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Assumed that because the guy in a couple had agreed to meet us that he meant it and did actually want to have sex with me rather than just hope they could jointly persuade a straight woman to play with the lady for his viewing pleasure. That was embarrassing for sure. |
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"Assumed that because the guy in a couple had agreed to meet us that he meant it and did actually want to have sex with me rather than just hope they could jointly persuade a straight woman to play with the lady for his viewing pleasure. That was embarrassing for sure."
Oh eww. |
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over a year ago
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Knocked on door to find that the mum I was meeting was at home with her young daughter. Apparently didn't think was worth mentioning her daughter off ill from school. |
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My Auntie had passed had the meet booked months in advance didn't want to let anyone down. Was into no emotional state left them in the hotel I sorted after a few ours. Felt bad for them more than anyhing |
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We met a couple and the Mrs thought the other guy was a proper bell end (he was), so after the Mrs and him throwing digs at each other we made our excuses and left ... Proper cringeworthy meet  |
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"Knocked on door to find that the mum I was meeting was at home with her young daughter. Apparently didn't think was worth mentioning her daughter off ill from school. "
That's f*cked up |
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"Assumed that because the guy in a couple had agreed to meet us that he meant it and did actually want to have sex with me rather than just hope they could jointly persuade a straight woman to play with the lady for his viewing pleasure. That was embarrassing for sure.
Oh eww. "
Variants on that theme are not unusual we've found. |
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"Assumed that because the guy in a couple had agreed to meet us that he meant it and did actually want to have sex with me rather than just hope they could jointly persuade a straight woman to play with the lady for his viewing pleasure. That was embarrassing for sure.
Oh eww.
Variants on that theme are not unusual we've found. "
It's stuff like this that makes it hard for everyone. From my side, I don't want to be a creep with straight or less bi (bi curious/playful) women, so I keep a lid on it. It's hard.
Why can't people respect stated boundaries? |
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"Assumed that because the guy in a couple had agreed to meet us that he meant it and did actually want to have sex with me rather than just hope they could jointly persuade a straight woman to play with the lady for his viewing pleasure. That was embarrassing for sure.
Oh eww.
Variants on that theme are not unusual we've found.
It's stuff like this that makes it hard for everyone. From my side, I don't want to be a creep with straight or less bi (bi curious/playful) women, so I keep a lid on it. It's hard.
Why can't people respect stated boundaries? "
No idea. It's all very odd |
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Ah there isn’t the server space for my first meet calamities.
Just to give you an idea of my talent for embarrassment- I once fell off a bed and twisted my ankle. That isn’t even close to being the worst. |
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Went on a meet it was fine flirting went up stairs ! Wife went to one room with her hubby I went with his wife to the other room we started she got on top for the 69 and her ass smelt like shit had to stop cause I was sick all over the bed |
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Daytime meet on a very hot summer's day. A few hours in and my head was between the lady's thighs for what seemed like the umpteenth time.
As she reached orgasm.she had a full blown asthma attack. Had to get her dressed, leave hotel and go to A & E. Luckily, she was seen really quickly.
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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago
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"Met a woman who looked nothing like her pics in everyway possible and didn't have the heart to say no so i gave her a sympathy fuck"
Couldn't do that. Last 3 I've been on dates have I've experienced this. Just sitting thinking you look nothing like your pictures in real life. |
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Arranged to meet a local woman in a bar, I walked in and saw her sat at a table, I went over and introduced myself, asked what she wanted to drink and off I went to the bar. As I’m waiting to be served, I receive a call from the woman I’d arranged to meet telling me that she’d arrived and asking where I was....
To this day I have no idea who the woman at the table was (other than someone who vaguely looked like my actual meet), and even less idea why she didn’t question who I was when I said her name, introduced myself and offered her a drink. Safe to say I now wear glasses |
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The most embarrassing thing I (Hev) did was go up to the front door, ring the bell, open my coat to display my barely covered cleavage...then realise I was at the wrong number house....x |
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"The most embarrassing thing I (Hev) did was go up to the front door, ring the bell, open my coat to display my barely covered cleavage...then realise I was at the wrong number house....x"
So who answered the door and what happened? |
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"The most embarrassing thing I (Hev) did was go up to the front door, ring the bell, open my coat to display my barely covered cleavage...then realise I was at the wrong number house....x"
Now that's an unexpected knock at the door I'd welcome  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a woman who looked nothing like her pics in everyway possible and didn't have the heart to say no so i gave her a sympathy fuck
Couldn't do that. Last 3 I've been on dates have I've experienced this. Just sitting thinking you look nothing like your pictures in real life."
