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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Are you ever out off by someones status?

They may be hot and have a brilliant profile but then you just see some statuses and think; why on earth would you put that, DELETE!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Totally yes ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes quite a bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh yes!

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Yes definitely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Loads

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By *urvy Girl 79Woman  over a year ago

Near Bourne

Yes, it happens a lot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes especially if it's a grumpy, moaning status x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Haha, I am so glad there are others. Some are absolutely mental and either entitled or soooo angry! Clearly people to avoid.

My most memorable was an older woman I had been perving on for some time. Thinking about what to message her I logged onto her profile and she was having a full on rage about people being on here while pregnant and saying its utter sick etc. I never did send the message after seeing that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes it can put me off. I have had differences of opinion with people but not been put off unless they were acting moronic

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By *tooveMan  over a year ago

belfast

Yeah I've blocked people based on a status.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you ever out off by someones status?

They may be hot and have a brilliant profile but then you just see some statuses and think; why on earth would you put that, DELETE! "

Whenever I see a man give out about a woman I don't care what she has done it puts me off him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you ever out off by someones status?

They may be hot and have a brilliant profile but then you just see some statuses and think; why on earth would you put that, DELETE!

Whenever I see a man give out about a woman I don't care what she has done it puts me off him."

I am the exact same.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I also hate moany complaining statuses!

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By *adeiteWoman  over a year ago

Stafford

I quite like mine hahah but yes some make me instantly block people.

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By *reenEyesScotlandWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Yeah I've blocked people based on a status. "

Same! The really moany ones just make me annoyed but if I see a derogatory one I block straight away. They give more away than a profile a lot of the time.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Yes I’m put off by them, practically all of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I quite like mine hahah but yes some make me instantly block people. "

Haha thats funny! Now if you said my boss is one fucking sad wanker you would have been blocked lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yeah I've blocked people based on a status.

Same! The really moany ones just make me annoyed but if I see a derogatory one I block straight away. They give more away than a profile a lot of the time. "

110%

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes I’m put off by them, practically all of them "

All of them haha!!! How about my status; “if this things rockin dont bothher knockin”. Thats classy right?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

Yep

Ones naming others or updates like "balls need emptying "or bored /does nobody meet on here etc.

Miss

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Yes I’m put off by them, practically all of them

All of them haha!!! How about my status; “if this things rockin dont bothher knockin”. Thats classy right? "

‘Meet me now, I am up early’ that’s what I’m talking about

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

Absolutely

Meet requests have a similar effect

J

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes, not so rare for them to result in block action.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yep

Ones naming others or updates like "balls need emptying "or bored /does nobody meet on here etc.

Miss"

Haha or “I am leaving no one meets” or other desperate ones such as “profile help” lol

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Definitely.

I very occasionally post annoyed statuses, but I try to use it like anything else as a tool to attract people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/05/19 14:16:38]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Er this sites crap were all the genuwin womin then? Got a 10 inch cock here no one meets innit?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yup... Have blocked a fair few, off the back of a status

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes I’m put off by them, practically all of them

All of them haha!!! How about my status; “if this things rockin dont bothher knockin”. Thats classy right?

‘Meet me now, I am up early’ that’s what I’m talking about "

I cant lie but when I am d*unk or still d*unk I can be guilty of a “meet now” status.

Never once has it led to a meet or even a worthwhile conversation. Its actually an idiot attractor!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes especially if it's a grumpy, moaning status x"

This. There’s some always whining on about how rubbish the site is.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This sites crap ur all a bunch a mingers

Why doesn't anyone meet?

Gee dude I wonder...

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By *he witch returnsWoman  over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Statuses of people saying they are leaving. Two weeks later still on.

Next status that does my head in is, " have hundreds of messages to answer please be patient"

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By *awty_twosomeCouple  over a year ago

Kent

Conversely though, has a status ever made you more interested in making contact???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Statuses of people saying they are leaving. Two weeks later still on.

Next status that does my head in is, " have hundreds of messages to answer please be patient""

I saw one probably a year ago, something like, getting back with the wife, leaving soon, get me while you still can.

After six weeks of this at least daily, I blocked him. Who knows if he's still getting back with his wife.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Conversely though, has a status ever made you more interested in making contact??? "

Definitely.

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Are you ever out off by someones status?

