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We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
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Oh you're a single female...do u think we have standards for them when paper bags are so cheap  "
Yeah, but when you need 2 bags for someone like me, they don't come so cheap!!!  |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
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Haha, I have an 2'1 Master of Engineering degree  from York(in the top 10 russel group uni's) |
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"Well OP, you may be prepared to scrape the barrel, but I am not preppared to go any lower than level 7 on the Framework for Higher Education Qualifications."
Some people are just too picky , you do know this is a swinging site dont you  |
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"Damn, I only got 5 o levels, rsa 1 in typing, clait and 3 years experience as a regimental accountant - didn't want to meet yas anyway - goes off in a huff "
good cos we didnt want to meet you either
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Haha, I have an 2'1 Master of Engineering degree from York(in the top 10 russel group uni's) "
We will mail you the application, we also need a notarised statement on bmi, condition of skin, bank balance and cock size  |
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"But what about degree equivalent courses? Don't tell me I've gone through all these exams for nothing!!  "
Sorry these are our criteria and we demand that they be respected...you will be asking us to accept degress from polytechnics next  |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
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Oh dear I'm over qualified! |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Oh dear I'm over qualified!"
Quite clearly this is a fake profile and we demand something be done |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"But what about degree equivalent courses? Don't tell me I've gone through all these exams for nothing!!
Sorry these are our criteria and we demand that they be respected...you will be asking us to accept degress from polytechnics next "
Dammit!! *sobs* |
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"Damn, I only got 5 o levels, rsa 1 in typing, clait and 3 years experience as a regimental accountant - didn't want to meet yas anyway - goes off in a huff
good cos we didnt want to meet you either
huffs back "
We're still coming round for coffee next time I'm up though Jem  |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Oh dear I'm over qualified!
Quite clearly this is a fake profile and we demand
something be done "
oh bugger I've been found out lol oopps |
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"But what about degree equivalent courses? Don't tell me I've gone through all these exams for nothing!!
Sorry these are our criteria and we demand that they be respected...you will be asking us to accept degress from polytechnics next
Dammit!! *sobs*"
i am sure there are less fussy people about, apparently some people demand neither bmi or gym membership from prospective sexual partners.
May i suggest you contact one of those sorts, perhaps up north, where people have even been known to have sex with strangers. |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Oh dear I'm over qualified!
Quite clearly this is a fake profile and we demand
something be done
oh bugger I've been found out lol oopps "
A profile claiming to be a single woman looking for single men, i mean you didnt even try did you |
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"Damn, I only got 5 o levels, rsa 1 in typing, clait and 3 years experience as a regimental accountant - didn't want to meet yas anyway - goes off in a huff
good cos we didnt want to meet you either
huffs back
We're still coming round for coffee next time I'm up though Jem "
just coffee? |
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i am sure there are less fussy people about, apparently some people demand neither bmi or gym membership from prospective sexual partners.
May i suggest you contact one of those sorts, perhaps up north, where people have even been known to have sex with strangers."
Sex with strangers Perish the thought! |
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"Damn, I only got 5 o levels, rsa 1 in typing, clait and 3 years experience as a regimental accountant - didn't want to meet yas anyway - goes off in a huff
good cos we didnt want to meet you either
huffs back
We're still coming round for coffee next time I'm up though Jem
just coffee?"
Well, we're underqualified for anything else lmao  |
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"My qualifications? I have 12", but I don't use it as a rule.........
i am sorry but we have just added jokes from 1900 to our criteria "
Ok, well how about if I told you that i only have a 5" cock, but asserted that not a lot of women can take them that wide?  |
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"Damn, I only got 5 o levels, rsa 1 in typing, clait and 3 years experience as a regimental accountant - didn't want to meet yas anyway - goes off in a huff
good cos we didnt want to meet you either
huffs back
We're still coming round for coffee next time I'm up though Jem
just coffee?
Well, we're underqualified for anything else lmao "
ohhh playing hard to get eh...fine
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"My qualifications? I have 12", but I don't use it as a rule.........
i am sorry but we have just added jokes from 1900 to our criteria
Ok, well how about if I told you that i only have a 5" cock, but asserted that not a lot of women can take them that wide? "
mmmmm width |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Oh dear I'm over qualified!
