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over a year ago
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"I hope you don’t work the deli counter at Tesco’s   "
Like that joke about a fella getting sacked for sticking his willy in the bacon slicer...
What did they do with the bacon slicer?
Sacked her as well.  |
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Years ago I called in unannounced to see a girlfriend who was doing a weekend job helping a greengrocer and I caught her masturbating in the back room with a carrot
My first reaction was Shit, I was going to eat that later, but now it’s going to taste like carrots.  |
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over a year ago
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Yeah i do it all the time at work there is a loo at the back of the office no one goes as too long a walk they all say i go there to have a quickie at least twice a day x |
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"Yeah i do it all the time at work there is a loo at the back of the office no one goes as too long a walk they all say i go there to have a quickie at least twice a day x"
Wishing I worked where you do |
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"Yeah i do it all the time at work there is a loo at the back of the office no one goes as too long a walk they all say i go there to have a quickie at least twice a day x
Wishing I worked where you do "
Haha would be a bit longer if you did than a quickie |
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"Yeah i do it all the time at work there is a loo at the back of the office no one goes as too long a walk they all say i go there to have a quickie at least twice a day x
Wishing I worked where you do
Haha would be a bit longer if you did than a quickie "
Would be much longer than a quickie I guarantee that, also wouldn’t be classed as masturbating at work .... would be a lot more than that |
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"Yeah i do it all the time at work there is a loo at the back of the office no one goes as too long a walk they all say i go there to have a quickie at least twice a day x
Wishing I worked where you do
Haha would be a bit longer if you did than a quickie
Would be much longer than a quickie I guarantee that, also wouldn’t be classed as masturbating at work .... would be a lot more than that"
Haha yes i suppose it would be |
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"Years ago I called in unannounced to see a girlfriend who was doing a weekend job helping a greengrocer and I caught her masturbating in the back room with a carrot
My first reaction was Shit, I was going to eat that later, but now it’s going to taste like carrots. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hope you don’t work the deli counter at Tesco’s
Like that joke about a fella getting sacked for sticking his willy in the bacon slicer...
What did they do with the bacon slicer?
Sacked her as well. "
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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago
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When I’m bored out of my arsehole serving abusive customers and I have also happened to have bought p@pp@rs, I can have a sneaky one. It’s only happened 2wice in my 8 working years there, so I must be a good boy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Technically I work from home so yes, unless I'm visiting a customer and then no, unless it was offered and then maybe 
J x"
I'm self-employed and work from home, so me too.
My boss wouldn't care one jot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah few years ago.was ment to be only person in building .forgot to lock front door. Mid wanking heard someone shouting.at to finish. Was lucky not to get caught. |
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