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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What's the worst injury you've ever done yourself through having sex?

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Thrush!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Slit my husbands banjo string It bled he almost passed out!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I meant split

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nose bleed after a knee-to-head incident.

I should add that this was during a position change, not anything sinister!

...Damn that enticing inner thigh area!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I meant split "

(...thought a female Norman Bates was at large)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did sound sinister!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When your partner says 'Fast and hard'

and you hit the pelvic bone on the inward thrust, fast and hard, that hurts! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When your partner says 'Fast and hard'

and you hit the pelvic bone on the inward thrust, fast and hard, that hurts! x"

Oh yes... just a bit... did that once and ended up with a great bruise that took weeks to heal up. I thought I'd snapped it in two to be honest

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I nibbled a guys back once but just nipped him too hard, he instinctively swung his arm back, his elbow caught the side of my jaw, OUCH! My jaw has clicked ever since

He was really apologetic ...as was I

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cramp - bloody ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cramp - bloody ouch! "

Haha true - always results in a giggling fit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've torn a stomach muscle which put on really strong (like knockout strong) pain killers for two weeks... It's still a weak area and gives me trouble to this day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Carpet burn - yowch!

Concussion

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I twisted my spine and put my hip out, 18 months later it still plays me up

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By *istress ValeporcaCouple  over a year ago

South Yorkshire

popped hips out of joint loads of times, knees too. Did bang my forehad on a hotel room front window lol.I did break and dislocate my ankle in Chams...I would like to say it was whilst having fun but sadly just walking lol.

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Cramp - bloody ouch! "

+1 - nearly took the poor guys cock off as I was straddling him and had 5 inch heels on when my entire leg went into spasm

Also managed to cut my ex's cornea with a fingernail when he slapped my arse once and I flailed round to give him a bit of the same but somehow managed to catch him in the eye....4 hours in Casualty and I left him there as I was going off to the spa for a few days He was still wearing an eyepatch when I came home 5 days later - bloody drama queen

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Spunk eye

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had an all night session involving several people a couple of years ago and woke up next lunchtime with what I thought was a raging hard on - only to look beneath the sheets to be met with the sight of a massively swollen dick - and not in a good way! It looked like one of those freaky dicks that guys who are into injecting silicone have and I instantly panicked - woke one of the girls up and begged her to drive me to A&E. After a painful couple of hours shitting myself in the waiting room a kindly doctor gave me a check up and concluded that it was just 'oedema' - excess tissue fluid caused by vigorous friction/trauma. Scared the living crap out of me and thank god has never happened since.

Knew jumping into bed with professional female arm wrestlers was a bad idea!

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By *ovedupstillCouple  over a year ago

mullinwire

once, getting a blow job off my d*unk ex, she sneezed and bit hard on my knob.

jesus, i thought she had some left in her mouth such was the pain.....

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By *amescoupleCouple  over a year ago

north walsham

Cramp..check we both get that and my god it hurts...so does trying to untangle yourselves.

Have also done the whole...vigorously having fun when the little fella pops out and oooooooooooow!!!!! Agony.

I have lovingly been kicked, hit and nearly had the nuts ripped off by someones attempts and gentle fun lol.

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By *dwalu2Couple  over a year ago

Bristol

Hehe, C threw her head back in the throes of passion once, I was behind her, back of her head caught me smack on the top of my cheekbone and gave me quite the shiner for a week.

I told people I'd tripped over the dog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It wasn't my injury but once with my ex girlfriend her parents came back and we jumped to get up and she dislcoated her shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An ex once pulled to the edge of a desk with my feet over his shoulders, unfortunately he pulled me too hard and I slid off completely. I ended up with bruised base of spine where i landed on the floor and mahoosive bump on the back of my head where it hit the edge of the desk on the way down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This thread should really be Repetative Ex Syndrome, since most of em are!

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By *estingBoundariesCouple  over a year ago

Nr Louth

I screwed my missus so hard last year I gave myself whiplash. God in hell that hurt when that muscle went.

I was off for three months and I told work i did it lifting equipment at work. My claim is still going through

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I tried the " swinging from a Chandelier " trick.. forgot i had wobbly bits.. the Chandelier didn,t .. it fell on top of me.. had to explain to A and E why i had 100 glass baubles in me... xx

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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I fell off a guy the other week and bruised two toes

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By *ummy mummyWoman  over a year ago

southampton-ish

between christmas and new years I took advantage of having a live in babysitter while my mother was visiting and I went up to brum for a few days to go to bbw night at chams the wednesday, hotel meet the thursday and chams again the friday then hopped on a train back down to gosport for a new years eve party...well, I think I over did it a tad as I pulled a muscle in my hip(excessive doggyitis I think is the medical term ) and it was almost a month before I could walk properly or move without being in pain...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I fell off a guy the other week and bruised two toes"

Trapped nerve

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ive got 2 friction burns on my knees and they been there now for about 2 weeks and just keep getting topped up everytime i have fun haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

severed Achilles tendon while doing splits in reverse cow girl position, didn't realize there was a wet patch and right leg slipped from under me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A guy once nibbled my nipples so hard that they were so sore and painful, I coulnt wear a bra nore any tight fabric on them for at least 3 weeks! The strange thing is that it just felt so nice during sex????

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Mr has put his back out a few times during a heavy session. Has also broke two if his toes on the bedpost.

I have had a couple of elbows to the face which really hurt. But think the worse was losing a layer of skin from my ladybits from too much contact with stubble....that hurt like hell the next morning and didn't look too good either

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Mr has put his back out a few times during a heavy session. Has also broke two if his toes on the bedpost.

I have had a couple of elbows to the face which really hurt. But think the worse was losing a layer of skin from my ladybits from too much contact with stubble....that hurt like hell the next morning and didn't look too good either "

Did feel very good at the time however!

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By *elsh_lass74Woman  over a year ago

South Wales

Why does sex now seem really dangerous?!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I overdid it on here first few weeks I started meeting people and literally seized up. But going from 18 years of little to no sex to 5 meets in the first week was probably a big mistake. Now I meet about once a month!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I cracked a rib once. Never again thank you.

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