Quite clearly this is a fake profile and we demand
something be done
oh bugger I've been found out lol oopps
A profile claiming to be a single woman looking for single men, i mean you didnt even try did you "
your right but i'll know what to put on my next profile...better start a thread moaning about it 1st though |
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"Damn, I only got 5 o levels, rsa 1 in typing, clait and 3 years experience as a regimental accountant - didn't want to meet yas anyway - goes off in a huff
good cos we didnt want to meet you either
huffs back
We're still coming round for coffee next time I'm up though Jem
just coffee?
Well, we're underqualified for anything else lmao
ohhh playing hard to get eh...fine
huffs again "
ur conditions, not ours |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Oh dear I'm over qualified!
Quite clearly this is a fake profile and we demand
something be done
oh bugger I've been found out lol oopps
A profile claiming to be a single woman looking for single men, i mean you didnt even try did you
your right but i'll know what to put on my next profile...better start a thread moaning about it 1st though"
Dont dare hijack our moaning thread you fake you! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"But what about degree equivalent courses? Don't tell me I've gone through all these exams for nothing!!
Sorry these are our criteria and we demand that they be respected...you will be asking us to accept degress from polytechnics next
Dammit!! *sobs*
i am sure there are less fussy people about, apparently some people demand neither bmi or gym membership from prospective sexual partners.
May i suggest you contact one of those sorts, perhaps up north, where people have even been known to have sex with strangers."
Judging from some of the posts appearing recently, some members here would only be satisfied with a royal title! |
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"But what about degree equivalent courses? Don't tell me I've gone through all these exams for nothing!!
Sorry these are our criteria and we demand that they be respected...you will be asking us to accept degress from polytechnics next
Dammit!! *sobs*
i am sure there are less fussy people about, apparently some people demand neither bmi or gym membership from prospective sexual partners.
May i suggest you contact one of those sorts, perhaps up north, where people have even been known to have sex with strangers.
Judging from some of the posts appearing recently, some members here would only be satisfied with a royal title! "
Naw, i have never seen royalty in the gym, or advertising their bmi, perhaps the pope might do though? |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
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Feedback? Well childish immature and obviously a result of being told to Jog on. Probably not the feedback you really wanted but it does look very much a snipe at the couple who put up the "Couple needed....! How hard" thread. |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Feedback? Well childish immature and obviously a result of being told to Jog on. Probably not the feedback you really wanted but it does look very much a snipe at the couple who put up the "Couple needed....! How hard" thread."
actually it was the bmi thread... |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Feedback? Well childish immature and obviously a result of being told to Jog on. Probably not the feedback you really wanted but it does look very much a snipe at the couple who put up the "Couple needed....! How hard" thread.
actually it was the bmi thread... "
ans the fact far too many people take themselves far too seriously |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Feedback? Well childish immature and obviously a result of being told to Jog on. Probably not the feedback you really wanted but it does look very much a snipe at the couple who put up the "Couple needed....! How hard" thread.
actually it was the bmi thread...
ans the fact far too many people take themselves far too seriously"
Yes you do it seems. |
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"Does a Bronze Swimming Certificate and a Cycling Proficiency Badge make me qualified to meet you?
No but you wear a suit and so can clearly fake it "
Its not a suit, I just blocked out my body |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Feedback? Well childish immature and obviously a result of being told to Jog on. Probably not the feedback you really wanted but it does look very much a snipe at the couple who put up the "Couple needed....! How hard" thread.
actually it was the bmi thread...
ans the fact far too many people take themselves far too seriously
Yes you do it seems. "
ohh im cut to the bone by that |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"ans the fact far too many people take themselves far too seriously
Yes you do it seems.
ohh im cut to the bone by that "
Oooh burn!!
(I still luvs ya Jem, whatever your BMI, IQ, blood group, or job history) |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Feedback? Well childish immature and obviously a result of being told to Jog on. Probably not the feedback you really wanted but it does look very much a snipe at the couple who put up the "Couple needed....! How hard" thread.
actually it was the bmi thread...
ans the fact far too many people take themselves far too seriously
Yes you do it seems.
ohh im cut to the bone by that "
Im sure you are still smarting from being told to jog on which was rather an appropriate thing to say. |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Feedback? Well childish immature and obviously a result of being told to Jog on. Probably not the feedback you really wanted but it does look very much a snipe at the couple who put up the "Couple needed....! How hard" thread.
actually it was the bmi thread...
ans the fact far too many people take themselves far too seriously
Yes you do it seems.
ohh im cut to the bone by that
Im sure you are still smarting from being told to jog on which was rather an appropriate thing to say. "
i may have atarted a silly thread cos i was sick of reading various ppl over the past few days moaning...however i think it is far more childish and immature to suggest someone is overweight or needs to exercise more, that is resorting to payground insults.