They may be hot and have a brilliant profile but then you just see some statuses and think; why on earth would you put that, DELETE! "

I don't look at local updates that much for this reason

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By *ovingittwoCouple  over a year ago

Norwich

We try and do amusing ones. This is all meant to be fun after all

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I tend to do themed ones based on interests that might attract people, usually.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Yep

Ones naming others or updates like "balls need emptying "or bored /does nobody meet on here etc.

Miss"

‘Need milking’

I copy and paste into notes unless it’s really cringey in which case I block.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes especially if it's a grumpy, moaning status x"

definitely and I add them to my block list as I don't want to meet them in the future, even when they have calmed down.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh and the ones offering or asking for money. They're a real treat.

Especially the ones that try to be subtle. Nothing to see here, just going to £ind all the ways I can to £ool the censors!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Couples profiles stating what they have done with each other.... duh isnt that what you are meant to do.

Is the point to make others jealous?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh and the ones offering or asking for money. They're a real treat.

Especially the ones that try to be subtle. Nothing to see here, just going to £ind all the ways I can to £ool the censors! "

$poil M£

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ooh and the ones offering or asking for money. They're a real treat.

Especially the ones that try to be subtle. Nothing to see here, just going to £ind all the ways I can to £ool the censors! $poil M£"

Or "site supporter pass running out #justsaying"

When I renewed mine I #justsaid that I'm an adult with my own money. The main perpetrator blocked me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yep

Ones naming others or updates like "balls need emptying "or bored /does nobody meet on here etc.

Miss"

The balls need emptying man make me cringe

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Yep

Ones naming others or updates like "balls need emptying "or bored /does nobody meet on here etc.

Miss

The balls need emptying man make me cringe"

It makes me think of lancing a boil.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You’ll have to excuse mine at the moment. I’m having a severe sense of humour failure. All I can say is that it’s not typical.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You’ll have to excuse mine at the moment. I’m having a severe sense of humour failure. All I can say is that it’s not typical."

I feel you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You’ll have to excuse mine at the moment. I’m having a severe sense of humour failure. All I can say is that it’s not typical.

I feel you. "

Is that an offer? Life’s looking up!!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You’ll have to excuse mine at the moment. I’m having a severe sense of humour failure. All I can say is that it’s not typical.

I feel you.

Is that an offer? Life’s looking up!!"

I meant I empathise, but I'm not saying no either!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You’ll have to excuse mine at the moment. I’m having a severe sense of humour failure. All I can say is that it’s not typical."

What's happened?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The worst ones are the messages that couples seen to send to each other in status'. It's cringe worthy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Balls need emptying" statuses always make me mail them and offer them a fuck.

I'd hate for it to be my fault if their bollocks exploded.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Stockport


"Are you ever out off by someones status?

They may be hot and have a brilliant profile but then you just see some statuses and think; why on earth would you put that, DELETE! "

Yep same here. Although I’m sure I’m guilty of moaning on our status update! Lol

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Stockport


""Balls need emptying" statuses always make me mail them and offer them a fuck.

I'd hate for it to be my fault if their bollocks exploded. "

Hahaha that’s too funny....

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


""Balls need emptying" statuses always make me mail them and offer them a fuck.

I'd hate for it to be my fault if their bollocks exploded. "

Self help exists!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some of the ones Ive read over the years have made me cringe.

The need to empty my sack or got an hour free who wants to meet lol. One of the worse ones I read was need to shit on some tits. Dick head lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Need my balls emptied.

Want a slut to suck my cock.

Do you want your pussy filled.

Man to fill your holes.

Anything vulgar or smutty which shows no respect or evidence of knowing what makes a great session is a huge turn-off.

All massive turn offs.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Need my balls emptied.

Want a slut to suck my cock.

Do you want your pussy filled.

Man to fill your holes.

Anything vulgar or smutty which shows no respect or evidence of knowing what makes a great session is a huge turn-off.

All massive turn offs.

"

Need a hole to destroy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll have to think of new statuses now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Balls need emptying" statuses always make me mail them and offer them a fuck.

I'd hate for it to be my fault if their bollocks exploded.

Self help exists! "

You and I know that but some men appear unable to 'do it themselves '.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


""Balls need emptying" statuses always make me mail them and offer them a fuck.

I'd hate for it to be my fault if their bollocks exploded.

