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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago
newcastle |
We have it on good authority that when staying in hotels swingers put a "do not disturb" sign on the door.
So next time your in a hotel and you see a door with such a sigh on then just give a cheerful knock and when the door is answered tell whoever answers it that you'd like to join the fun.
Works every time ! |
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By *uxinteriorMan
over a year ago
south west , continental |
"We have it on good authority that when staying in hotels swingers put a "do not disturb" sign on the door.
So next time your in a hotel and you see a door with such a sigh on then just give a cheerful knock and when the door is answered tell whoever answers it that you'd like to join the fun.
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Works every time !"
 crikey that's some dare!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when in a supermarket, if they are pushing a trolley they are vanilla, but swingers on the 'pull' will be pulling the trolley behind them. After a quick wink and chat, follow them home where you will find a sure confirmation with them having pampass grass in the front garden. |
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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago
Dublin and London |
"We have it on good authority that when staying in hotels swingers put a "do not disturb" sign on the door.
So next time your in a hotel and you see a door with such a sigh on then just give a cheerful knock and when the door is answered tell whoever answers it that you'd like to join the fun.
Works every time !"
Haha...excellent  |
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I’ve always wanted to approach a swinging looking (they have that dirty look about them ) couple in the Supermarket and ask them ‘ Excuse me but are you on ‘Fab’ ? If they look really genuinely puzzled I would follow it up with ‘really sorry I’m mixing you up with someone else’ and no harm done as they are none the wiser and think it’s a genuine mistake but instead they may look all sheepish and say ‘how do you know have we met before ‘? in which case you can say you are on Fab too and you thought you recognise them from some previous correspondence on there and do they want to go to the cafe for a cuppa and a chat.
Never done it though ! |
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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago
Suffolk - East Anglia |
"I’ve always wanted to approach a swinging looking (they have that dirty look about them ) couple in the Supermarket and ask them ‘ Excuse me but are you on ‘Fab’ ? If they look really genuinely puzzled I would follow it up with ‘really sorry I’m mixing you up with someone else’ and no harm done as they are none the wiser and think it’s a genuine mistake but instead they may look all sheepish and say ‘how do you know have we met before ‘? in which case you can say you are on Fab too and you thought you recognise them from some previous correspondence on there and do they want to go to the cafe for a cuppa and a chat.
Never done it though ! "
Seems like good advice.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bump trolleys and start a silly chat. Drop the word fab into the conversation more than anyone would usually do it and steer it towards a sexy subject. Walk away and check see who's near because if they are they will do the same. Wink and a knowing smile if you pass on the next Isle. If you pass on the next Isle then they are not trying to avoid you so try and have another chat and take it from there.
No. Hasn't happened. Even when you run into people you know chances are you will get a smile and a nod and that's it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just did a search for "FAB BADGE" on eBay and came up with some interesting buttons. Lots of Fab lollies and an enamel slice of battenberg cake  Is anyone up for wearing them next time you go to Lidl? |
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Have you all forgotten about the upside pineapple in the trolley. You have to follow them home, then if they have a pampas grass in their garden then bingo!
Not sure about peeps in flats. Can you get a potted pampas grass? |
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Garden gnomes or flamingo ornaments in their trolley. Or just the good ol' fashioned "I Love Swinging" t-shirt
To be honest, not sure you can spot swingers in everyday life, unless they're blatantly obvious, just like you can't usually spot people with other traits of character!
We move amongst them! |
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