Until you mentioned it i hadnt even seen the comment in the other thread,,,you clearly have and have your own reasons for believing i am fat and unhealthy...to the extent you keep repeating the same phrase.
So is this to turn into a fat bashing thread...let me know as i need to get the popcorn in...
Thankfully the people who matter know exactly how fat and unhealthy i am...
*goes to chip shop so she can put on a few stone...if there is going to be fat bashing wants to have the pleasure of being at least a size 14 first " |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Settles down with popcorn and hot coffee in a flask
Do u want butter with that...us fatties need to stick together "
Butter popcorn is the best! Just wait a while - I have to rearrange my tummy rolls |
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"Settles down with popcorn and hot coffee in a flask
Do u want butter with that...us fatties need to stick together
Butter popcorn is the best! Just wait a while - I have to rearrange my tummy rolls"
Careful, that might burn up calories and so count as exercise |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Settles down with popcorn and hot coffee in a flask
Do u want butter with that...us fatties need to stick together
Butter popcorn is the best! Just wait a while - I have to rearrange my tummy rolls
Careful, that might burn up calories and so count as exercise "
I'll suck on some lard while I do it. |
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"I have 2 degrees... But they are both "Desmond's"
Can I combine them both for a better one?
Yours
A demontfort uni and Michigan state uni grad!
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Foreign universtites....mmmmm mysterious v desmonds...we will get back to you |
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"Settles down with popcorn and hot coffee in a flask
Do u want butter with that...us fatties need to stick together
Butter popcorn is the best! Just wait a while - I have to rearrange my tummy rolls
Careful, that might burn up calories and so count as exercise
I'll suck on some lard while I do it. "
Good girl |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Feedback? Well childish immature and obviously a result of being told to Jog on. Probably not the feedback you really wanted but it does look very much a snipe at the couple who put up the "Couple needed....! How hard" thread.
actually it was the bmi thread...
ans the fact far too many people take themselves far too seriously
Yes you do it seems.
ohh im cut to the bone by that
Im sure you are still smarting from being told to jog on which was rather an appropriate thing to say.
i may have atarted a silly thread cos i was sick of reading various ppl over the past few days moaning...however i think it is far more childish and immature to suggest someone is overweight or needs to exercise more, that is resorting to payground insults.
Until you mentioned it i hadnt even seen the comment in the other thread,,,you clearly have and have your own reasons for believing i am fat and unhealthy...to the extent you keep repeating the same phrase.
So is this to turn into a fat bashing thread...let me know as i need to get the popcorn in...
Thankfully the people who matter know exactly how fat and unhealthy i am...
*goes to chip shop so she can put on a few stone...if there is going to be fat bashing wants to have the pleasure of being at least a size 14 first ""
If you have an issue with weight or being healthy then that’s your issue as I haven’t mentioned it as I recall I said immature and childish neither of which has anything to do with weight so. I do perceive you are irritated that you received feedback you didn’t like in which case you shouldn’t ask for it. What you shouldn’t do it try to manipulate words so I will repeat I said Immature and childish and that’s the image you portray with this thread. Maybe you shouldn’t ask for feedback if you are not able to take criticism. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"If you have an issue with weight or being healthy then that’s your issue as I haven’t mentioned it as I recall I said immature and childish neither of which has anything to do with weight so. I do perceive you are irritated that you received feedback you didn’t like in which case you shouldn’t ask for it. What you shouldn’t do it try to manipulate words so I will repeat I said Immature and childish and that’s the image you portray with this thread. Maybe you shouldn’t ask for feedback if you are not able to take criticism. "
I think you're reading a lot more into this joke thread that Jemima actually meant. |
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"If you have an issue with weight or being healthy then that’s your issue as I haven’t mentioned it as I recall I said immature and childish neither of which has anything to do with weight so. I do perceive you are irritated that you received feedback you didn’t like in which case you shouldn’t ask for it. What you shouldn’t do it try to manipulate words so I will repeat I said Immature and childish and that’s the image you portray with this thread. Maybe you shouldn’t ask for feedback if you are not able to take criticism.
