT buy a space cake. You will deeply regret it. To give you an analogy it like somebody saying I want to know what being d*unk is like and then drinking a bottle of whisky. Eating /pot gives you much stronger hit than smoking it and eating it the hit lasts for hours.
NEVER buy anything from the street dealers. At best you will get ripped off at worst you may end up dead. There has been a problem with street dealers selling white heroin as cocaine. People have been snorting it and dying. The street dealers are scum and don't give a fuck about you.
If a street dealer asks you to buy something say "Nee, dank je wel" Use Google to find out how to pronounce it. Nee, dank je wel. = no thank you. The street dealer will hear your British accent but assume you live in Amsterdam and think know the score.
The banana bar is a good laugh. It's in the red light district.
A sex show is a good laugh. Also in the red light area.
The best time to visit Amsterdam is kings day eve and Kings day. The city becomes a big marketplace on Kings day and everybody parties.
Since I left Amsetrdam it has become a very expensive city for eating out and drinking alcohol. Take a lot of money with you.
Wow really enjoyed reading that ... what a great incite thank you
I have heard it’s super expensive to eat and drink too coffees cheap just avoid eating "
If only - if I could convince my body I just run on coffee maybe I could shift these extra pounds lol |
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"So visiting Amsterdam next month and wondering whats the dirtiest, kinkiest thing youve came across or done whilst in Amsterdam.. Swing clubs sex shows windows etc We have done before... Looking for a real filthy time this time around with outside of the box suggestions welcome! Thanks all! looking forward to hearing your stories... x
I’m visiting Amsterdam next month too ! First time and can’t wait
Advice on the best places / clubs needed please
I have lived in Amsterdam but didn't swing at that time.
NEVER walk around the red light on your own.
Don't be frightened of the red light though. As well as the prostitutes the red light has sex shows, great bars and great restaurants. the red light is where you for go the cheaper prices.
Avoid tourist traps like rembrandtplein and leidseplein. They are very expensive areas to eat and drink in.
If you are going to smoke try going out of the city centre to find a coffeeshop. You will get more for your money and better quality. Avoid the bulldog cofeeshops as they are expensive tourist traps.
If you have never smoked but want to know what being stoned is like DO NOT buy a space cake. You will deeply regret it. To give you an analogy it like somebody saying I want to know what being d*unk is like and then drinking a bottle of whisky. Eating /pot gives you much stronger hit than smoking it and eating it the hit lasts for hours.
NEVER buy anything from the street dealers. At best you will get ripped off at worst you may end up dead. There has been a problem with street dealers selling white heroin as cocaine. People have been snorting it and dying. The street dealers are scum and don't give a fuck about you.
If a street dealer asks you to buy something say "Nee, dank je wel" Use Google to find out how to pronounce it. Nee, dank je wel. = no thank you. The street dealer will hear your British accent but assume you live in Amsterdam and think know the score.
The banana bar is a good laugh. It's in the red light district.
A sex show is a good laugh. Also in the red light area.
The best time to visit Amsterdam is kings day eve and Kings day. The city becomes a big marketplace on Kings day and everybody parties.
Since I left Amsetrdam it has become a very expensive city for eating out and drinking alcohol. Take a lot of money with you.
Wow really enjoyed reading that ... what a great incite thank you
I have heard it’s super expensive to eat and drink too coffees cheap just avoid eating
If only - if I could convince my body I just run on coffee maybe I could shift these extra pounds lol "
lol you don't need to shift anything, leave it where it is |
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While on a few days R and R there in 1987 I was looking at some VHS cassettes in a sex shop on my last day. The sex shop manager asked if I'd enjoyed my stay and if I'd enjoyed any of the local ladies...and said he'd love to give me a bj. I was a big reluctant but he seemed keen and said I could have a video of my choice... so, in for a penny, in for a Guilder... went into a porn booth while he sucked me off as he wanked himself and duly got a free "Private" video
A few months later the same manager appeared on an undercover documentary possibly a Roger Cook one on dodgy porn films... so glad I wasn't there when filmed  |
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"(Cont’d) Then she came back to her seat grinning....
P told me later that they had just chatted under the sheet, while the blonde woman wanked the guy’s cock. I think I believe her!
We had a couple of other fun adventures there, and were so horny I even fucked P with our shiny new souvenir vibrator while she sat next to me with a coat strategically placed on her lap as we waited for our flight to be called in Amsterdam airport...
PS the Van Gogh Museum is also excellent."
I understand the Ann Frank house is great as well |
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Red light district at night has some beautiful women there, but stay away in the day it's definitely bargain basement material in those windows haha.
Space cakes give you a slightly bigger hit if you don't smoke, so don't buy em too strong.
Peep shows are a lot of fun, but it's just that a cheap peep show.
Careful of casual strip joints, drinks inside were sooo expensive, but they entice you in with cheap entrance fees, and the strippers don't half try and keep you in there to buy drinks.
Also, people just constantly walk up to you offering , just keep on walking and try ignore.
Anne Frank museum, pre book if you want to go cos the queues are massive.
Take plenty of cash, so bloody expensive too. |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
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Sat a sex cinema with my ex who had her blouse and bra undone with two men massaging her ample breasts whilst she sucked a third and wanked a fourth. I was also stroking another man through his trousers whilst he returned the favour. |
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