Self help exists!

You and I know that but some men appear unable to 'do it themselves '. "

Oh I'm sure they can and do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This sites crap ur all a bunch a mingers

Why doesn't anyone meet?

Gee dude I wonder... "

Haha I do wonder - you obviously ooze happiness and positivity!

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Need my balls emptied.

Want a slut to suck my cock.

Do you want your pussy filled.

Man to fill your holes.

"

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Available any time, anywhere, distance no object, can also accommodate (Kik) (mobile number)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Available any time, anywhere, distance no object, can also accommodate (Kik) (mobile number)"

I always think those must be windups and they’ve put an ex’s phone number down.

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By *uicyfruit3Man  over a year ago

portsmouth


"Available any time, anywhere, distance no object, can also accommodate (Kik) (mobile number)"

Age / looks unimportant. Really? You'd fuck anything? (they probably would)

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Available any time, anywhere, distance no object, can also accommodate (Kik) (mobile number)

I always think those must be windups and they’ve put an ex’s phone number down."

I block because I don't want to know.

I find "will fuck anything" in the same league of attractiveness as a clearly unwashed cock over a shit splattered toilet. (you're welcome for the image)

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By *uicyfruit3Man  over a year ago

portsmouth

More and more of my local status updates are just people begging for drugs.

"Who's got powder/snow/blow/stuff to bring round?"

I mean yeah if you wanna do your own drugs then go for it, but there's nothing worse than freeloaders

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By *uliette500Woman  over a year ago

Hull

Saw one today who was saying it is sick that "fat women" are allowed on here and that he shouldn't have to look at them.

I blocked him as a favour so he doesn't have to see me!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Saw one today who was saying it is sick that "fat women" are allowed on here and that he shouldn't have to look at them.

I blocked him as a favour so he doesn't have to see me! "

Yup. I block that kind of thing even if it doesn't apply to me. I don't want to meet such a horrible person.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Saw one today who was saying it is sick that "fat women" are allowed on here and that he shouldn't have to look at them.

I blocked him as a favour so he doesn't have to see me!

Yup. I block that kind of thing even if it doesn't apply to me. I don't want to meet such a horrible person. "

I bet a lot of other people that read it blocked him as well....cheeky sod

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Thats the problem these people have is that they are basing everything on looks and are treating it like an Amsterdam street of hookers and basing everything on an their looks. Then they wonder why it goes so wrong. Some of the best meets and meetings I have had have been with people who have had no profile picture but their profile/status intrigued me, or they have not been what I usually go for but they have pushed buttons and made me think different during our chats.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Are you ever out off by someones status?

They may be hot and have a brilliant profile but then you just see some statuses and think; why on earth would you put that, DELETE! "

If a status puts you off someone that's fit,then i'm not this is the place for you. How can you judge another from a status?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m put off by a lot of things

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Are you ever out off by someones status?

They may be hot and have a brilliant profile but then you just see some statuses and think; why on earth would you put that, DELETE!

If a status puts you off someone that's fit,then i'm not this is the place for you. How can you judge another from a status? "

Really easily. Plenty of attractive people have terrible judgement. That can show in their statuses.

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By *xpressionistMan  over a year ago

ST. ALBANS

" got 420 " ,just fucking call it drugs! It's not code or gangster. You're a pot head living on an estate who thinks owning a Subaru is the height of sophistication,but won't meet smokers?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"" got 420 " ,just fucking call it drugs! It's not code or gangster. You're a pot head living on an estate who thinks owning a Subaru is the height of sophistication,but won't meet smokers?"

Lol lol lol. Oh thank you!

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By *xpressionistMan  over a year ago

ST. ALBANS


"" got 420 " ,just fucking call it drugs! It's not code or gangster. You're a pot head living on an estate who thinks owning a Subaru is the height of sophistication,but won't meet smokers?

Lol lol lol. Oh thank you!"

My pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"" got 420 " ,just fucking call it drugs! It's not code or gangster. You're a pot head living on an estate who thinks owning a Subaru is the height of sophistication,but won't meet smokers?"

420 is an Americanism too which is another bug bear lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I sincerely hope that my statuses do put off those that I would have absolutely no common ground with.

As for other peoples, well most are unintentionally funny really

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine are always parodies of songs, hope that works for people because it's fun to come up with them

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