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started wrestling with a guy last week, he forced me on my back, I'm too domme to submit to that kind of assertiveness lol. so I whipped a leg between his (not up to his crotch btw) and flipped him straight onto his back with me straddling him. A fun wresting match ensued but we ended up kicking my hubby and the the guys wife off the bed. Oops. Only mildly embarrassing tho. |
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No...but it takes alot to embarasses me 
*refrains from mentioning last time she was at clubf, and ran downstairs naked to the bar as she was covered in spunk and wanted a shower...the bloody bar staff refused to give her a towel* |
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"No...but it takes alot to embarasses me
*refrains from mentioning last time she was at clubf, and ran downstairs naked to the bar as she was covered in spunk and wanted a shower...the bloody bar staff refused to give her a towel*"
did any of the 'gents' whip their's off and offer you it  |
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"Last time i went to chams fell flat on my fucking arse and landed in the flower pot 
Have you ever been to Chams and not landed on your arse?"
Think i need to think about that long and hard lol, oh and my knew trick is getting my heel stuck in the decking as well |
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was playing chams few years back on a sunday and was spit roasting this lady, and as the fun continued her teeth were false and got stuck on the end of the guy whose cock she was sucking, was rather embarrassing |
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I fell over in Chams changing room and banged my head on a locker after hopping around on one leg putting my socks on while standing up.
It was the end of the night and I ended up on my back, fookin' starkers except for one sock |
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Went to a friend's birthday party at Partners last September. Someone had the bright idea of people making and taking vodka jellies to the party...mmmmm they're very nice, and very moreish and slip down far too easily. Outcome was I ended up very pished - luckily I don't remember very much about the night....just as well cos I slipped on the stone steps up to the jacuzzi and ended up spawled naked on the floor (not a pretty sight).....my legs still bear the marks over five months later  |
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Mine has to be the day we went to charms for a party day, i thought id have a go on the pole where a lovely lady showed me some moves!! i tried to hang upside down with my legs open while holding on with my hands but instead let go and fell to the floor with a thud, ending up with a massive lump and an ice pack stuck to my head for the rest of the night! (i'll never go on a pole again) it gave a few people a bit of a fright  |
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we wont mention the time sinders went to a club and locked the car keys in the car 
3 scousers couldnt even get in and left it all down to a scotsman lol
anyway last i will say , jem it's your turn lmao |
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Hubby once had a go on the pole at Chams. He was doing well until he slid down it and twisted and pulled his balls! He slid down, but as they were pressed against the bar they didnt!!!
OWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for him a couple of us kissed them better!!
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"No...but it takes alot to embarasses me
*refrains from mentioning last time she was at clubf, and ran downstairs naked to the bar as she was covered in spunk and wanted a shower...the bloody bar staff refused to give her a towel*
did any of the 'gents' whip their's off and offer you it "
no...they were all upstairs ,i'd worn them out |
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"Mine has to be the day we went to charms for a party day, i thought id have a go on the pole where a lovely lady showed me some moves!! i tried to hang upside down with my legs open while holding on with my hands but instead let go and fell to the floor with a thud, ending up with a massive lump and an ice pack stuck to my head for the rest of the night! (i'll never go on a pole again) it gave a few people a bit of a fright "
Sorry ...do i know you |
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I saw a couple in a club I'd not seen for ages
So went over to say hi...
I tripped on the step threw my drink all over her and we ended up in a heap on the floor,
Twisted my ankle during the process and spent the rest of the night hobbling around the club in embaresment. ( no I didn't get a shag ) :-/
Not seen them since, they may have seen me though and legged it just in case lol. |
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"Mine has to be the day we went to charms for a party day, i thought id have a go on the pole where a lovely lady showed me some moves!! i tried to hang upside down with my legs open while holding on with my hands but instead let go and fell to the floor with a thud, ending up with a massive lump and an ice pack stuck to my head for the rest of the night! (i'll never go on a pole again) it gave a few people a bit of a fright
Sorry ...do i know you "
whats ur name again? lmao   |
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A number of years ago I was on my own in my office on a Saturday morning catching up on some paperwork when my then girlfriend dropped in.
To cut a long story short we ended up stripping off before ending up in my bosses office having a thoroughly energetic shag on his desk.
To explain further I should point out that this was an open plan office & the bosses room was a glass sided affair.
Once the shag was completed we realised it would be a good idea to get dressed quickly before anyone else decided to come in for some work.
It was only at this point we discovered that the lock on the bosses door was broken & we were trapped naked inside this glass box
My (up till then) adventurous girlfriend was absolutely hysterical with panic.
It took nearly one hour for me to take apart the door lock with a serious of letter openers, pens & paperclips before we could escape.
Amazingly not one person came into the office during all that time!!!
The boss was complaining on the Monday that someone had broken his letter opener. Mmmm |
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