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I like my sex like I like my Brexit
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over a year ago
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"Not with devastating consequences to my home or body (politic)?
The you need a safe word!!
‘Jean-Claude Juncker’
A perfect safe word, as I doubt it ever been uttered during a sexual encounter!!"
Never say never, some of the things I have seen on here lol  |
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Not with devastating consequences to my home or body (politic)?
The you need a safe word!!
‘Jean-Claude Juncker’
A perfect safe word, as I doubt it ever been uttered during a sexual encounter!!
Never say never, some of the things I have seen on here lol
Juncker’s on May role play, now that is twisted!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not with devastating consequences to my home or body (politic)?
The you need a safe word!!
‘Jean-Claude Juncker’
A perfect safe word, as I doubt it ever been uttered during a sexual encounter!!
Never say never, some of the things I have seen on here lol
Juncker’s on May role play, now that is twisted!!"
Lol thanks for that. I hope those playing May can take a shafting as well as the real one ?? |
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Not with devastating consequences to my home or body (politic)?
The you need a safe word!!
‘Jean-Claude Juncker’
A perfect safe word, as I doubt it ever been uttered during a sexual encounter!!
Never say never, some of the things I have seen on here lol
Juncker’s on May role play, now that is twisted!!
Lol thanks for that. I hope those playing May can take a shafting as well as the real one ??
As long as it’s, Strong & Stable!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Chaotic with a terrible, unsatisfing and unfulfilling out come?"
On the contrary, after endless years in the missionary position without any hope of reform despite blatant decline, a lover still with a bit of spark knows when it is wise to jump ship and embrace more positions than just the missionary ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chaotic with a terrible, unsatisfing and unfulfilling out come?
On the contrary, after endless years in the missionary position without any hope of reform despite blatant decline, a lover still with a bit of spark knows when it is wise to jump ship and embrace more positions than just the missionary ??"
The only thing wrong with the missionary position is the guy on top. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Chaotic with a terrible, unsatisfing and unfulfilling out come?
On the contrary, after endless years in the missionary position without any hope of reform despite blatant decline, a lover still with a bit of spark knows when it is wise to jump ship and embrace more positions than just the missionary ??
The only thing wrong with the missionary position is the guy on top."
Especially if you can’t actually change them or get rid of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chaotic with a terrible, unsatisfing and unfulfilling out come?
On the contrary, after endless years in the missionary position without any hope of reform despite blatant decline, a lover still with a bit of spark knows when it is wise to jump ship and embrace more positions than just the missionary ??
The only thing wrong with the missionary position is the guy on top.
Especially if you can’t actually change them or get rid of them "
Or you wake up in the middle of the night and all of a sudden its Boris Johnson on top? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Brexit sex, can't think of anything worse, they show up swinging their dick claiming they can do this and shit but just end up fumbling around for hours not satisfying anyone as a group of 45+ white men stand behind them patting each other on the back saying how great this is.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Brexit sex, can't think of anything worse, they show up swinging their dick claiming they can do this and shit but just end up fumbling around for hours not satisfying anyone as a group of 45+ white men stand behind them patting each other on the back saying how great this is. "
That sounds a bigoted response  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That sounds a bigoted response "
Would you prefer I say Bigoted/Xenophobic/Racist instead? Much easier to state the demographic which caused this mess and are the ones throwing money to their best mate Nigel Farage.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That sounds a bigoted response
Would you prefer I say Bigoted/Xenophobic/Racist instead? Much easier to state the demographic which caused this mess and are the ones throwing money to their best mate Nigel Farage. "
I volunteered with lots of black and asian people, gay and straight, old and young, working class and upper class from across multiple political parties. The support was incredibly diverse for Leave campaign. But you stay and enjoy your tunnel vision ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I volunteered with lots of black and asian people, gay and straight, old and young, working class and upper class from across multiple political parties. The support was incredibly diverse for Leave campaign. But you stay and enjoy your tunnel vision ??"
You can call it tunnel vision, I call it experience, then again as a white man I'm sure you've not had any fallout from this where as I've had comments in the open with racist shits citing Brexit. I'm sure Farage will enjoy the money you're sending him. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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This thread was so jolly with sexual innuendos until the serious bunch turned up. It is like somene farted during sex and the rampant erection that was being enjoyed started to deflate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread was so jolly with sexual innuendos until the serious bunch turned up. "
To be fair this sentence perfectly sums up Brexit  it's all fun and games with Farage parading around the UK with the jolly Brexit bus, £350 million a week for our NHS, etc, and when it got serious things went south. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This thread was so jolly with sexual innuendos until the serious bunch turned up.
To be fair this sentence perfectly sums up Brexit it's all fun and games with Farage parading around the UK with the jolly Brexit bus, £350 million a week for our NHS, etc, and when it got serious things went south. "
That was Vote Leave bus, not Farage. Enjoy the rest of your day, I am getting back to sexual innuendos  |
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What the hell happened here? I turn my back for a few moments and it’s gone all “Lord of Flies”!
“Ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man's heart, and the fall through the air of the true, wise friend called Piggy.” |
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"No .. Brexit makes me think of Theresa May . And trust me that would do nothing for my performance  "
I think she would teach you a thing of two in the bedroom to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No .. Brexit makes me think of Theresa May . And trust me that would do nothing for my performance
I think she would teach you a thing of two in the bedroom to be fair"
you saying I'm shit in the bedroom |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No .. Brexit makes me think of Theresa May . And trust me that would do nothing for my performance
I think she would teach you a thing of two in the bedroom to be fair you saying I'm shit in the bedroom "
Absolutely not, I just think she has a few tricks up her sleeve thats all |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No .. Brexit makes me think of Theresa May . And trust me that would do nothing for my performance
I think she would teach you a thing of two in the bedroom to be fair you saying I'm shit in the bedroom
Absolutely not, I just think she has a few tricks up her sleeve thats all"
good answer . Yeah I will give you that one . She would constantly tell take it out then back in again |
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