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The best one that worked on me was from a lovely young lass in a bar in Manchester,she asked me if I'd like to come back to hers and watch porn on her flatscreen mirror  ended up dating her for about two years,so it worked well  |
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"Oh I'm sorry did my huge wallet get in the way of you seeing my very expensive car and multi million pound mansion? "
Lol.
The other day I was getting petrol. I saw a guy about 50 years old get out of his car. I am not a petrol head. I knew he had a good car and it was expensive. I didn't know the make or model. Then I noticed on either side of the car on the doors in very large letters he had "Porsche" painted on it. It was obviously a Porsche lol. He was also oviously a very vain idiot who thinks his wallet will get him women. |
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