I think you're reading a lot more into this joke thread that Jemima actually meant. "
Far from I commented on the initial thread as feedback was asked for. The response with interjection of weight issues which at no point were mentioned by myself shows a level of manipulation. The one thing I am not is naive and I am entitled to an opinion. |
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Think I wasted my time studying psychology and english lit at St. Andrews uni ..... get more of an insight into people and an education in these forums. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"But what about degree equivalent courses? Don't tell me I've gone through all these exams for nothing!!
Sorry these are our criteria and we demand that they be respected...you will be asking us to accept degress from polytechnics next
Dammit!! *sobs*
i am sure there are less fussy people about, apparently some people demand neither bmi or gym membership from prospective sexual partners.
May i suggest you contact one of those sorts, perhaps up north, where people have even been known to have sex with strangers."
**waves frantically** got a stranger in the shower already and about to have sex with him |
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"Think I wasted my time studying psychology and english lit at St. Andrews uni ..... get more of an insight into people and an education in these forums. "
Ohhh did u meet kate...i reckon shes a swinger |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Feedback? Well childish immature and obviously a result of being told to Jog on. Probably not the feedback you really wanted but it does look very much a snipe at the couple who put up the "Couple needed....! How hard" thread.
actually it was the bmi thread...
ans the fact far too many people take themselves far too seriously
Yes you do it seems.
ohh im cut to the bone by that
Im sure you are still smarting from being told to jog on which was rather an appropriate thing to say.
i may have atarted a silly thread cos i was sick of reading various ppl over the past few days moaning...however i think it is far more childish and immature to suggest someone is overweight or needs to exercise more, that is resorting to payground insults.
Until you mentioned it i hadnt even seen the comment in the other thread,,,you clearly have and have your own reasons for believing i am fat and unhealthy...to the extent you keep repeating the same phrase.
So is this to turn into a fat bashing thread...let me know as i need to get the popcorn in...
Thankfully the people who matter know exactly how fat and unhealthy i am...
*goes to chip shop so she can put on a few stone...if there is going to be fat bashing wants to have the pleasure of being at least a size 14 first "
If you have an issue with weight or being healthy then that’s your issue as I haven’t mentioned it as I recall I said immature and childish neither of which has anything to do with weight so. I do perceive you are irritated that you received feedback you didn’t like in which case you shouldn’t ask for it. What you shouldn’t do it try to manipulate words so I will repeat I said Immature and childish and that’s the image you portray with this thread. Maybe you shouldn’t ask for feedback if you are not able to take criticism. "
"Im sure you are still smarting from being told to jog on which was rather an appropriate thing to say."
Own your words...on an internet forum i think denial is amusing, but futile, you brought up my weight...and critisim is fine, name calling doesnt bother me, it says more about you than me.
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"If you have an issue with weight or being healthy then that’s your issue as I haven’t mentioned it as I recall I said immature and childish neither of which has anything to do with weight so. I do perceive you are irritated that you received feedback you didn’t like in which case you shouldn’t ask for it. What you shouldn’t do it try to manipulate words so I will repeat I said Immature and childish and that’s the image you portray with this thread. Maybe you shouldn’t ask for feedback if you are not able to take criticism.
I think you're reading a lot more into this joke thread that Jemima actually meant.
Far from I commented on the initial thread as feedback was asked for. The response with interjection of weight issues which at no point were mentioned by myself shows a level of manipulation. The one thing I am not is naive and I am entitled to an opinion."
Again to quote you...
"Im sure you are still smarting from being told to jog on which was rather an appropriate thing to say."
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"Think I wasted my time studying psychology and english lit at St. Andrews uni ..... get more of an insight into people and an education in these forums.
Ohhh did u meet kate...i reckon shes a swinger "
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Me -
BSc(mechanical engineering Imperial College, London University) + MSc (applied mathematics - Lancaster University);+ MBA (Cranfield University); European Chartered Engineer + UK Chartered Engineer.
You...???
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Feedback? Well childish immature and obviously a result of being told to Jog on. Probably not the feedback you really wanted but it does look very much a snipe at the couple who put up the "Couple needed....! How hard" thread.
actually it was the bmi thread...
ans the fact far too many people take themselves far too seriously
Yes you do it seems.
ohh im cut to the bone by that
Im sure you are still smarting from being told to jog on which was rather an appropriate thing to say.
i may have atarted a silly thread cos i was sick of reading various ppl over the past few days moaning...however i think it is far more childish and immature to suggest someone is overweight or needs to exercise more, that is resorting to payground insults.
