"Yes. He might be a bit shocked, as we’re about to divorce and barely talk, but the look on his face would be priceless."
Ah! That’s so thoughtful! As your lawyer I would argue you deserve a more generous settlement for arranging this!  |
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"Yes. He might be a bit shocked, as we’re about to divorce and barely talk, but the look on his face would be priceless.
Ah! That’s so thoughtful! As your lawyer I would argue you deserve a more generous settlement for arranging this! "
Of course, if you arrange for OP to give your lawyer a blowjob as well, you could argue sucksessfully for lower fees too!  |
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"Yes. He might be a bit shocked, as we’re about to divorce and barely talk, but the look on his face would be priceless.
Ah! That’s so thoughtful! As your lawyer I would argue you deserve a more generous settlement for arranging this!
Of course, if you arrange for OP to give your lawyer a blowjob as well, you could argue sucksessfully for lower fees too! "
My lawyer is female as well and, I suspect, filthier than me. |
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"Yes. He might be a bit shocked, as we’re about to divorce and barely talk, but the look on his face would be priceless.
Ah! That’s so thoughtful! As your lawyer I would argue you deserve a more generous settlement for arranging this!
Of course, if you arrange for OP to give your lawyer a blowjob as well, you could argue sucksessfully for lower fees too!
My lawyer is female as well and, I suspect, filthier than me."
Excellent! Well then, I volunteer myself to eat out your lawyer. If she’s as hot and filthy as you suggest (and she probably is - female lawyers are generally hot - I’ve had two myself) she’ll lap it up (well, I’ll lap her up at any rate)!
I guarantee you a reduction on her fees!  |
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