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Have any of you guys ever slept with a Tradie/customer before? Did you enjoy the experience?
In my 8 years as a plumber, it's actually ridiculous the amount of times I get offered sexual favours ( Lucky me )
It's worked out mainly to be 45yr+ housewives/Widows and Young stay at home mothers that I get propositioned by the most, however the most surprising by far was an old school teacher! I dont think she remembered me though  |
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over a year ago
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Never done it, have had chances but have always remained professional.
It is a fantasy of mine so if anybody on here wants any electrical work let me know  |
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"This is definitely one of my fantasies, would love D to come home mid fuck and catch us in the act  "
Only happend to me the once!
Housewife about 40yrs, said her husband was at work for at least another 2 hours. The sod walked through the front door 5 minutes in 
I leapt up thinking I was going to get a pasting off him, turned out they had planned it together!! After showing me the texts between them and a little explaining, he ended up watching me and his mrs for the next hour  |
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" Only happend to me the once!
Housewife about 40yrs, said her husband was at work for at least another 2 hours. The sod walked through the front door 5 minutes in
I leapt up thinking I was going to get a pasting off him, turned out they had planned it together!! After showing me the texts between them and a little explaining, he ended up watching me and his mrs for the next hour "
Amazing! How does it even go from you doing the work, to fucking! I'd be so embarrassed if I was brazen about it and they turned me down as it was unprofessional haha
L xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nothing has ever happend to me like that & I've been visiting customers in their own homes for over 30 years. Has been a few ladies that if they offered I wouldn't say no to though. |
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Amazing! How does it even go from you doing the work, to fucking! I'd be so embarrassed if I was brazen about it and they turned me down as it was unprofessional haha
L xx"
To be fair that was an ,ahem, "Repeat" customer. I think it's because I talk for England. I either end up making friends with the customers and it being like I've know them for years and then not being shy about any flirting or advances, or getting to bluntly to shut up which may I add, happens a lot more than sexual favours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We met when my guy came to do some work at my house. The sexual tension was ridiculous. If I'd not made a move I would've burst!  "
I think you should tell us more |
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He came to do some work in the bathroom & of course being upstairs made the atmosphere more charged. I knew he would've seen into my bedroom as he passed, such a personal insight into someone's life I always think. I, of course, was making the obligatory cuppa downstairs & frantically trying to work out how the hell to play it cool!
I was attracted to him as soon as I'd opened the door, that split second of eye contact is all it took, almost made me gasp out loud (which thank God I didn't - not a good look)!
I went upstairs & he was bent down under the bathroom sink, his t-shirt having risen up his back - a sneaky glimpse of underwear over his jeans on show. Jesus it suddenly felt waaaaay too hot in there! |
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"He came to do some work in the bathroom & of course being upstairs made the atmosphere more charged. I knew he would've seen into my bedroom as he passed, such a personal insight into someone's life I always think. I, of course, was making the obligatory cuppa downstairs & frantically trying to work out how the hell to play it cool!
I was attracted to him as soon as I'd opened the door, that split second of eye contact is all it took, almost made me gasp out loud (which thank God I didn't - not a good look)!
I went upstairs & he was bent down under the bathroom sink, his t-shirt having risen up his back - a sneaky glimpse of underwear over his jeans on show. Jesus it suddenly felt waaaaay too hot in there! "
Sounds incredible.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing has ever happend to me like that & I've been visiting customers in their own homes for over 30 years. Has been a few ladies that if they offered I wouldn't say no to though."
Just got back from doing a little job for a lady. Couldn't have made it more obvious that I fancied her other than saying as much. She didn't react at all,either she didn't fancy me & didn't want to say or she was a lesbian lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does this ever really happen in the cold light of day. I've had some sexy workmen round but its a bit of a leap from him being elbows deep in the boiler to being naked cock in hand |
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"Does this ever really happen in the cold light of day. I've had some sexy workmen round but its a bit of a leap from him being elbows deep in the boiler to being naked cock in hand "
I think it should be in the stories and fantasies section tbh |
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"Does this ever really happen in the cold light of day. I've had some sexy workmen round but its a bit of a leap from him being elbows deep in the boiler to being naked cock in hand "
Jesus! For a second I thought that was going to say "Elbows deep in me"!!  |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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I once answered the door to a post woman with no pants on. It didn't go anywhere as I was to busy explaining it was pissing down and I'd just walked the dog. She did look me up and down but I was too busy fending off a wet dog to do anything - so he says ... |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"I once answered the door to a post woman with no pants on. It didn't go anywhere as I was to busy explaining it was pissing down and I'd just walked the dog. She did look me up and down but I was too busy fending off a wet dog to do anything - so he says ..."
I have semi regularly answered the door to my postman in various states of undress. My main postman is a fabber though and often just takes the mick about the content of my parcels and the fact he is too short for me..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for the bullshit button on this thread, has it been disabled?
Why?"
It's the script for pretty much every 1970s porn film. If even one of the stories is real I'd be surprised. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago at my old house the guy who was fitting the kitchen was very flirty and asked me for a date... more recently (last year) I had a young guy do my garden and he kept texting asking when he could sort me out..."my" garden was just fine though |
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By *ucy LewdWoman
over a year ago
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I really hate the idea that I might be inviting people into my house that are looking for a shag when all I want them to do is retile my bathroom or add a new light fitting.
It's pretty threatening, as a woman on my own. |
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I have a customer who kept coming to my workshop with car issues after we repaired it. It all came to a head when she was bent over in the front of her car trying to point out where a noise was coming from, I couldn't contain it any longer
She does occasionally pop round if she needs something looking at
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By *uckfunCouple
over a year ago
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"Yes I do that for a living.
Last time I wanted to buy a fitted kitchen so I fuck the ass of the girl who were selling it to me to have 5 % off "
So the girl selling the kitchen had sex with you to give you 5% off?
Sounds like utter bollox to me. |
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"Looking for the bullshit button on this thread, has it been disabled?
Why?
It's the script for pretty much every 1970s porn film. If even one of the stories is real I'd be surprised. "
I guess our relationship started as a 70's porn film then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve done it the other way round, had sex with an electrician over a period of time. We don’t play now, but he still does any electrical work I need done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been in the building trade for a long time. Never had any advances, I think it depends who and where your working for and at. You probably get more offers from rented/housing association as it's more anonymous and in bigger urban areas where again your not really personally known. My work is from word of mouth where alot of people know eachother. This is just a generalisation , but probably not far from the truth.
Like the idea of been flirted with, but think it would only happen if invited or arranged....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have any of you guys ever slept with a Tradie/customer before? Did you enjoy the experience?
In my 8 years as a plumber, it's actually ridiculous the amount of times I get offered sexual favours ( Lucky me )
It's worked out mainly to be 45yr+ housewives/Widows and Young stay at home mothers that I get propositioned by the most, however the most surprising by far was an old school teacher! I dont think she remembered me though "
Does anybody remember Jackanory?? |
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