Until you mentioned it i hadnt even seen the comment in the other thread,,,you clearly have and have your own reasons for believing i am fat and unhealthy...to the extent you keep repeating the same phrase.
So is this to turn into a fat bashing thread...let me know as i need to get the popcorn in...
Thankfully the people who matter know exactly how fat and unhealthy i am...
*goes to chip shop so she can put on a few stone...if there is going to be fat bashing wants to have the pleasure of being at least a size 14 first "
If you have an issue with weight or being healthy then that’s your issue as I haven’t mentioned it as I recall I said immature and childish neither of which has anything to do with weight so. I do perceive you are irritated that you received feedback you didn’t like in which case you shouldn’t ask for it. What you shouldn’t do it try to manipulate words so I will repeat I said Immature and childish and that’s the image you portray with this thread. Maybe you shouldn’t ask for feedback if you are not able to take criticism.
"Im sure you are still smarting from being told to jog on which was rather an appropriate thing to say."
Own your words...on an internet forum i think denial is amusing, but futile, you brought up my weight...and critisim is fine, name calling doesnt bother me, it says more about you than me.
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If you look on the thread “Couple needed....! How hard?” the OP told you “ your forgiven, now jog on!” With reference from the thread starter to you moving on ie going away or go forth and multiply although maybe you struggled on to them rejecting you who knows. It was pretty evident you were annoyed when they “Not the end of the world if you didn't contact us”
No reference from myself to weight or anything else from myself but will be fascinated to see you quote me saying it rather than lying through your back teeth which you are currently doing. |
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Ohhh did u meet kate...i reckon shes a swinger
I was at uni the same time she and Wills were there. "
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"Think I wasted my time studying psychology and english lit at St. Andrews uni ..... get more of an insight into people and an education in these forums.
Ohhh did u meet kate...i reckon shes a swinger
I was at uni the same time she and Wills were there.
Go one...tell me more "
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Feedback? Well childish immature and obviously a result of being told to Jog on. Probably not the feedback you really wanted but it does look very much a snipe at the couple who put up the "Couple needed....! How hard" thread.
actually it was the bmi thread...
ans the fact far too many people take themselves far too seriously
Yes you do it seems.
ohh im cut to the bone by that
Im sure you are still smarting from being told to jog on which was rather an appropriate thing to say.
i may have atarted a silly thread cos i was sick of reading various ppl over the past few days moaning...however i think it is far more childish and immature to suggest someone is overweight or needs to exercise more, that is resorting to payground insults.
Until you mentioned it i hadnt even seen the comment in the other thread,,,you clearly have and have your own reasons for believing i am fat and unhealthy...to the extent you keep repeating the same phrase.
So is this to turn into a fat bashing thread...let me know as i need to get the popcorn in...
Thankfully the people who matter know exactly how fat and unhealthy i am...
*goes to chip shop so she can put on a few stone...if there is going to be fat bashing wants to have the pleasure of being at least a size 14 first "
If you have an issue with weight or being healthy then that’s your issue as I haven’t mentioned it as I recall I said immature and childish neither of which has anything to do with weight so. I do perceive you are irritated that you received feedback you didn’t like in which case you shouldn’t ask for it. What you shouldn’t do it try to manipulate words so I will repeat I said Immature and childish and that’s the image you portray with this thread. Maybe you shouldn’t ask for feedback if you are not able to take criticism.
"Im sure you are still smarting from being told to jog on which was rather an appropriate thing to say."
Own your words...on an internet forum i think denial is amusing, but futile, you brought up my weight...and critisim is fine, name calling doesnt bother me, it says more about you than me.
If you look on the thread “Couple needed....! How hard?” the OP told you “ your forgiven, now jog on!” With reference from the thread starter to you moving on ie going away or go forth and multiply although maybe you struggled on to them rejecting you who knows. It was pretty evident you were annoyed when they “Not the end of the world if you didn't contact us”
No reference from myself to weight or anything else from myself but will be fascinated to see you quote me saying it rather than lying through your back teeth which you are currently doing. "
Here is the entire quote from you
"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Feedback? Well childish immature and obviously a result of being told to Jog on. Probably not the feedback you really wanted but it does look very much a snipe at the couple who put up the "Couple needed....! How hard" thread.
actually it was the bmi thread...
ans the fact far too many people take themselves far too seriously
Yes you do it seems.
ohh im cut to the bone by that "
Im sure you are still smarting from being told to jog on which was rather an appropriate thing to say.
i dont know why you are think i am lying, or why u think i was bothered by a couple at the other end of the country ,who i had already said i had no interest in, not wanting to meet me.