I couldn't say you don't look nothing like your pics and certainly larger than average
I haven't tge front to tell fibs you have to meet them |
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"The most embarrassing thing I (Hev) did was go up to the front door, ring the bell, open my coat to display my barely covered cleavage...then realise I was at the wrong number house....x
So who answered the door and what happened?"
A woman opened the door just as i noticed my error,so I scarpered and hid around the corner. I texted the bloke I was meeting and made him come fetch me. X |
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By *abricatorMan
over a year ago
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Not sure if this counts as a 1st meet, but embarrasing all the same. Many years ago, my wife and I had been on holiday to Mykonos and met up with a great couple on one of the nudist beaches. We all got on well and agreed to stay in touch after the holiday, which we did. I knew my missus enjoyed the look of the other guys rather large cock, and he talked about her boobs quite a lot.
Anyway, they invited us for dinner one weekend and to stay over. Our kids were young so they came as well but once we had got them (the kids) to bed, the drink started flowing. A few 'accidental' touches between all of us, and it was obvious where this evening was going.
Our host (male) suggested putting on some porn and we all sat on the floor watching the TV (good old VHS tapes!) Trouble is, thats all that happened as I soon fell into a deep sleep with the effects of far too much drink, only coming round to throw up.
I still rue drinking so much as I am sure it would have been a very interesting evening. Unfortunately the other couple split up a few months later and we all sort of lost touch  |
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over a year ago
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She went to suck my balls, never had it done before, it was then I realised I didn't like it at all, I kneed her in the face by accident, involuntary reaction. We saw each other for a year after that so cant have been that upset about it. |
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Met a gorgeous guy, went to a hotel with him..conversation was very flirty..until his eyes started swelling, he started sneezing and had to use his inhaler..I had a cat and he was severely allergic. I had to make my way home in a taxi after he told me if I ever wanted to meet him again I would have to 'decontaminate' myself x |
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"She went to suck my balls, never had it done before, it was then I realised I didn't like it at all, I kneed her in the face by accident, involuntary reaction. We saw each other for a year after that so cant have been that upset about it."
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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago
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"Met a gorgeous guy, went to a hotel with him..conversation was very flirty..until his eyes started swelling, he started sneezing and had to use his inhaler..I had a cat and he was severely allergic. I had to make my way home in a taxi after he told me if I ever wanted to meet him again I would have to 'decontaminate' myself x"
I can recommend some antihistamines for him if you wish? |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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Met a girl who was rather busty, we had arranged to go for a walk.
She changed into her boots and bent over to tie them, and she fell out of her top.
Thought I’d be transported to Ribblehead viaduct.
Didn’t know where to look. |
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"Met a girl who was rather busty, we had arranged to go for a walk.
She changed into her boots and bent over to tie them, and she fell out of her top.
Thought I’d be transported to Ribblehead viaduct.
Didn’t know where to look."
That sounds fantastic meet to me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I couldn’t get my flaccid cock up for 2 hours, when we did manage to get a sort of semi, I blew my load in 2 pumps. So I had to redeem myself with some fingerblasting skills, needless to say we met the following week, she said I couldn’t get any worse. |
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Not me, her. She took me to a tea room for our first meet she said was good. It wasn't, the tea was terrible and like warm. A lot of tea that anyone would be completely ashamed of. Good tea is a fundamental. Still she must have done something right because she's been my partner for a year and a half now and going strong. |
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"Met a gorgeous guy, went to a hotel with him..conversation was very flirty..until his eyes started swelling, he started sneezing and had to use his inhaler..I had a cat and he was severely allergic. I had to make my way home in a taxi after he told me if I ever wanted to meet him again I would have to 'decontaminate' myself x
I can recommend some antihistamines for him if you wish?"