You referred to me needing to jog,,,saying it was appropriate. i really dont know what i have done to upset u so much, especially when everyone else was enjoying a piss taking thread...so here are some suggestions...
1.if u dont like satire stay away from 99% of my posts
2.calm down, accusing someone of lying is close to abuse...
3.Think about what you said, admit you are getting your knickers in a twist over nothing and pour a nice glass of red
i would suggest u apologise for the jogging and lying things...but i will stop while im ahead
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"But what about degree equivalent courses? Don't tell me I've gone through all these exams for nothing!!
Sorry these are our criteria and we demand that they be respected...you will be asking us to accept degress from polytechnics next
Dammit!! *sobs*
i am sure there are less fussy people about, apparently some people demand neither bmi or gym membership from prospective sexual partners.
May i suggest you contact one of those sorts, perhaps up north, where people have even been known to have sex with strangers."
WHAT where,strangers sex,you mean im on a swingers site,thought it was the open university,goes off muttering explains a few things |
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By *waymanMan
over a year ago
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
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You realise you might need to tighten your criteria to exclude the Rev Dr Ian Paisley - and you might also like to specify A level scores for any thrusting young men you might require who haven't been to uni yet.... |
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By *waymanMan
over a year ago
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Feedback? Well childish immature and obviously a result of being told to Jog on. Probably not the feedback you really wanted but it does look very much a snipe at the couple who put up the "Couple needed....! How hard" thread.
actually it was the bmi thread... "
There's a thread about which cheap airline you use? F***ing hell...
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Feedback? Well childish immature and obviously a result of being told to Jog on. Probably not the feedback you really wanted but it does look very much a snipe at the couple who put up the "Couple needed....! How hard" thread.
actually it was the bmi thread...
There's a thread about which cheap airline you use? F***ing hell...
Thank fgod I was in first class on the train last friday, I might get a shag...."
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By *waymanMan
over a year ago
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Feedback? Well childish immature and obviously a result of being told to Jog on. Probably not the feedback you really wanted but it does look very much a snipe at the couple who put up the "Couple needed....! How hard" thread.
actually it was the bmi thread...
There's a thread about which cheap airline you use? F***ing hell...
Thank fgod I was in first class on the train last friday, I might get a shag....
First class... bourgeois parasite "
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback appreciated
Feedback? Well childish immature and obviously a result of being told to Jog on. Probably not the feedback you really wanted but it does look very much a snipe at the couple who put up the "Couple needed....! How hard" thread.
actually it was the bmi thread...
There's a thread about which cheap airline you use? F***ing hell...
Thank fgod I was in first class on the train last friday, I might get a shag....
First class... bourgeois parasite
But I had a second class ticket - so can I be an anarchist revolutionary please?"
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
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i am sure there are less fussy people about, apparently some people demand neither bmi or gym membership from prospective sexual partners.
May i suggest you contact one of those sorts, perhaps up north, where people have even been known to have sex with strangers.
**waves frantically** got a stranger in the shower already and about to have sex with him "
Well, I thoroughly enjoyed my sex with a stranger, shame this thread seems to have gone downhill faster than the Jamaican Bob Sleigh team on the Cresta Run |
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By *waymanMan
over a year ago
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i am sure there are less fussy people about, apparently some people demand neither bmi or gym membership from prospective sexual partners.
May i suggest you contact one of those sorts, perhaps up north, where people have even been known to have sex with strangers.
**waves frantically** got a stranger in the shower already and about to have sex with him
Well, I thoroughly enjoyed my sex with a stranger, shame this thread seems to have gone downhill faster than the Jamaican Bob Sleigh team on the Cresta Run "
Oddly, most teams did go downhill faster than the Jamaican bobsleigh team - they were shit, after all, but lovely with it... |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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i am sure there are less fussy people about, apparently some people demand neither bmi or gym membership from prospective sexual partners.
May i suggest you contact one of those sorts, perhaps up north, where people have even been known to have sex with strangers.
**waves frantically** got a stranger in the shower already and about to have sex with him
Well, I thoroughly enjoyed my sex with a stranger, shame this thread seems to have gone downhill faster than the Jamaican Bob Sleigh team on the Cresta Run
Oddly, most teams did go downhill faster than the Jamaican bobsleigh team - they were shit, after all, but lovely with it..."
Yeah I know but too knackered to think up a different whatsit, comparison thingy - can't remember the correct fecking term - too many orgasms has finally rotted my brain.... |
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"Jog on is a polite way of telling someone to fek off. nothing to do with weight loss. I think you owe someone an apology mrs puddleduck. "
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"Jog on is a polite way of telling someone to fek off. nothing to do with weight loss. I think you owe someone an apology mrs puddleduck.
i am aware of the phrase...it was the coupling of it with "which is appropriate" that made it more than just a saying"
It makes interesting reading but it does look as though are desperately trying to make something that's not there. Jog on means go away no more or less and I would say an apology is due. |
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"Jog on is a polite way of telling someone to fek off. nothing to do with weight loss. I think you owe someone an apology mrs puddleduck.
i am aware of the phrase...it was the coupling of it with "which is appropriate" that made it more than just a saying
It makes interesting reading but it does look as though are desperately trying to make something that's not there. Jog on means go away no more or less and I would say an apology is due. "
They didnt say jog on, they said jog on was an appropriate thing to say to me...however i am always cynical about ppl who appear to agree with abusive ppl to never be heard from again, so i will take anything you say with a pinch of salt...
one question, after being accused of lying by someone who hijacked a fun thread...what am i apologising for exactly?
Feel free to pm your mates who havnt replied for the answer... |
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The term 'professional' is quite hilarious as it tries to give the impression of placing people in a higher position due to their work abilities! If we are not mistaken, this site caters for some of humanities most basic behaviours??? I.e. sex!!! Now surely it's down to getting along and finding some physical attraction but not how many educational qualifications you've got or what job you do?? We've encountered this before and it strikes us that people think they are so wonderful that they become detached from swinging reality!
They are missing out!
Btw...I hold a first class honours degree in post rational discourse from the university of steeple bumstead, my dissertation majored on factors preventing successful arse/elbow differentiation!
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Jemima - NO; thats the answer to your question.
Qualifications on a swingers site?! Never heard of anything so inappropriate! Whats next your CV? How many hours in a gym you spend a week.....? |
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"Jemima - NO; thats the answer to your question.
Qualifications on a swingers site?! Never heard of anything so inappropriate! Whats next your CV? How many hours in a gym you spend a week.....?"
Did i ask a question?
btw google Johnathan Swift... |
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"Jemima - NO; thats the answer to your question.
Qualifications on a swingers site?! Never heard of anything so inappropriate! Whats next your CV? How many hours in a gym you spend a week.....?
Did i ask a question?
btw google Johnathan Swift..."
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As both of us have Ph.Ds (and in proper university subjects, not mickey mouse subjects such as Information Technology, Managerial Sciences and Surf Studies) we wouldn't even consider someone with a mere bachelor degree . |
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback requested "
Finally, my years in education and lost childhood are repaid!!! 12 GCSEs, 5 A levels, a 2:1 Masters in Civil Engineering (from Durham, as requested), chartered engineer, MICE, CSCS, IOSH and NEBOSH. I can't be more perfectly qualified for you!! I'm on my way round now.
Oh, hang on, where in the country are you.....?Feck!
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"We have decided we will in future only meet people with 2'1 Degrees or above from a Russell Group universities.
St Andrews and Durham graduates will be considered on a strict case by case basis...
Oxbridge if you are exceptional but, no ppe graduates, we do not want to shag future mps.
Ssadly the site is totally lacking in an academic achievement search facility, so we suggest that every member be forced to list all qualifications on their profile to save us wasting a time on profiles that do not meet our exacting standards.
Feedback requested
Finally, my years in education and lost childhood are repaid!!! 12 GCSEs, 5 A levels, a 2:1 Masters in Civil Engineering (from Durham, as requested), chartered engineer, MICE, CSCS, IOSH and NEBOSH. I can't be more perfectly qualified for you!! I'm on my way round now.
Oh, hang on, where in the country are you.....?Feck!
Starts jogging.............."
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"As both of us have Ph.Ds (and in proper university subjects, not mickey mouse subjects such as Information Technology, Managerial Sciences and Surf Studies) we wouldn't even consider someone with a mere bachelor degree . "
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