It was a Sunday no chemists open, oh I did feel bad lol xx |
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My 1st meet trying out my bi side, guy arrived he put out his hand I presumed he wanted to shake hands so I shook his hand, he gave me a funny look and said to me he was holding out his hand to feel my cock  |
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"My 1st meet trying out my bi side, guy arrived he put out his hand I presumed he wanted to shake hands so I shook his hand, he gave me a funny look and said to me he was holding out his hand to feel my cock "
Oh sorry but that genuinely made me laugh out loud |
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"My 1st meet trying out my bi side, guy arrived he put out his hand I presumed he wanted to shake hands so I shook his hand, he gave me a funny look and said to me he was holding out his hand to feel my cock
Oh sorry but that genuinely made me laugh out loud "
Meet was a disaster after that, he came with in mins, and never said a word all thru the meet, |
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Not done but pretty embarrassing. I work away a lot, put on my profile where I’d be, a guy offered a meet the night I’d arrive, happy days! Went, had fun, he was the manager of the department I was working in the next day! Awkward! |
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"She went to suck my balls, never had it done before, it was then I realised I didn't like it at all, I kneed her in the face by accident, involuntary reaction. We saw each other for a year after that so cant have been that upset about it."
Lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not quite embarrassing but not good.
Long time ago met someone and was having some fun made her cum a few rimes but i couldnt cum. she took it really badly and left crying
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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When I used to meet out clubs I arrange to meet a sweet young guy. We chatted for a minute or two he went to give me a kiss and then he came in his pants. I actually quite liked it thought it was a big compliment, but he was extremely embarrassed.
He stayed and it was all good! |
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"Met a gorgeous guy, went to a hotel with him..conversation was very flirty..until his eyes started swelling, he started sneezing and had to use his inhaler..I had a cat and he was severely allergic. I had to make my way home in a taxi after he told me if I ever wanted to meet him again I would have to 'decontaminate' myself x"
Had a similar thing happen to me with my first ever meet. Came back to my place, sneezing really bad headache and actually threw up he was so allergic. But he was dead keen so he dosed up on anti histamines every time we met we are still in touch he’s a lovely chap |
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"The most embarrassing thing I (Hev) did was go up to the front door, ring the bell, open my coat to display my barely covered cleavage...then realise I was at the wrong number house....x"
Every single time I go to a new house that nightmare plays out in my head.. |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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I met a guy for a drink social years ago after chatting for ages (from another site), he decided on a beer knowing full well he had an allergy to something in beer (he told me).
He visited the toilets about 3 times during our 1 drink, we then decided to call it a night as he was feeling ill. As we said goodbye his bowels got the better of him. Poor guy. I was embarrassed for him.
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"I met a guy for a drink social years ago after chatting for ages (from another site), he decided on a beer knowing full well he had an allergy to something in beer (he told me).
He visited the toilets about 3 times during our 1 drink, we then decided to call it a night as he was feeling ill. As we said goodbye his bowels got the better of him. Poor guy. I was embarrassed for him.
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 We had a single female have an accident when squirting and then after cleaning up she did it again - she then wanted to stay  |
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"Met a gorgeous guy, went to a hotel with him..conversation was very flirty..until his eyes started swelling, he started sneezing and had to use his inhaler..I had a cat and he was severely allergic. I had to make my way home in a taxi after he told me if I ever wanted to meet him again I would have to 'decontaminate' myself x
Had a similar thing happen to me with my first ever meet. Came back to my place, sneezing really bad headache and actually threw up he was so allergic. But he was dead keen so he dosed up on anti histamines every time we met we are still in touch he’s a lovely chap "
Aww, glad it turned out ok, I was blocked by him before I had even got home. |
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"Not done but pretty embarrassing. I work away a lot, put on my profile where I’d be, a guy offered a meet the night I’d arrive, happy days! Went, had fun, he was the manager of the department I was working in the next day! Awkward!"
Oh that's a good one! |
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"Knocked on door to find that the mum I was meeting was at home with her young daughter. Apparently didn't think was worth mentioning her daughter off ill from school. "
We nearly had this today! |
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Well not on here but popped my nose going whilst I was down on lady I meet in a club years ago it was like a scene from a horror movie, I must admit I was d*unk so was like a wild bore |
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"Knocked on door to find that the mum I was meeting was at home with her young daughter. Apparently didn't think was worth mentioning her daughter off ill from school.
That's f*cked up"
That is fucked up, what is also fucked up is meeting someone (not from here but for “fun” all the same) and turning up and her mother answering the door and inviting me in!!!!! |
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"Going to shake someone’s hand who didn’t have one & shaking the loose sleeve up and down was pretty embarrassing.... "
Hahahahahaha absolute classic, would of been even worse if you went to give them a high five |
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Forgot my underwear. Not intentional. As we were walking out from the coffee shop my dress blew up and gave him an eye full. I think he thought he was in there |
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Picking up my daughter nit repellant spray instead of hair spritz was a good one.
I was on the way out the door, too late to do anything about it so turned up for my social smelling like a chemist's shop.
Fab fail! |
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